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disclaimer- I don't own any of this stuff. DON'T SUE ME! I poor ;_;. Ok, Yamara, Chizuru, Azuma, Kojiro and Vega are of my own making, don't use em w/o permission. Thank you and have a nice day!

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lets'a go! {* kills mario for saying that in MY fanfic! *}

Android/Cell Saga; Part TWO!

"What are you doing? What do you want?" Trunks asked the cricket dude, who we just learned that his name was Cell.

"How rude." Cell hissed. "I wont tell you unless you say 'please'" he {well, I think cell is a he} crossed his arms. Yamara rolled her eyes.

"I don't believe this…" she muttered. "Please"

"Well, sense you asked so nicely, ill tell you!" so he babled on for a while {yeah yeah yeah, you all know what it is, and I don't feel like telling you so =p} "And there's nothing you can do to stop me!" the warriors got in fighting stances.

"Wanna bet?" Trunks yelled.

"Suit yourself." Cell powered up, but it was a wimpy one… Yamara, Piccolo and Trunks looked @ each other, and back at Cell, then to each other.

"One of us can take him." Trunks said.

"I'll do it." Yamara said.

"No. We don't know who you are yet." Trunks said coldly. "You could turn on us, and we don't know how strong you are." Yamara pouted.

"Please???" she made big sad puppy eyes.

"Ack!" Trunks yelled, trying not too look. "Don't do that!!"

"Pweeessee?" she pouted, making her eyes bigger and sadder.

"Face…. cant…. resist…… oh… alright."

"Yey!" Yamara hugged Trunks, he blushed. Then there was a blast. The 2 turned. Piccolo was already fighting Cell. "Damn." Yamara snapped her fingers, and sat down on the curb, and watches. Trunks sits next to her.

"Soo… what are you doing here?" he asked.

"Cant tell you." she replied.

"Uh..." Trunks tried of something else to talk to her about. "Where'd you come from?"

"Cant tell you."

"Then what CAN you tell me?" Trunks asked. She truned to face him, and smiled.

"Not much!" she said. "At least, not until everyone is together… but I can tell you that you can trust me."

"Makes sense…" Trunks muttered. "Well, I'm-"

"I already know." she cut him off. Trunks Sweatdroped.

"Umm, can you at least show me some of your power?"

"Oh, sure!" She said, getting up. "you may want to stand back." she planted her feet in the ground. a red aura flared up around her. Her power flew into the air. Trunks stumbled back.

"Her power… its… incredible!" he yelled, a little scared. Cell and Piccolo stopped their fight

"My Kami!" Piccolo yelled. "She's even stronger then VEGETA now!"

"Impossible!" Cell hissed. "How can she be so strong? And why don't I have her in my database?!"

Meanwhile, and the Kami House…

{Vegeta arrived fashionably late}

"Holy Shit!" Yamacha yelled. "That power…!"

"Who is it?" Gohan asked.

"I don't know!" Tein said.

"This is NUTS!" Kuririn freaked. Vegeta gritted his teeth. Watzu was looking worried

Who ever it is, he has already reached my max! she thought.

In a Pink van on the high way…

The Androids high jacked a truck and were driving to goku's place. 17 (who was driving) pulled over to the side of the road. the 3 climbed out, and looked in the direction of Ginger Town.

"What was that?" 18 asked.

"That power is huge," 17 said, "but not as strong as me.

"Yes it is…" 16 said. "in fact, it is already stronger then you."

"Hmph, impossible." 17 muttered. "And who is this person?"

"I don't know." 16 said. "I do not recognize the power…"

"Well lets go." 17 said. the androids got back in the car.

Back to Ginger Town

Yamara stopped.

"Id say that was full power in this form…" she said. he Ki went back to what it felt like before, like a normal human.

"'this form?'" trunks asked

"Oh, nothing!" Yamara laughed nervously and sweatdroped. Cell ran away.

"Hey! he's getting away!" Trunks yelled… too late, Cell was gone.

"Uhhh…" Yamara muttered. "Weren't you suppose to fight him P-Man?"

"Don't call me that!" Piccolo yelled. "And you were distracting me!"
"Well Trunks asked to seem my power so I showed him!" Yamara yelled at Piccolo. Then piccolo blinked.

"How did you know his name?" he paused. "And mine?"

"I have my ways." she said. "Damn, I cant sense Cell anywhere… Why don't we go back to Roshi's, and I can explain myself."

"What about Cell?" Trunks asked.

"He really isnt that big of a threat. {yeah right}… I mean, even Kuririn would be able to take him out." she paused. "And sense we cant sense him, there isn't really much of a point, is there?" the 2 others shook their heads.

"She does have a point…" Trunks said.

"Fine…" Piccolo muttered. the 3 flew off.

~~~~~~~~~~

KAMI HOUSE! YIPPY!

"Who's that?" Kuririn asked, pointing to Yamara.

"Who ever she is, she's cute!" Yamcha, Roshi and Oolong said at once. This earned a Frying pan to Yamcha's head (ie Watzu), Elbow to Roshi's head (Yamara), and Oolong punted out the window (ie Mirai Trunks, I think he's jealous O_o;;)

After that, Vegeta noticed that Yamara's brown "belt" came lose, and was twiching…

"Why do YOU Have a Tail?!" He demanded, grabbing it.

"Let go." She said fermly, in a tone so cold and icy, that… Vegeta let go. "Don't do that again." Vegeta slowly nodded his head.

"Who is she?!" Gohan asked.

"Komojiro Yamara." Yamara and Watzu said at once. Everyone blinked.

"Take a seat, this will take a while…" Yamara said. "My mom, Washu, who is Watzu's older twin sister, sent me here to help. Before that we were keeping ourselves secret. But not against the Androids, against a greater evil that I haven't found yet. But I'm looking."

"Wait… why don't you all exsist in my time?" Trunks asked, gesturing to Yamara and Watzu.

"We originally came form a different dimension." Yamara said. "Somehow, and I'm not sure how, Watzu ended up in this dimension. My Mother stayed in that dimension until she meet my father, which shortly after our dimension collapsed, so we ended up here."

"Who's your father?" Kuririn asked. Yamara looked up the stairs, the back at everyone else.

"Goku."

Everyone went hysteric, especially Chichi.

"What about me?!?!" she demanded.

"You don't exist there…" Yamara said blandly.

"And I don't exist there either?" Gohan asked.

"No, let me finish explaining…" Yamara said. "When my mother and father meet, he had already passed the 4th super saiya-jin level…"

"WHAT?!" Vegeta demanded.

"There are 5 lvls, only 2 can reach the 5th."

"And who would THAT be?!" Vegeta yelled

"my mother and Father." Yamara said. "Let me finish…

"My Father was only at SSJ4 when they meet… not to mention smarter then the one here… but that's not the point…"

"How do you reach the other levels!?" Vegeta demanded.

"SHUT UP!" Yamara yelled. Vegeta shut up. {OMG! HE SHUT UP! HELL MUSTIVE FROZEN OVER! PIGS MUST FLY! I MUST SPEAK FLUENT ITALIEN! BEUMONT MUST STOPPED BUILDING, THE WORLD IS GUNNA END! AHHHHHH! ok ill shut up now} Then, a port hole appeared. Washu stepped out of it.

"Hi!" She said. "I'm Komojiro Washu!" Chichi tackled Washu. and begun to beat her against the floor…

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY GOKU! YOU HUSBEND SNACHER YOU!"

"S-S-S-T-T-T-T-O-O-O-O-O-P-P-P-P-P I-I-I-T!" Washu said. "He's from another dimension! Yours is still yours!" Chichi continued to beat Washu against the floor, yelling at her. {Note- My Goku will be refereed to as SSGoku, as to not get confused}

Then, a very groggy Goku pokes his head from downstairs. "What's * yawn * going on?" he asked. "And who are all these * yawn * other people?" Chichi stopped beating Washu. then SSGoku pokes his head out from the porthole, and looked at Washu

"Hon, why is there a porthole in the living room?" he asked. Then the 2 Goku's noticed each other, blinked, pointing at one another, and looking at their wives, saying

"Hey, isn't that me?" they both said at once. {note: to tell the difference; My Goku has a tail. Thank you, have a nice day =)}

"Yes." Washu said, shoving Chichi off. "Remember what I told you? about this dimensions Goku?" {hey, I rhymed!}

"Ohhh… Yeah!" {the dawning oh!} Then, a girl wearing a baggy black sweater en pants with her navy blue bangs (on the right side) covering her face, with the rest of her hair in a pony tail, ran out, holding something. Then a boy about the same age with smooth navy blue hair ran out after her, looking slightly annoyed. Washu sweat dropped

"Here they go again.." she muttered.

"Give it back!" the boy yelled. they chased each other around the room, until Washu grabed the girl by the collar of her sweater.

"Alright, that's enough." she said. "Give back whatever you took Chizuru." the girl, named Chizuru, pouted, then reluctantly handed something back to the boy, who snatched it. "Say your sorry to Kojiro."

"I'm sorry…" Chizuru muttered.

Meanwhile, the 2 Goku's were mimicking each other, not noticing what was going on. Then Goku noticed something about SSGoku {confusing anit it?}

"Hey… you have a tail!" Everyone (regular Z ppls) turned.

"WHAT?!" they all yelled. Bad mistake. Washu appeared in a lab coat with a pointer in hand and an over head projector appeared, along with a screen.

Chizuru, Kojiro, Yamara, Watzu, Azuma, and Vega sat down, looking like they were paying attention. Chizuru whispered to Gohan (who she was sitting by)

"At least pretend that your paying attention! Or Else you'll get whacked!"

"oh, ok." Gohan whispered back.

An image appeared on the screen, of a little image labeled "watzu"

"To help explain what Yamara has already told you…" she said, pointing to the picture. "How Watzu got to this dimension is simple. She was on a planet that would explode w/o warning," picture watzu getting blown up, " so I, the most scientific genius in the UNIVERSE! Teleported her to the same planet in a different dimension, where she would survive.

"I Stayed in my dimension. But I disided to come to this one once I found out that that one would collapse soon. We (me and my family) kept ourselves secret until now, cause we dun want to get involved."
then she noticed Vegeta wasn't paying attention.

WAM! A giant cast iron frying pan hit him on the face.

"PAY ATTENTION!" Washu yelled.

"MAKE ME!" he yelled back, rubbing his head.

WAM! get got hit again… very very hard this time. Veggie paid attention.

"* ahem *" Washu continued. the picture changes to an evil looking monster thingy. "I Sensed a create evil, no not the androids…"

Speeking of Androids, 17 just kicked the door down. All three androids got whacked in the head w/ GCIFPOD! (giant.cast.iron.frying.pan.of.doom.!)

"DON'T INTRUPT!" Washu yelled. "As I was SAYING!

"This evil wouldn't have been a challenge to me or SSGoku… so knowing that you people wouldn't be able to defete this new evil, * picture changes to evil monster kill the Z gang * I sent Yamara to help.."

"Who are you and what are you talking about?!" 17 asked. another frying pan hit him

"RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION!!!!" Washu yelled. 16 raised his hand. "Yes evil android with the big red mohawk?"

"Why are there two Goku's?" He asked. Washu face vaulted.

"I just explained it!" she turned to the other people. "take care of them!" then, the projector and screen disappeared. Dragging SSGoku along, they left threw the port hole. Goku yawned and walked back upstairs, chichi followed. Piccolo got up, and pointed to 17.

"You and me now." everyone flew off to watch {don't you just LOVE a good fight?}

So they fought. {I'm being lazy again… Oh yeah, P-man already absorbed Kami, and Dende is now the god of earth… forgot to tell you that!} it looked about even.. until Mr. Evil Menical Cricket Dude (aka Cell) Showed up!

"Not him again…" Yamara muttered.

"Android 17 and 18, I have come here to absorb you." Cell Said.

"I Don't think so." 17 said in his calm voice.

"Oh, you don't want to become part of the perfect Embodiment?" Cell hissed.

"I already am!" 17 hissed back {that's 17 for yaz…;;;;}

So Cell lunged at 17, trusting his tail at him. 17 dodged them all.

"Shouldn't we be helping him?" Yamara asked.

"No, I think this Cell dude is doing us a favor." Tein said.

"Some how I doubt it…" Yamara muttered.

17 blasted Cell… and Cell disappeared.

"Heh." 17 smirked, pushing his hair back into place. "No match for me." then, Cell appeared behind 17 and begun to absorb him! But… Didn't get far due to a swift kick from Yamara. Cell went flying. Yamara landed next to 17.

"Thanks…" he muttered.

"Somehow I don't like the idea of him absorbing you…" she said sternly. Cell again re-appered behind 17, kicked Yamara out of the way, and absorbs 17! {ooO! the HORROR!}

"NO!" Yamara yelled. Cell glowed and… TRUNED INTO SUPER CELL!!! AHH!! THE HORROR! {im being lazy again anit I?}

"ah, half way to perfection!" Cell said triumphantly, then looked at 18. "Oh android 18…" he walked towards her.

"Get away from me!" She yelled, backing off. Cell continued to approach her.

"Now be a good little girl and let me absorb you!" he hissed.

"Uh… shouldn't we be DOING something about this?" Watzu asked. While the Z team was contemplating whether or not to help the android out…

Yamara sighed, and dissided to attack Cell.

"Your like an annoying… BUG!" He hissed, hitting her away long enough to absorb 18!!! AHHH! THE HORROR!

Cell's power went way up! he glowed, and turned into… PERFECT CELL!

EEEEKKK! THE HORROR {getting annoying isn't it?}

"Ahhh…" he said. "Perfection." The Z team was blown back..

"My kami…" was all most the Z team could say.

"He's…. He's a MONSTER!" Watzu yelled.

"Oh Kami Save us!" Kuririn pleaded.

"So…" Cell said, flexing his muscles, "Who will be the first to die?"

Yamara got up, a golden aura sproted around her, and her hair turned yellow. Her eyes went to a bluish green.

"Not HER too?!" Vegeta yelled.

"Hmph." Cell muttered. "Nothing compared to my power. You must have a death wish."

"Yeah right…" Yamara mumbled. She begun to do a similar motion to the kamehameha. "Shi… Ko…" she muttered inn a voice so low that no one could hear. Cell, being the dumbass that he is, thought that she was about to do a kamehameha.

"kamehame HA!" he fired a beam at Yamara.

"ZAN!" She yelled, firing a completely different attack. it was a blue beam, surrounded by red hot fire! {note- this has the same arrangement of the "special beam cannon" AKA Light of Death attack by Piccolo. Thank you and have a nice day!} the 2 beams hit each other, and Yamara's "Shikozan" was much stronger then Cells kamehameha. It pushed back his beam and hit cell, causing him to stumble back.

"What… was… THAT?!" He demanded.

"An attack… I.. made up… myself…" Yamara panted, falling out of SSJ. "Damn, not strong enough…" Cell narrowed his eyes.

"Your weakened greatly by it…" he said. "Is there a way to make yourself stronger?"

"Yeah…" she panted. "several…" Cell turned to everyone else.

"This battle will come to a pause for 10 days." he said. "I think I shale restart the 'Worlds Marital Arts Contest' I Will call it… 'The Cell Games.' yes. that has a catchy ring to it, doesn't it? Look on your TV to see where it will be held. You have 10 days to train." with that, Cell blasted off.

"Well, that was weird." Kuririn muttered.

"Damn…" Yamara spat.

End Android/Cell Saga Part 2!

From WW;

Hi! I have another part dun! YEY! =) too bad I have writers block for the last part… well n e ways, I wrote the 1st AND 2nd part of the a/c saga AT WINTER CAMP! that's like, 3 days en 4 nights! WHOA! I need to calm down! lol! I hope you like this, en junk. en more junk. I'm bored so there. la de da de do.. doesn't relize that im still typing WHOOPS! SORRY! GOTTA GO BYE!

Much love, WW =)