"A New Path"
Act II: A New Beginning
By Greg The Arcanine
Greg: Disclaimer time.
No one under 18 sure be reading this, if you do I am not responsible for anything ALL RIGHT!!!???
Everyone is sitting around the set (movie set kind of thing, I know it's a lemon, but it's my lemon and I'll however I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!) discussing stuff.
I walk in.
Greg: All right, the four of you wanted to know when you get pay?
They all nod.
Greg: Well, judging by the contract that you all so blindly signed...
Killer: Contract?
Greg: Yes! I had you all sign a contact before I began writing the series….
Brock: Damnit!!
Greg: What?
Brock: I was too busy watching Chrissie masturbate in the other room, I wasn't paying attention to what I was signing!
Ash: Same here
Killer: Me too
Misty: Me three
(everyone looks at Misty)
Misty: What?
Greg: Anyways, you don't get paid and your not allowed quitting the lemon series or I will send you to the 12th dimension where everything sucks!
Killer: You don't have balls to send us there!!
Greg: Really?
I reached in my pocket and black remote with a single red button on top of it, I pointed it at Killer and pressed the button. The remote started to make a humming noise followed by a multi colored beam. The beam hit Killer and disappeared in a white flash.
Ash: What the fuck!?!!?
Greg: Anyone else care to test my limits?
All: No!
Greg: (grins) That's what I thought.
I pointed the remote towards the place where Killer was standing earlier and pressed the button again. Same thing happened only Killer reappeared.
Greg: What have we learned here today?
Killer: I GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! (he starts to charge me but then I pointed the remote at him and he stopped) (growls) Don't fuck with the man!!
Greg: Good answer. (puts the remote back in his pocket) But you guys are entitled to choose your own personal slut, but you can only chose a half-human half-pokemon slut.
Ash: When?
Greg: After this episode, by the way, where's Chrissie?
Brock: She said she'd be waiting for you in your office.
Greg: Ok then
I turn around and started to walk to my office.
Lemon Writing Office
I walk in.
Greg: Welcome to my office, as you can guess, this is where I write my lemons.
I walk over to my desk, kneeled down to look under my desk, then I saw Chrissie waiting for me under there. By the way, if your wondering whom Chrissie is, She is a half-human half-pokemon Vulpix.
Greg: (Quiet voice) It worked.
Chrissie: What worked?
Greg: (Quiet voice) The plan!
Chrissie: What plan?
Greg: (giving her a dumb look) (Quiet voice) The plan to distract Ash, Brock, Misty and Killer to signing the contract without reading it.
Chrissie: What was the distraction?
Killer: (normal voice) It was you! (I point at her)
Chrissie: Me? What did I do?
Killer: (yelling) FORGET IT!!!! (normal voice) Let's start the lemon already. (I pull up a chair to the desk)
When last left our gang, Ash, Brock and Misty were lost in a forest thanks to Ash. Then they meet a guy named Killer, who was chasing 2 Team Rocket guys. Ash screwed up Killer's plan to find Team Rocket's HQ. Knowing that Team Rocket would be pissed at Ash and his friends for rendering one of the Team Rocket guys' unconscious, Killer knew that they would send out Assassins to try to kill the three of them. So Killer asked them to join him in his journey. Let's watch shall we?
Location: On a path to Saffron City
Ash: We'll do it!
Killer: Wise choice, (looks at his watch) better get moving, I want to get to Saffron City before dark.
Brock: We need to buy supplies anyways.
Killer: Let's go then.
The four of them started to walk towards Saffron City.
(Scene change)
Location: In a dark room
Two figures and a Meowth stand there with their heads bowed. In front of them was a desk and a tall head chair. Another figure was in the chair; the back of the chair was facing the other three figures.
Figure in Chair: So, you two failed me again. Care to explain before I kill you?
The three of them raise their heads.
Standing Figure #1: Well you see, it wasn't our fault this time.
Figure in Chair: (turns his chair around slowly to where he was facing them) Really? (looks at standing figure #2) What's your excuse James?
James: Jessie's right, we ran into a guy who was pretty powerful.
Figure in Chair: How powerful?
Jessie: Powerful enough to wipe the three of us out in one blow.
Figure in Chair: Did you catch his name?
All: No!
Figure in Chair: What did he look like?
Jessie: Tall, big ass muscles, Brown hair, A gun holder on his left side and a knife holder on his upper left shoulder which was upside down (It's easier to draw the knife like that, duh!) and wore nothing but black.
Figure in Chair: Killer!
All: Who?
Figure in Chair: Let's just say he's an odd friend of mine, anyways, were the three kids that you were chasing with him?
All: Yes!
Figure in Chair: In that case, we have to kill them too.
Meowth: Meowth, Why?
Figure in Chair: (yelling) DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST DO IT!
All: (jump back scared) Yes, Sir!
Figure in Chair: (normal voice) Good! Now you will need some help in trying to kill Killer. (he pushes a button and a figure walks in) Meet Killer's Bother, "Ninja".
Ninja: Reporting for duty sir!
Jessie, James and Meowth stare at Ninja for a while and then they notice something strange about him.
James: (to Figure in Chair) He looks exactly like Killer.
Ninja: yes, we're twins, excepted I'm better than he will ever be.
Figure in Chair: Take the day off, rest up, cause in the morning, all four of you we'll be on a mission. To kill Killer and the three brats! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (he puts his hand on the joystick (which at the end of arm, of the chair, on the right side) and beings to move the chair. But instead, it begins to jerking and spinning around) All I asked for was a frickin' rotating chair.
James: Great! Here we go again.
Figure in an out of control Chair: I'm starting to just a little frighten. (the chair starts jerk and move around faster) (loud voice) I need an old priest and a young priest!
Ninja: I'm getting out of here before he starts ranting the chair.
Jessie: Good idea
All four of them leave.
Figure in an out of control Chair: (yelling) The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels! (then the spins around really fast almost making him fall out of his chair)(normal voice) Whoa! (then stops) O...kay! (bends over to where he's facing the floor) Sick as a dog, (spits on the floor) going to vomit.
(Scene Change)
Location: The checkpoint building before you enter Saffron City
Ash, Misty, Brock and Killer enter the building.
In the building was some stairs that went up to the next room, a door on the other side of the building and a counter. Behind the counter was a guard sitting in a chair reading the newspaper with his resting up on the counter while listening to "Californacation" by The Red Hot Chill Peppers on the radio. The guard didn't even notice them walking in. They were about to leave out the door that leads to Saffron City when Killer stops. Words start to form in the back of his mind.
So you finally made it , meet me on the 2nd floor.
Killer: (thinking) I'm on my way. (looks at Ash, Brock and Misty who were all giving him a strange look) Go on ahead to Saffron City.
Ash: Ok, we will meet you at the gym.
Ash, Brock and Misty leave, Killer walks over to the stairs and walks up to the 2nd floor and walks thought the door. In the room was a big ass window and two binoculars were on a stand looking out the window. A floating figure was looking in one of the binoculars. Words start to form in Killer mind again.
Welcome Killer, are they gone?
Killer: Yes, (Reaches for a black box this is hanging from his back pocket, he pushes a button and a green light comes on, then he puts a ear piece in his ear.) and the translator's on.
Floating Figure: Good, now come and look what I'm looking at.
Killer walks over the pair of binoculars that the Floating Figure was looking in. Killer looks in the binocular and sees the top of the Saffron Building and then he noticed a light was on. The Floating Figure landed on Killer's shoulder. (Before you get any ideas, The Floating Figure is about 1'4" and weights about 9.0 lb, so it's pretty small.
Floating Figure: What do you notice about that building?
Killer: It's Big.
Floating Figure: Besides that.
Killer: Someone forgot to turn off the light.
Floating Figure: It's not a light, it's what you've been looking for.
Killer: Excellent, after I collect it, all I will need is two more.
Floating Figure: Better get moving then.
Killer: Right, Later.
Floating Figure: Good Luck, (Killer leaves out the door and Floating Figure watches him walk towards Saffron City.) you'll need it.
Who is the Floating Figure?
What is Killer collecting?
Who is the Figure in Chair?
What is Chrissie doing under my desk?
Chrissie: Sucking your dick, remember?
Greg: These are rhetorical questions!!
Chrissie: Oh... Sorry.
Will Ninja, Jessie, James and Meowth defeat Killer, Ash, Brock and Misty?
Is Ricky Martin gay?
Have you meet The Muffin Man?
Find out in the next episode of:
Pokemon: A New Path
Act III: A New Enemy
Want to be a guest, or just send feedback, E-mail me at MCV_Driver@yahoo.com
(c) Arcanine Productions Inc.
Act II: A New Beginning
By Greg The Arcanine
Greg: Disclaimer time.
No one under 18 sure be reading this, if you do I am not responsible for anything ALL RIGHT!!!???
Everyone is sitting around the set (movie set kind of thing, I know it's a lemon, but it's my lemon and I'll however I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!) discussing stuff.
I walk in.
Greg: All right, the four of you wanted to know when you get pay?
They all nod.
Greg: Well, judging by the contract that you all so blindly signed...
Killer: Contract?
Greg: Yes! I had you all sign a contact before I began writing the series….
Brock: Damnit!!
Greg: What?
Brock: I was too busy watching Chrissie masturbate in the other room, I wasn't paying attention to what I was signing!
Ash: Same here
Killer: Me too
Misty: Me three
(everyone looks at Misty)
Misty: What?
Greg: Anyways, you don't get paid and your not allowed quitting the lemon series or I will send you to the 12th dimension where everything sucks!
Killer: You don't have balls to send us there!!
Greg: Really?
I reached in my pocket and black remote with a single red button on top of it, I pointed it at Killer and pressed the button. The remote started to make a humming noise followed by a multi colored beam. The beam hit Killer and disappeared in a white flash.
Ash: What the fuck!?!!?
Greg: Anyone else care to test my limits?
All: No!
Greg: (grins) That's what I thought.
I pointed the remote towards the place where Killer was standing earlier and pressed the button again. Same thing happened only Killer reappeared.
Greg: What have we learned here today?
Killer: I GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! (he starts to charge me but then I pointed the remote at him and he stopped) (growls) Don't fuck with the man!!
Greg: Good answer. (puts the remote back in his pocket) But you guys are entitled to choose your own personal slut, but you can only chose a half-human half-pokemon slut.
Ash: When?
Greg: After this episode, by the way, where's Chrissie?
Brock: She said she'd be waiting for you in your office.
Greg: Ok then
I turn around and started to walk to my office.
Lemon Writing Office
I walk in.
Greg: Welcome to my office, as you can guess, this is where I write my lemons.
I walk over to my desk, kneeled down to look under my desk, then I saw Chrissie waiting for me under there. By the way, if your wondering whom Chrissie is, She is a half-human half-pokemon Vulpix.
Greg: (Quiet voice) It worked.
Chrissie: What worked?
Greg: (Quiet voice) The plan!
Chrissie: What plan?
Greg: (giving her a dumb look) (Quiet voice) The plan to distract Ash, Brock, Misty and Killer to signing the contract without reading it.
Chrissie: What was the distraction?
Killer: (normal voice) It was you! (I point at her)
Chrissie: Me? What did I do?
Killer: (yelling) FORGET IT!!!! (normal voice) Let's start the lemon already. (I pull up a chair to the desk)
When last left our gang, Ash, Brock and Misty were lost in a forest thanks to Ash. Then they meet a guy named Killer, who was chasing 2 Team Rocket guys. Ash screwed up Killer's plan to find Team Rocket's HQ. Knowing that Team Rocket would be pissed at Ash and his friends for rendering one of the Team Rocket guys' unconscious, Killer knew that they would send out Assassins to try to kill the three of them. So Killer asked them to join him in his journey. Let's watch shall we?
Location: On a path to Saffron City
Ash: We'll do it!
Killer: Wise choice, (looks at his watch) better get moving, I want to get to Saffron City before dark.
Brock: We need to buy supplies anyways.
Killer: Let's go then.
The four of them started to walk towards Saffron City.
(Scene change)
Location: In a dark room
Two figures and a Meowth stand there with their heads bowed. In front of them was a desk and a tall head chair. Another figure was in the chair; the back of the chair was facing the other three figures.
Figure in Chair: So, you two failed me again. Care to explain before I kill you?
The three of them raise their heads.
Standing Figure #1: Well you see, it wasn't our fault this time.
Figure in Chair: (turns his chair around slowly to where he was facing them) Really? (looks at standing figure #2) What's your excuse James?
James: Jessie's right, we ran into a guy who was pretty powerful.
Figure in Chair: How powerful?
Jessie: Powerful enough to wipe the three of us out in one blow.
Figure in Chair: Did you catch his name?
All: No!
Figure in Chair: What did he look like?
Jessie: Tall, big ass muscles, Brown hair, A gun holder on his left side and a knife holder on his upper left shoulder which was upside down (It's easier to draw the knife like that, duh!) and wore nothing but black.
Figure in Chair: Killer!
All: Who?
Figure in Chair: Let's just say he's an odd friend of mine, anyways, were the three kids that you were chasing with him?
All: Yes!
Figure in Chair: In that case, we have to kill them too.
Meowth: Meowth, Why?
Figure in Chair: (yelling) DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST DO IT!
All: (jump back scared) Yes, Sir!
Figure in Chair: (normal voice) Good! Now you will need some help in trying to kill Killer. (he pushes a button and a figure walks in) Meet Killer's Bother, "Ninja".
Ninja: Reporting for duty sir!
Jessie, James and Meowth stare at Ninja for a while and then they notice something strange about him.
James: (to Figure in Chair) He looks exactly like Killer.
Ninja: yes, we're twins, excepted I'm better than he will ever be.
Figure in Chair: Take the day off, rest up, cause in the morning, all four of you we'll be on a mission. To kill Killer and the three brats! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (he puts his hand on the joystick (which at the end of arm, of the chair, on the right side) and beings to move the chair. But instead, it begins to jerking and spinning around) All I asked for was a frickin' rotating chair.
James: Great! Here we go again.
Figure in an out of control Chair: I'm starting to just a little frighten. (the chair starts jerk and move around faster) (loud voice) I need an old priest and a young priest!
Ninja: I'm getting out of here before he starts ranting the chair.
Jessie: Good idea
All four of them leave.
Figure in an out of control Chair: (yelling) The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels! (then the spins around really fast almost making him fall out of his chair)(normal voice) Whoa! (then stops) O...kay! (bends over to where he's facing the floor) Sick as a dog, (spits on the floor) going to vomit.
(Scene Change)
Location: The checkpoint building before you enter Saffron City
Ash, Misty, Brock and Killer enter the building.
In the building was some stairs that went up to the next room, a door on the other side of the building and a counter. Behind the counter was a guard sitting in a chair reading the newspaper with his resting up on the counter while listening to "Californacation" by The Red Hot Chill Peppers on the radio. The guard didn't even notice them walking in. They were about to leave out the door that leads to Saffron City when Killer stops. Words start to form in the back of his mind.
So you finally made it , meet me on the 2nd floor.
Killer: (thinking) I'm on my way. (looks at Ash, Brock and Misty who were all giving him a strange look) Go on ahead to Saffron City.
Ash: Ok, we will meet you at the gym.
Ash, Brock and Misty leave, Killer walks over to the stairs and walks up to the 2nd floor and walks thought the door. In the room was a big ass window and two binoculars were on a stand looking out the window. A floating figure was looking in one of the binoculars. Words start to form in Killer mind again.
Welcome Killer, are they gone?
Killer: Yes, (Reaches for a black box this is hanging from his back pocket, he pushes a button and a green light comes on, then he puts a ear piece in his ear.) and the translator's on.
Floating Figure: Good, now come and look what I'm looking at.
Killer walks over the pair of binoculars that the Floating Figure was looking in. Killer looks in the binocular and sees the top of the Saffron Building and then he noticed a light was on. The Floating Figure landed on Killer's shoulder. (Before you get any ideas, The Floating Figure is about 1'4" and weights about 9.0 lb, so it's pretty small.
Floating Figure: What do you notice about that building?
Killer: It's Big.
Floating Figure: Besides that.
Killer: Someone forgot to turn off the light.
Floating Figure: It's not a light, it's what you've been looking for.
Killer: Excellent, after I collect it, all I will need is two more.
Floating Figure: Better get moving then.
Killer: Right, Later.
Floating Figure: Good Luck, (Killer leaves out the door and Floating Figure watches him walk towards Saffron City.) you'll need it.
Who is the Floating Figure?
What is Killer collecting?
Who is the Figure in Chair?
What is Chrissie doing under my desk?
Chrissie: Sucking your dick, remember?
Greg: These are rhetorical questions!!
Chrissie: Oh... Sorry.
Will Ninja, Jessie, James and Meowth defeat Killer, Ash, Brock and Misty?
Is Ricky Martin gay?
Have you meet The Muffin Man?
Find out in the next episode of:
Pokemon: A New Path
Act III: A New Enemy
Want to be a guest, or just send feedback, E-mail me at MCV_Driver@yahoo.com
(c) Arcanine Productions Inc.