Okay, you know how it goes. WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! Don't read the stupid story unless you've read Where do you find Love by Leia3000. And I don't own DB/Z/GT... I just own Rem and my androids.
Leia3000: AND I OWN NYN!
Rem: Yeah and Leia3000 owns Nyn.
REM SAGA
Assault on Satan City
"Come on Nyn, you can do better than that!" Piccolo yelled. Nyn and Goten were sparring and Piccolo was watching.
"I'm trying!" She yelled back, Goten was currently winning. He'd made small punches and blasts, but he'd just fired a kamehameha that had sent Nyn flying. Now she was trying her best to gain the upper hand.
Goten rushed at her, Nyn threw her hands out and they slammed into Goten's shoulders. They were in a lock.
"You can't win this one -arg- I already have you smokin'." Goten gritted.
"Oh shut up!" Nyn strained and fired a blast into Goten's shoulders. Goten shot backwards and into a tree... then another... then another. Nyn opened up in a barrage of rapid firing blasts that arched to where Goten was laying. Explosion after explosion rose up.
"You did it!" Piccolo cheered. Nyn did some wierd victory dance in the air. The smoke cleared away and Nyn expected to see Goten lying on his back all beat up. Instead, Goten wasn't there at all.
"AAH! Did I hit him that hard?" Nyn was scared. She thought she'd vaporized him.
"Not neccisarilly!" Immediately, Goten shot up underneath her and grabbed her ankle. "You assume too much." He pulled down and threw Nyn head first into the ground below him. Piccolo held his head down in defeat. "Nice try, but you still lose." With that, Goten flew into the air.
"He thinks he won." Piccolo muttered under his breath. "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" Piccolo aimed his finger at Goten, Goten (hearing Piccolo's voice) turned around and was hit directly in the chest. Goten fell through the trees and smashed into the ground.
"Is everyrthing set?" Rem asked android 1. They had planned an assault into Satan City. Since it was one of the largest cities and heavily populated. Hopefully, the Z fighters would be drawn out.
"Yes, androids 2-56 are ready... if they're not already destroyed." 1 replied. They were in the hangar and all of the androids that they were using were lined up in rows by their first number.
"Tell them it's time to go, you're staying to keep an eye on things here." Rem commanded, then he made his way to the front of the androids.
"Okay... NOW!" Android 1 gave the signal and all of the androids lifted up off of the ground. They started to fly out with Rem running underneath them.
Bulma was at home with Bra. Bra was watching TV and Bulma was calling the Z fighters to tell them to come to her house for a get-together.
They were both worried about Rem... well... Bulma was. She knew that something would happen if they didn't infiltrate the mountain.
"Hey mom. What exactly does Rem look like?" Bra asked as she stopped the channel on a TV broadcast.
"Well... if I could relate him to anyone I know... it'd beeeeeeee uuuuuuuh... Zarbon with your father's attitude." Bulma replied.
"Wasn't Zarbon that guy that dad killed that you thought was really cute?"
"Yeah. But when he turned into that monster I immediately lost all effection for him." Bulma answered, hanging the phone up.
Bra turned around to face her mother. "Do you think that Zarbon and Rem are of the same race? Judging by the way they are... I'd say they might be." Bra questioned. Right when she finished, Eighteen and Krillin entered.
"Hey guys, what's goin' on?" Krillin asked. He sat down on the couch in front of the TV next to Bra.
"We're talking about Rem." Bulma informed. She turned to the cabinet where she took out some tea bags. "Eighteen, could you boil some water in that pot over there?"
"Sure." Eighteen bent down to get one of the pots out.
Bra turned her attention to Krillin. "Krillin, do you think that Rem and Zarbon are of the same race?"
"Huh? Hmm... gee I never considered. Then again, they look a LOT alike. Yeah, I'd say they are." He answered.
"Hey, do you remember how Vegeta defeated Zarbon?" Bra asked.
"Uhh... I forgot." He answered.
"Oh I remember perfectly well." Bulma spoke up as she turned up the stove. "Your father fought him hard. He grabbed with his hands and fired, BOOM, right into his ribs." She explained.
"Ouch." Eighteen interjected as she sat down next to Krillin. Bra was getting cramped.
"I remember now, then he grabbed him by the wrist and threw him straight into a-." Krillin heard a crash.
Everyone turned and stared at Bulma who was frozen stiff and pieces of the cup she had were scattered on the floor.
"Mom?"
"Oh my God..." She stammered. "He's alive!"
"AH! You're right." Krillin jumped up.
"What, who... Zarbon?" Eighteen asked.
"Yeah, Vegeta threw him into a lake after he shot him..." Krillin answered. "Water heals Rem... and it most likely did Zarbon."
"Now that sucks don't it... well, tell me more about Rem-" Bra was interrupted by the TV.
The announcer on the TV was in Satan City and burning buildings were all around him. "The androids have struck Satan City, the place is a wreck, we need-" An android flew in front of the announcer. It grabbed him by the collar and tossed him into the air. The camera man started to run but another android came down on top of him. The camera fell on the concrete. One of the androids lifted the camera up and focused it on the first android.
"Hello everybody, this is Captain Smoothy reporting in on the crisis hear on Smoothyland." The android holding the camera started to laugh at the other android's humor.
"Do some more." The camera android pleaded.
"Okay okay... umm... There has been a drastic depletion of cookies which have caused the chicken-in-a-baskey to arise from its eternal slumber." The camera guy laughed again. "The all powerful monkey-in-a-can is here and is combating the chicken! What shall happen!"
Immediatly afterward, Android 1 shoved the other android out of camera shot and reached out for the camera. The camera android handed it over and Rem appeared in the camera shot.
"Hello... Remmy boy here to talk to Z Fighters... are you listening? Of course, you always do. Hey Roshi, get off your wrinkled butt and go see the bikini girl skiing by your place."
"Bikini girl... WHERE!" Roshi ran outside to see nothing but ocean.
"Now, I would like it if you would come here now, you know, to ack all super hero-like. K? Bye." Rem brought up a handgun and fired it at the camera. The TV went black.
The four people stared at the TV in disbelief.
"That's it... he's dead!" Eighteen smashed her fist into the palm of her hand.
Leia3000: AND I OWN NYN!
Rem: Yeah and Leia3000 owns Nyn.
REM SAGA
Assault on Satan City
"Come on Nyn, you can do better than that!" Piccolo yelled. Nyn and Goten were sparring and Piccolo was watching.
"I'm trying!" She yelled back, Goten was currently winning. He'd made small punches and blasts, but he'd just fired a kamehameha that had sent Nyn flying. Now she was trying her best to gain the upper hand.
Goten rushed at her, Nyn threw her hands out and they slammed into Goten's shoulders. They were in a lock.
"You can't win this one -arg- I already have you smokin'." Goten gritted.
"Oh shut up!" Nyn strained and fired a blast into Goten's shoulders. Goten shot backwards and into a tree... then another... then another. Nyn opened up in a barrage of rapid firing blasts that arched to where Goten was laying. Explosion after explosion rose up.
"You did it!" Piccolo cheered. Nyn did some wierd victory dance in the air. The smoke cleared away and Nyn expected to see Goten lying on his back all beat up. Instead, Goten wasn't there at all.
"AAH! Did I hit him that hard?" Nyn was scared. She thought she'd vaporized him.
"Not neccisarilly!" Immediately, Goten shot up underneath her and grabbed her ankle. "You assume too much." He pulled down and threw Nyn head first into the ground below him. Piccolo held his head down in defeat. "Nice try, but you still lose." With that, Goten flew into the air.
"He thinks he won." Piccolo muttered under his breath. "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" Piccolo aimed his finger at Goten, Goten (hearing Piccolo's voice) turned around and was hit directly in the chest. Goten fell through the trees and smashed into the ground.
"Is everyrthing set?" Rem asked android 1. They had planned an assault into Satan City. Since it was one of the largest cities and heavily populated. Hopefully, the Z fighters would be drawn out.
"Yes, androids 2-56 are ready... if they're not already destroyed." 1 replied. They were in the hangar and all of the androids that they were using were lined up in rows by their first number.
"Tell them it's time to go, you're staying to keep an eye on things here." Rem commanded, then he made his way to the front of the androids.
"Okay... NOW!" Android 1 gave the signal and all of the androids lifted up off of the ground. They started to fly out with Rem running underneath them.
Bulma was at home with Bra. Bra was watching TV and Bulma was calling the Z fighters to tell them to come to her house for a get-together.
They were both worried about Rem... well... Bulma was. She knew that something would happen if they didn't infiltrate the mountain.
"Hey mom. What exactly does Rem look like?" Bra asked as she stopped the channel on a TV broadcast.
"Well... if I could relate him to anyone I know... it'd beeeeeeee uuuuuuuh... Zarbon with your father's attitude." Bulma replied.
"Wasn't Zarbon that guy that dad killed that you thought was really cute?"
"Yeah. But when he turned into that monster I immediately lost all effection for him." Bulma answered, hanging the phone up.
Bra turned around to face her mother. "Do you think that Zarbon and Rem are of the same race? Judging by the way they are... I'd say they might be." Bra questioned. Right when she finished, Eighteen and Krillin entered.
"Hey guys, what's goin' on?" Krillin asked. He sat down on the couch in front of the TV next to Bra.
"We're talking about Rem." Bulma informed. She turned to the cabinet where she took out some tea bags. "Eighteen, could you boil some water in that pot over there?"
"Sure." Eighteen bent down to get one of the pots out.
Bra turned her attention to Krillin. "Krillin, do you think that Rem and Zarbon are of the same race?"
"Huh? Hmm... gee I never considered. Then again, they look a LOT alike. Yeah, I'd say they are." He answered.
"Hey, do you remember how Vegeta defeated Zarbon?" Bra asked.
"Uhh... I forgot." He answered.
"Oh I remember perfectly well." Bulma spoke up as she turned up the stove. "Your father fought him hard. He grabbed with his hands and fired, BOOM, right into his ribs." She explained.
"Ouch." Eighteen interjected as she sat down next to Krillin. Bra was getting cramped.
"I remember now, then he grabbed him by the wrist and threw him straight into a-." Krillin heard a crash.
Everyone turned and stared at Bulma who was frozen stiff and pieces of the cup she had were scattered on the floor.
"Mom?"
"Oh my God..." She stammered. "He's alive!"
"AH! You're right." Krillin jumped up.
"What, who... Zarbon?" Eighteen asked.
"Yeah, Vegeta threw him into a lake after he shot him..." Krillin answered. "Water heals Rem... and it most likely did Zarbon."
"Now that sucks don't it... well, tell me more about Rem-" Bra was interrupted by the TV.
The announcer on the TV was in Satan City and burning buildings were all around him. "The androids have struck Satan City, the place is a wreck, we need-" An android flew in front of the announcer. It grabbed him by the collar and tossed him into the air. The camera man started to run but another android came down on top of him. The camera fell on the concrete. One of the androids lifted the camera up and focused it on the first android.
"Hello everybody, this is Captain Smoothy reporting in on the crisis hear on Smoothyland." The android holding the camera started to laugh at the other android's humor.
"Do some more." The camera android pleaded.
"Okay okay... umm... There has been a drastic depletion of cookies which have caused the chicken-in-a-baskey to arise from its eternal slumber." The camera guy laughed again. "The all powerful monkey-in-a-can is here and is combating the chicken! What shall happen!"
Immediatly afterward, Android 1 shoved the other android out of camera shot and reached out for the camera. The camera android handed it over and Rem appeared in the camera shot.
"Hello... Remmy boy here to talk to Z Fighters... are you listening? Of course, you always do. Hey Roshi, get off your wrinkled butt and go see the bikini girl skiing by your place."
"Bikini girl... WHERE!" Roshi ran outside to see nothing but ocean.
"Now, I would like it if you would come here now, you know, to ack all super hero-like. K? Bye." Rem brought up a handgun and fired it at the camera. The TV went black.
The four people stared at the TV in disbelief.
"That's it... he's dead!" Eighteen smashed her fist into the palm of her hand.