The Funny Side To The Matrix

The Funny Side To The Matrix

Chapter 2

Morphius is about to kill himself by pulling his plug because he just killed what he had been looking for his whole life because he had diarrhoea. (LOSER)

But suddenly a voice comes from behind him;

I am a spirit!!!

Everyone looks round

My name is… METHALATE!!!!!! My friends all call me …NAUGHTY NEO!!!!!!

But there was one slight problem with this person… HE WAS MAD!!!!!!!! (Personally I think he was gay)

Meth:I have only one enemy, and that is NIMESH from the planet Nimiza!!!!!!!!!

While Meth was becoming friends with everyone, the 3 agents had gust made a fourth agent. His name was… NIMESH