WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!! I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF READING THIS, BUT YOU NEED TO READ "WHERE DO YOU FIND LOVE" BY LEIA3000 FOR IT IS THE "PREQUAL" TO THIS SAGA!!!!! And I don't own anything to do with Dragonball/Z/GT.
Leia3000: So remember, read mine first! NOOOOOW!!! Or if you have, read this one.
Rem: Right!
REM SAGA
Falure is Never an Option
Rem walked down one of the many hallways of his mountain. He glanced at all of the rooms he passed and read them to himself. It was the casual "Check on the androids so that they don't screw everything up" kinda day, he just walked into the hangar that he used for storage rather than a place to keep army vehicles.
"Rem, I assure you everything's going perfectly fine." Android 1 spoke up from Rem's right side. It was accompanying him on his check. "We are top-of-the-line machines, nothing can go wrong."
"No android." Rem whirled around at him, gazing into the yellow lights that were his optic sensors. After Android 1's last encounter with Nyn, she hit him with a very hard ki blast that peeled off his humanoid covering leaving him to look like the Terminator. "You are a top-off-the-line machine, they..." He gestured at the androids working in the hangar. "are scrap."
He continued walking when an android ran up in front of him. "Sir, I found this vile in a storage box I was sorting through." Rem noticed the android as Android 32. Rem took the vile from its hand and held it up so it was eye level with him. He read Spliced Nuclear Waste: Caution, made to fuse plant matter. Untested.
Rem took one last look at the label and then brought the white liquid away from his face. "Here, take this," Rem gave the vile back to 32. "and pour some on that redwood and that fern." Rem pointed out the hangar and at a redwood surrounded by ferns.
"But... it's untested." Android 32 complained, pointing to the section reading untested.
"Aren't you observant." Rem pointed out. "Now GO OUT THERE AND TEST IT FOR ME!" He yelled at it. The androids at their stations turned and stared at 32 who was backing away. Rem had programmed fear into his newly made androids so that they'd be more humane.
Android 32 flew out of the entrance. The androids stared outward at him.
"Get back to work or I'll get y'all to test out my new weapon, I'm sure that'll be fun!" Rem smiled as he finished the sentence and the androids quickly went back to work.
"Speaking of the new weapon, how's it going along?" Android 1 asked as they started to leave.
"It's complete, just gotta fix a few things in it and it'd be just like I had an actual one." Rem responded, remembering at how effective it'd be in battle.
"Yes but... what is it?" Rem never let his androids know what weapon he was constructing until he showed it to them. When that happened, he'd call an android up and fight it with the weapon in front of the others to show, as an influence, what would happen if they thought of mutiny. That wass Rem's largest concern, mutiny.
"I guess I should show everyone now." Rem thought aloud, and they both turned and headed back toward the hangar. Suddenly, there was a loud explosion.
"You two." Android 1 called two androids that were unpacking a box labled Poison with a little skull and crossbones underneath it. "Go see what happened." He commaned. The two raced out of the hangar.
"That 32, the little toaster better not've screwed with that vile." As the smoke cleared from the forest that lined the outside of the hangar, he saw the androids carry android 32 in. 32 was smudged with smoke and some of his covering was peeling, sparks were coming from his left eye.
The two threw 32 on the floor. All of the androids in the hangar started whispering back and forth to each other. Rem stepped up to 32.
"So, tell me 32... What in the HELL happened!" He screamed at him. Android 32 scrambled up to his feet, the sparks died down.
"I-I was-s-"
"Shut up, did you pour the contents on the two specimens?"
"I... dropped it." Android 32 braced himself as Rem swung his metal fist at 32's face and sent it back-flipping to the ground twenty feet away from him.
"Since you decided to blow up half an acre of forest, and not to mention mutate all of the plants in it AND put nuclear radiation in the soil, I'm gonna test a little toy of mine out on you." All of the androids suddenly started cheering and formed a 40 foot diameter circle around Rem and android 32. They LOVED the fights Rem did, just as long as they weren't in it. Android 1 and the two that brought 32 in formed a triangle above the circle to prevent 32 from flying away.
"No! Please!" 32 pleaded as he pushed himself up. He stood up clumsily. The android was around six feet tall and had short black hair. It wore khaki pants and a red t-shirt.
"Now, lemme ask the others." Rem faced the surrounding androids. "Should I let him go?" Rem asked, pointing at android 32 with his index finger blade extended.
"NOOOOO!" A chorus of voices rose up. Laughing and cheering was also along with it along with the occasional profanity used by android 40.
"You heard them, now you'll know not to be so clumsy." Suddenly, a long tail made with gold balls that were attatched together sprouted from Rem's rear. It was six feet long and the balls got smaller as they reached the end. It waved around as Rem controlled its movement.
Anroid 1 was gauking at the weapon. He must be using magnetic fields to hold them together. Android 1 never knew that such a device could be made.
Rem slammed it down on the floor, it worked like a real tail and left a crack where he'd hit it. Android 32 turned to flee but an android slammed into him and sent him straight at Rem.
Rem smiled cruelly and as the android came flying at him, he whipped the tail out and it collided with the android's stomach.
"AAAAAHHHH!" It screamed. Rem brought it back, the whole time he'd moved only the tail, and revealed where a four inch dent was inprinted into 32's stomach. Rem brought the tail back and slammed it into android 32's neck. He quickly wrapped it around its throat before it fell to the ground. He lifted the android off the ground by its neck.
"Having fun, 32?" Rem asked, he tightened the grip. The eyes in 32's head started to stick out a bit. Rem enjoyed every moment of it.
Android 32 was wriggling, trying to pull the tail away and started to kick. Then, he kicked Rem straight in the gut.
All of the androids started 'ooo-ing'. Android 1 knew Rem wouldn't be happy.
"You just made the biggest mistake of your time." Rem hissed. Suddenly, Android 32 was kicking even harder, it wasn't just kicking, it was going insane! Sparks flew from its body as it jumped and swung its arms and legs. Electricity shot out from it and from the area Rem gripped with the tail. Android 32's left arm blew off and skidded across the floor. Its eyes popped out and whizzed past Rem. Oil and gears and parts flew from its mouth, eye sockets, and all over it.
Android 32 suddenly started to spin around, like when you tie a firework to a rope and tie the other end to a tree branch. After about three seconds it exploded and bits and pieces flew everywhere. The other androids cheered and yelled.
Floating above Rem, Android 1 saw it all. Rem had shot electricity from the tail into android 32 and slowly increased the number of volts until android 32 blew. Amazing!
All of the androids clapped and cheered as Rem made a bow and the tail reracted. Android 1 flew down next to him and the androids slowly went back to work.
"How'd you make that thing, it was amazing!" 1 complimented.
"I used magnets and connected it to wires which were inserted into my back and into my hip bone where I could control it like it was a real tail. I decided to spice it up by using regular friction by rubbing the segments, or spheres, together which created an electric charge." He explained.
The two walked out of the hangar and started talking about weapon designs and installing them into the androids. The remains of 32 were swept up by the two that brought him in after the explosion. The androids always did their best, for Rem always made sure of it... DEAD sure of it.
Leia3000: So remember, read mine first! NOOOOOW!!! Or if you have, read this one.
Rem: Right!
REM SAGA
Falure is Never an Option
Rem walked down one of the many hallways of his mountain. He glanced at all of the rooms he passed and read them to himself. It was the casual "Check on the androids so that they don't screw everything up" kinda day, he just walked into the hangar that he used for storage rather than a place to keep army vehicles.
"Rem, I assure you everything's going perfectly fine." Android 1 spoke up from Rem's right side. It was accompanying him on his check. "We are top-of-the-line machines, nothing can go wrong."
"No android." Rem whirled around at him, gazing into the yellow lights that were his optic sensors. After Android 1's last encounter with Nyn, she hit him with a very hard ki blast that peeled off his humanoid covering leaving him to look like the Terminator. "You are a top-off-the-line machine, they..." He gestured at the androids working in the hangar. "are scrap."
He continued walking when an android ran up in front of him. "Sir, I found this vile in a storage box I was sorting through." Rem noticed the android as Android 32. Rem took the vile from its hand and held it up so it was eye level with him. He read Spliced Nuclear Waste: Caution, made to fuse plant matter. Untested.
Rem took one last look at the label and then brought the white liquid away from his face. "Here, take this," Rem gave the vile back to 32. "and pour some on that redwood and that fern." Rem pointed out the hangar and at a redwood surrounded by ferns.
"But... it's untested." Android 32 complained, pointing to the section reading untested.
"Aren't you observant." Rem pointed out. "Now GO OUT THERE AND TEST IT FOR ME!" He yelled at it. The androids at their stations turned and stared at 32 who was backing away. Rem had programmed fear into his newly made androids so that they'd be more humane.
Android 32 flew out of the entrance. The androids stared outward at him.
"Get back to work or I'll get y'all to test out my new weapon, I'm sure that'll be fun!" Rem smiled as he finished the sentence and the androids quickly went back to work.
"Speaking of the new weapon, how's it going along?" Android 1 asked as they started to leave.
"It's complete, just gotta fix a few things in it and it'd be just like I had an actual one." Rem responded, remembering at how effective it'd be in battle.
"Yes but... what is it?" Rem never let his androids know what weapon he was constructing until he showed it to them. When that happened, he'd call an android up and fight it with the weapon in front of the others to show, as an influence, what would happen if they thought of mutiny. That wass Rem's largest concern, mutiny.
"I guess I should show everyone now." Rem thought aloud, and they both turned and headed back toward the hangar. Suddenly, there was a loud explosion.
"You two." Android 1 called two androids that were unpacking a box labled Poison with a little skull and crossbones underneath it. "Go see what happened." He commaned. The two raced out of the hangar.
"That 32, the little toaster better not've screwed with that vile." As the smoke cleared from the forest that lined the outside of the hangar, he saw the androids carry android 32 in. 32 was smudged with smoke and some of his covering was peeling, sparks were coming from his left eye.
The two threw 32 on the floor. All of the androids in the hangar started whispering back and forth to each other. Rem stepped up to 32.
"So, tell me 32... What in the HELL happened!" He screamed at him. Android 32 scrambled up to his feet, the sparks died down.
"I-I was-s-"
"Shut up, did you pour the contents on the two specimens?"
"I... dropped it." Android 32 braced himself as Rem swung his metal fist at 32's face and sent it back-flipping to the ground twenty feet away from him.
"Since you decided to blow up half an acre of forest, and not to mention mutate all of the plants in it AND put nuclear radiation in the soil, I'm gonna test a little toy of mine out on you." All of the androids suddenly started cheering and formed a 40 foot diameter circle around Rem and android 32. They LOVED the fights Rem did, just as long as they weren't in it. Android 1 and the two that brought 32 in formed a triangle above the circle to prevent 32 from flying away.
"No! Please!" 32 pleaded as he pushed himself up. He stood up clumsily. The android was around six feet tall and had short black hair. It wore khaki pants and a red t-shirt.
"Now, lemme ask the others." Rem faced the surrounding androids. "Should I let him go?" Rem asked, pointing at android 32 with his index finger blade extended.
"NOOOOO!" A chorus of voices rose up. Laughing and cheering was also along with it along with the occasional profanity used by android 40.
"You heard them, now you'll know not to be so clumsy." Suddenly, a long tail made with gold balls that were attatched together sprouted from Rem's rear. It was six feet long and the balls got smaller as they reached the end. It waved around as Rem controlled its movement.
Anroid 1 was gauking at the weapon. He must be using magnetic fields to hold them together. Android 1 never knew that such a device could be made.
Rem slammed it down on the floor, it worked like a real tail and left a crack where he'd hit it. Android 32 turned to flee but an android slammed into him and sent him straight at Rem.
Rem smiled cruelly and as the android came flying at him, he whipped the tail out and it collided with the android's stomach.
"AAAAAHHHH!" It screamed. Rem brought it back, the whole time he'd moved only the tail, and revealed where a four inch dent was inprinted into 32's stomach. Rem brought the tail back and slammed it into android 32's neck. He quickly wrapped it around its throat before it fell to the ground. He lifted the android off the ground by its neck.
"Having fun, 32?" Rem asked, he tightened the grip. The eyes in 32's head started to stick out a bit. Rem enjoyed every moment of it.
Android 32 was wriggling, trying to pull the tail away and started to kick. Then, he kicked Rem straight in the gut.
All of the androids started 'ooo-ing'. Android 1 knew Rem wouldn't be happy.
"You just made the biggest mistake of your time." Rem hissed. Suddenly, Android 32 was kicking even harder, it wasn't just kicking, it was going insane! Sparks flew from its body as it jumped and swung its arms and legs. Electricity shot out from it and from the area Rem gripped with the tail. Android 32's left arm blew off and skidded across the floor. Its eyes popped out and whizzed past Rem. Oil and gears and parts flew from its mouth, eye sockets, and all over it.
Android 32 suddenly started to spin around, like when you tie a firework to a rope and tie the other end to a tree branch. After about three seconds it exploded and bits and pieces flew everywhere. The other androids cheered and yelled.
Floating above Rem, Android 1 saw it all. Rem had shot electricity from the tail into android 32 and slowly increased the number of volts until android 32 blew. Amazing!
All of the androids clapped and cheered as Rem made a bow and the tail reracted. Android 1 flew down next to him and the androids slowly went back to work.
"How'd you make that thing, it was amazing!" 1 complimented.
"I used magnets and connected it to wires which were inserted into my back and into my hip bone where I could control it like it was a real tail. I decided to spice it up by using regular friction by rubbing the segments, or spheres, together which created an electric charge." He explained.
The two walked out of the hangar and started talking about weapon designs and installing them into the androids. The remains of 32 were swept up by the two that brought him in after the explosion. The androids always did their best, for Rem always made sure of it... DEAD sure of it.