A/n: The results are the actual results for the test--I know, I took the test five times with the diff. answers-- For some ppl, the results could very well be the same. I'm sorry, but I'm doing this as if the girls are really taking the same test. I just thought this would be kind of cute. Oh, well...
Italics - the test questions are in italics
Bold - Test answers (whichever girl that's taking the test will
have her choice done in bold)
It's all Hilde's fault. She's the one that found the test. She's the one that sent it out. Really! Next time, Hilde, just keep it to yourself.
Chapter One:
Hilde Schbeicker sighed as she went over the new orders logged into her
small laptop. It's bright purple color usually made her smile, but today…
Duo was being such a jerk! He'd slept late leaving her with all the deliveries,
when he'd finally stumbled into work he'd made a complete mess, he'd been
rude to two of their most important contacts, and had had the nerve to
act angry when she'd finally yelled at him. What was his problem? She sighed
and rubbed her tired eyes. The clock chimed and she smiled slightly as
she moved out from behind the counter to lock the door. Lunch.
Usually she and Duo would go out for lunch, but after his little act today…
She bought a coke and a pack of cookies from the machines sitting in the
back of the small building. Her smile widened as her computer let out a
small ring. Mail! Hilde happily munched away on her cookies as she clicked
open for the new mail.
"Argh. Junk." Some stupid link for a test site. Hilde's arrow was on the
delete button when one of the site's example tests seemed to flash at her.
"Is He Marriage Material?" She snorted, "After Duo's little show this morning
I'd say no." But she hesitated, licking her lips in a nervous fashion.
"Oh, come on, Hilde! It's a dumb test! Argh!" She clicked on the link and
made her way to the test, grinning slightly as her eyes glanced over the
other titles.
"Okay, question one."
1. You're at a bar, and a Cindy Crawford look-alike starts flirting with him. You:
Hilde's grin struggled to remain as she read the choices. She closed her eyes and sighed as she answered truthfully. After all, she wanted to know the truth.
Start to look for a cute guy to flirt with to get even
She moved on to the next question.
2. You're at a dinner party, and you tell a joke that flops. He:
Smiles and tries to improve my joke
3. It's your birthday, and the "perfect night" includes:
A swanky night out followed by passionate sex
Hilde smiled dreamily as she remembered…
4. Your first thought when he opens the door is usually:
"Tonight is going to be some serious fun!"
5. The first time he met your parents, you:
She sighed slightly, "How should I know? He's never met my parents and never will…" Hilde forced painful thoughts of her deceased parents out of her head and glanced at the choices. "But I know my parents and I know Duo… Oh, what the hell! It's not going to hurt if I guess on one!"
Saw visions of grandchildren dancing in my mother's eyes
6. You take him to your friend's wedding. He:
Gives my hand a gentle squeeze when the bride says "I do"
"Lucrezia's wedding was really gorgeous." She grumbled, "But I should've been the one to catch that bouquet. Who knew Relena had it in her?!"
7. Landing your dream job means moving 2,000 miles away. You ask him to go with you, and he:
Immediately gets on the phone to ask for a transfer
"After all, his job is my job."
8. You're with him on a two-hour car trip. You:
Think "I'll pull his hair out!" if he makes "that noise" one more time
She glowered, "I love you, Duo, really, but I swear the last trip we took! Argh!"
9. He comes out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. You:
Tell him right away, and he laughs
10. You're putting on make-up and running late. He:
Sighs and catches a little of the news on TV
"I suppose that's the closest… Though Duo's more likely to catch a little of his favorite cartoons."
11. You finally have the big talk about your sexual pasts. You realize:
Every intimate detail makes me feel queasy and jealous
'I'm trying to be truthful here!'
12. Your best friend would describe him as:
"The One"
Everyone seemed to assume they were made for each other… Were they?
13. In a week's time you spend:
Every night together, and that's not enough
14. When you mention his name in a group of your closest female friends, they:
Ask how he is and when you guys are going to get engaged
15. In bed, he:
Teaches and likes to be taught
Once again, a fond smile decorated her lips as impish thoughts floated through her mind.
16. One of your girlfriends tells you she has a free ticket to Vegas and wants you to go. He:
Tells me to have a blast
17. His ex would describe him as:
The one that got away
"She'd better describe him as that…" Hilde growled before clicking continue.
"YES! You've hit the love jackpot! Not only have you found someone you're
absolutely compatible with, but it looks like he feels the same way. We
can tell that your guy is committed, attentive, and definitely good to
you. From the way he handles himself to the way he handles you, he's definitely
marriage material. So if you're spending a little more time checking out
engagement rings at jewelry stores lately or have found yourself getting
an almost uncontrollable urge to flip through wedding magazines, don't
let it scare you. It's completely normal. Admit it, you've already started
planning, right? Chances are this guy is everything you've been looking
for — don't let him slip away!"
The door opened with a grumbling Duo trying to juggle a large bag of food,
his key, and a coke. He looked up to see Hilde staring at him with wide,
tear-filled eyes. "Hilde… Babe…" He dropped the bag on the counter and
tried to smile, "Babe, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have—!" He stumbled backwards
as her body slammed into his in a tight hug.
"I love you, Duo!"
He grinned confusedly, "I love you, too, Hilde."
As they kissed, Hilde didn't even realize she'd accidentally sent the test
to those on her email address book… Including a Vice Foreign Minister…