The Funny Side To The Matrix
Morphius: So what is it going to be Neo, the red pill or the blue pill? I forgot which one would do what to you but anyway just hurry up, I'm suffering from a bit of diarrhoea here so could you please hurry up.
Morphius puts out his hands with a pill in each one.
Neo now slows down his speech making Morphius suffer.
Neo: Now…which one shall I choose? Red is my favourite
colour, but on the other hand is the blue pill, get it. Ha! Ha! Ha! ( Neo is
the only one laughing )
Morphius then knocks Neo out a with a huge punch, shoves both the pills down his mouth and the glass of mentholated spirit disguised as water (not such a good mixture) and then runs to the toilet at the same time unzipping his trousers, but finds it is locked. He then uses his strong and shiny head to brake down the door.
2 HOURS LATER
Morphius comes out of the toilet and finds that Neo is still knock out ( actually he was dead due to the pills)
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