"A New Path"
Act III: A New Enemy
By Greg The Arcanine
Greg: Disclaimer time.
If you under 18 you shouldn't be reading this lemon, so close down this web page. Go on, I dare you. (Starts making chicken noises, then everything goes black)
Chrissie walks in.
Chrissie: Did you just call everyone chicken?
Greg: No! I swear on this Bible!
Chrissie: That's not a Bible! That's a book of carpet samples!
Greg: mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Fuzzy
Location: A Bus Stop
I was sitting there next to three half-human half-pokemon girls waiting for the bus, which was running late.
Greg: (angry voice) Goddamn bus! Where the fuck is it!!??
Girl #1: Why don't we walk?
Greg: (angry voice) It's on the other side of town!!!
Girl #2: Why not take a taxi?
Greg: (angry voice) It's too damn expensive and the cabbies are non-English speaking people.
Girl #3: Let's fuck till the bus gets here.
Greg: Good idea!
Girl #3 unzips my pants.... (Wait! I don't wear pants! Life is good when you are a pokemon, well, half a pokemon.) And starts to suck on me, then gets on top me and we start fucking, and Girl #1 & 2 start to licking each other.
(Scene change)
Location: The Lemon Writing Building, The Set
Ash: Where is he?
Misty: Did he forget that we moved?
Killer: I'm going to get a bj from Chrissie. (Leaves)
Brock: I'll go look for Greg. (Leaves)
Ash: (looks at Misty) Want to fuck?
Misty: Ok! (Walks over to Ash, unzips his pants then pulls them off. She didn't have to suck his dick because it was already hard. So she just got on top of him and they started fucking.)
(Scene change)
Location: A bus stop, 11/2 hour later
The three girls were lying on the bench sleeping and I was pacing back and fourth on the sidewalk. Then Brock walks up and sees me.
Brock: Greg!
I look up and see Brock.
Greg: Brock! What the hell are you doing here?
Brock: Looking for you.
Greg: How did you get here?
Brock: I walk. Remember? You got a bigger and better studio.
Greg: Let me look at my planner (I pull the planner out of my briefcase and open it) Lets see, (starts flipping through the pages) Fuck Chrissie, Fuck Chrissie, Receive the 3 personal sluts from Sluts R' Us then fuck them with Chrissie, Aha! Hear we are, Write Lemon at new Studio across the street from the bus stop then Fuck Chrissie. (Looks up at Brock who just noticed the three girls.) All right, Let's go.
Brock: (looking at one of the girls Tits) sure.... (I round kick'em in the jaw) *SMACK* WO! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!!???
Greg: Cause you weren't paying attention and I felt like it. Now get your ass in gear and let's go to the studio. (I go over and wake up the three girls and walked to the studio.)
Location: The New Lemon Writing Building
Brock, the three girls and I walk in. Killer, Misty and Ash are back in their chairs talking.
Greg: Well, I finally got your orders in.
Ash: What orders?
Killer: (looks at ash) The sluts you dipshit!
Greg: (shouting) START THE MUSIC!!!
The date music starts up and I appear with a microphone in my hand.
Greg: (looks at the card) This young Eevee is very frisky and loves to fuck, well, everywhere! Let's bring out... RRRRRREEEEEEBECCA!!!!
Rebecca walks out.
Greg: Next, we have a Flareon that loves to play it rough; she even likes to tease her sex-partner! Let's bring out.... ADRIIIIIIIIAAAANA!!!
Adriana walks out.
Greg: Finally, we have a sweet and loving Vaporeon that prefers passionate sex more than anything *coughcoughcornycoughcough*. Let's bring out... MEEEEEEEIIIIIILIE!!
Meilie walks out.
Greg: (the music stopped and I threw the microphone aside) Let's get the lemon started already!
I walk off.
Location: Lemon Writing Office
Greg: Let's get started
In our last story, Ash and company decided to join Killer in his quest to being down Team Rocket. And later in the story we learned that Killer had a twin brother named Ninja. And Killer meet up with A Floating Figure and the Floating Figure told Killer that the light on the Saffron Building was not a light, but was thing that he was looking for. Let's watch, shall we?
Location: Saffron City, (finally!) by the gym.
Ash, Brock and Misty are waiting outside the gym then notice Killer walking up.
Misty: Where the fuck have you been?
Killer: Doing business, let's get this over with.
Ash: Badge #5 here I come.
Killer: Don't get cocky; rule #1 never underestimate your opponent.
Ash: I don't see you with any badges.
Killer: (grins) Ok, Let's see how good you are, in the gym.
They all walk in.
Location: Inside Sabrina's Gym
Ash, Brock and Misty are standing looking at a big sliding door that was across the gym. Killer was looking around.
Killer: (thinking) I sense an evil presence in here.
Ash: (loud voice) Come out Sabrina, so I can defeat you!
The door starts to open slowly. Then Sabrina walks out with a doll.
Doll: So you come to play some more?
Ash: I will defeat you this time.
Killer: (looks at the doll) (thinking) It has to be that doll.
Doll: Ok, but if you lose, you have to play with me forever.
Ash: Haunter! Go! (throws the pokeball on the ground releasing Haunter).
Haunter: Haunter!
Sabrina: Kadabra! Go! (throws the pokeball on the ground releasing Kadabra).
Kadabra: Kadabra!
Battle Mode Activated
Greg: This is Battle Mode. What is Battle Mode you ask? When Battle Mode is activated as you see above that is when two or more people or pokemon are about to fight. Think of is like a RPG game; except I get to choose the weapons (if there is any) and then I get to stop it. When the battle is over it will say "Battle Mode Deactivated" so you know when it's over. And the only time I will not do battle is if to say like for instead: Killer has a gun pointed in a Team Rocket guy's back, we know who win, if you don't you're a dumbass. Now on with the story!
Who: Ash vs. Sabrina
Weapons: Pokemon
Battle Theme Music: The Battle Theme music from FF9
Ash and Sabrina look at each other, and then Ash commands his Haunter but then later finds out that Haunter is gone.
Battle Mode Deactivated
Ash: (looking around) Where the fuck did he go?
Doll: So do you forfeit?
Misty: You have no choice but to let pikachu fight.
Ash: I guess your right. (looks at pikachu) Think you can do it?
Pikachu: pi pika *I'll try* (hops off ash's shoulder on to the mat and get ready to fight.)
Battle Mode Activated
Who: Same
Weapons: Same
Battle Theme Music: Same
Sabrina starts off the battle.
Sabrina: Kadabra! Physic!
Kadabra: Kadabra!
Kadabra picks pikachu off the ground with his mind then smashes him into the ceiling, then into then floor and does it four more times then stops. Pikachu lies there for a second then gets back up on his feet.
Ash: Pikachu! Thunder!
Pikachu: (charging up) PPPPPPIIIIIIKKKKAAACHU!
A big steam of electricity forms around pikachu, then pikachu releases it and a giant lighting bolt hits kadabra. After the lighting bolt cleared, was totally black but is still standing.
Sabrina: Kadabra! Recover!
A white light starts to engulf Kadabra. After the white light is gone, kadabra is totally recovered ready to fight again. Suddenly! Haunter appears behind Sabrina, stretches his face and then laughs. Sabrina just stares at him.
Battle Mode Deactivated
Killer walks up behind Haunter.
Killer: (smacks Haunter in the back of the head with his head.) Where the fuck have you been?
Haunter responses by licking Killer's face, Killer wipes his face with his sleeve.
Killer: You knucklehead! (place his left fist on top of Haunter's head, then takes his right fist, slams it onto his left fist, causing Haunter to slam into the ground. He looks at Sabrina and Kadabra and noticed that they we're both grinning. Brock came up laughing his ass off and stood next to Killer.) (thinking) It just might work. (Killer looks at Brock who is on the floor still laughing.) What are you laughing at chowderhead?
Killer takes two of his fingers and shoves then up his nose, then lifting Brock up by his nose. Sabrina starts to chuckle.
Brock: What was that for? (Killer again takes two fingers tries to poke Brock's eyes; But Brock puts his hand vertical in front of his face.) Ha! Too smart for you! (Killer takes his two index fingers and pokes Brock's eyes.) OW! Nyk Nyk Nyk!
(Scene Change)
Misty: What hell are they doing?
Ash: They look like The Three Stooges.
Misty: They look retarded.
Brock: (from the other side of the gym) Whopwhopwhopwhopwhopwhop!
(Scene Change)
Killer, Brock and Haunter spot what they're doing.
Killer: (shouting) Kadabra is unable to fight! Ash is the Winner!
Ash and Misty run up to Killer.
Misty: What do you mean? How did Ash win?
Killer: Look! (points at Kadabra which was on the floor laughing) Kadabra is unable to fight.
Ash: And Kadabra mind was connected to Sabrina mind.
Killer: Something like that.
Doll: That's cheating!
Killer: Oh just stick it up you're your ass! (grabs a grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it at the doll. The grenade explodes killing the doll.) I hate dolls!
Sabrina: Thank you!
Misty: For what?
Killer: That doll was controlling Sabrina!
Sabrina: How can I repay you?
Killer: (points at Ash) He needs a badge.
Ash: (walks up to Sabrina a receives the Marsh Badge.) Yes! All I need is two more!
Killer: Let's go! (Ash, Brock, Killer and Misty start to leave)
Sabrina: Good Luck Killer! I keep haunter here!
Ash picks up his badly beaten pikachu and they all leave.
Location: Outside by the gym
Killer: (Looks at his watch) It's 6:30, I need to get to the Saffron Building before it closes.
Ash: I need to go to the Pokemon Center.
Killer: I'll meet you there.
Ash, Brock and Misty walk towards the Pokemon Center while Killer walks to the Saffron Building.
(Scene Change)
Location: By a tree
James: You called sir?
Figure: yes, (pointing at his Persian) Mr. Bigglesroth (I think that how you spell it) is stuck in the tree. Could you get him down?
James: (sighs) Yes sir. (starts climbing the tree)
Figure: (looks at Mr. Bigglesroth) (sweet voice) You complete me, I love you. (normal voice) If anything were to happen to you I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on, get another cat. But there would be a ten-minute period where I would be inconsolable.
James: I got him! (Mr. Bigglesroth scratches the hell out of James making him fall to the ground.) Here......you........go.......sir.
Figure: Thank you James. (Takes the cat from James) (shouting) MEDIC!
Two nurses come out with a rolling bed, they bent over, pick James up and put him on the bed and rushed of with the bed.
(scene change)
Location: Ninja's Room
He's sitting on his looking at a picture of Killer.
Ninja: Soon brother, soon we will meet again, but it will be our last time to meet up again! *Evil laugh*
Will Ninja kill Killer?
Will Killer get whatever he's looking for?
Am I stealing bit from Austin Powers 2?
And where the fuck is Chrissie?
This and much more, or less on:
Pokemon: A New Path
Act IV: A New Member
I would to thank Shadow for entering the contest in naming the three personal sluts. Want to be a guest, or just send feedback, E-mail me at MCV_Driver@yahoo.com
(c) Arcanine Productions Inc.
Act III: A New Enemy
By Greg The Arcanine
Greg: Disclaimer time.
If you under 18 you shouldn't be reading this lemon, so close down this web page. Go on, I dare you. (Starts making chicken noises, then everything goes black)
Chrissie walks in.
Chrissie: Did you just call everyone chicken?
Greg: No! I swear on this Bible!
Chrissie: That's not a Bible! That's a book of carpet samples!
Greg: mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Fuzzy
Location: A Bus Stop
I was sitting there next to three half-human half-pokemon girls waiting for the bus, which was running late.
Greg: (angry voice) Goddamn bus! Where the fuck is it!!??
Girl #1: Why don't we walk?
Greg: (angry voice) It's on the other side of town!!!
Girl #2: Why not take a taxi?
Greg: (angry voice) It's too damn expensive and the cabbies are non-English speaking people.
Girl #3: Let's fuck till the bus gets here.
Greg: Good idea!
Girl #3 unzips my pants.... (Wait! I don't wear pants! Life is good when you are a pokemon, well, half a pokemon.) And starts to suck on me, then gets on top me and we start fucking, and Girl #1 & 2 start to licking each other.
(Scene change)
Location: The Lemon Writing Building, The Set
Ash: Where is he?
Misty: Did he forget that we moved?
Killer: I'm going to get a bj from Chrissie. (Leaves)
Brock: I'll go look for Greg. (Leaves)
Ash: (looks at Misty) Want to fuck?
Misty: Ok! (Walks over to Ash, unzips his pants then pulls them off. She didn't have to suck his dick because it was already hard. So she just got on top of him and they started fucking.)
(Scene change)
Location: A bus stop, 11/2 hour later
The three girls were lying on the bench sleeping and I was pacing back and fourth on the sidewalk. Then Brock walks up and sees me.
Brock: Greg!
I look up and see Brock.
Greg: Brock! What the hell are you doing here?
Brock: Looking for you.
Greg: How did you get here?
Brock: I walk. Remember? You got a bigger and better studio.
Greg: Let me look at my planner (I pull the planner out of my briefcase and open it) Lets see, (starts flipping through the pages) Fuck Chrissie, Fuck Chrissie, Receive the 3 personal sluts from Sluts R' Us then fuck them with Chrissie, Aha! Hear we are, Write Lemon at new Studio across the street from the bus stop then Fuck Chrissie. (Looks up at Brock who just noticed the three girls.) All right, Let's go.
Brock: (looking at one of the girls Tits) sure.... (I round kick'em in the jaw) *SMACK* WO! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!!???
Greg: Cause you weren't paying attention and I felt like it. Now get your ass in gear and let's go to the studio. (I go over and wake up the three girls and walked to the studio.)
Location: The New Lemon Writing Building
Brock, the three girls and I walk in. Killer, Misty and Ash are back in their chairs talking.
Greg: Well, I finally got your orders in.
Ash: What orders?
Killer: (looks at ash) The sluts you dipshit!
Greg: (shouting) START THE MUSIC!!!
The date music starts up and I appear with a microphone in my hand.
Greg: (looks at the card) This young Eevee is very frisky and loves to fuck, well, everywhere! Let's bring out... RRRRRREEEEEEBECCA!!!!
Rebecca walks out.
Greg: Next, we have a Flareon that loves to play it rough; she even likes to tease her sex-partner! Let's bring out.... ADRIIIIIIIIAAAANA!!!
Adriana walks out.
Greg: Finally, we have a sweet and loving Vaporeon that prefers passionate sex more than anything *coughcoughcornycoughcough*. Let's bring out... MEEEEEEEIIIIIILIE!!
Meilie walks out.
Greg: (the music stopped and I threw the microphone aside) Let's get the lemon started already!
I walk off.
Location: Lemon Writing Office
Greg: Let's get started
In our last story, Ash and company decided to join Killer in his quest to being down Team Rocket. And later in the story we learned that Killer had a twin brother named Ninja. And Killer meet up with A Floating Figure and the Floating Figure told Killer that the light on the Saffron Building was not a light, but was thing that he was looking for. Let's watch, shall we?
Location: Saffron City, (finally!) by the gym.
Ash, Brock and Misty are waiting outside the gym then notice Killer walking up.
Misty: Where the fuck have you been?
Killer: Doing business, let's get this over with.
Ash: Badge #5 here I come.
Killer: Don't get cocky; rule #1 never underestimate your opponent.
Ash: I don't see you with any badges.
Killer: (grins) Ok, Let's see how good you are, in the gym.
They all walk in.
Location: Inside Sabrina's Gym
Ash, Brock and Misty are standing looking at a big sliding door that was across the gym. Killer was looking around.
Killer: (thinking) I sense an evil presence in here.
Ash: (loud voice) Come out Sabrina, so I can defeat you!
The door starts to open slowly. Then Sabrina walks out with a doll.
Doll: So you come to play some more?
Ash: I will defeat you this time.
Killer: (looks at the doll) (thinking) It has to be that doll.
Doll: Ok, but if you lose, you have to play with me forever.
Ash: Haunter! Go! (throws the pokeball on the ground releasing Haunter).
Haunter: Haunter!
Sabrina: Kadabra! Go! (throws the pokeball on the ground releasing Kadabra).
Kadabra: Kadabra!
Battle Mode Activated
Greg: This is Battle Mode. What is Battle Mode you ask? When Battle Mode is activated as you see above that is when two or more people or pokemon are about to fight. Think of is like a RPG game; except I get to choose the weapons (if there is any) and then I get to stop it. When the battle is over it will say "Battle Mode Deactivated" so you know when it's over. And the only time I will not do battle is if to say like for instead: Killer has a gun pointed in a Team Rocket guy's back, we know who win, if you don't you're a dumbass. Now on with the story!
Who: Ash vs. Sabrina
Weapons: Pokemon
Battle Theme Music: The Battle Theme music from FF9
Ash and Sabrina look at each other, and then Ash commands his Haunter but then later finds out that Haunter is gone.
Battle Mode Deactivated
Ash: (looking around) Where the fuck did he go?
Doll: So do you forfeit?
Misty: You have no choice but to let pikachu fight.
Ash: I guess your right. (looks at pikachu) Think you can do it?
Pikachu: pi pika *I'll try* (hops off ash's shoulder on to the mat and get ready to fight.)
Battle Mode Activated
Who: Same
Weapons: Same
Battle Theme Music: Same
Sabrina starts off the battle.
Sabrina: Kadabra! Physic!
Kadabra: Kadabra!
Kadabra picks pikachu off the ground with his mind then smashes him into the ceiling, then into then floor and does it four more times then stops. Pikachu lies there for a second then gets back up on his feet.
Ash: Pikachu! Thunder!
Pikachu: (charging up) PPPPPPIIIIIIKKKKAAACHU!
A big steam of electricity forms around pikachu, then pikachu releases it and a giant lighting bolt hits kadabra. After the lighting bolt cleared, was totally black but is still standing.
Sabrina: Kadabra! Recover!
A white light starts to engulf Kadabra. After the white light is gone, kadabra is totally recovered ready to fight again. Suddenly! Haunter appears behind Sabrina, stretches his face and then laughs. Sabrina just stares at him.
Battle Mode Deactivated
Killer walks up behind Haunter.
Killer: (smacks Haunter in the back of the head with his head.) Where the fuck have you been?
Haunter responses by licking Killer's face, Killer wipes his face with his sleeve.
Killer: You knucklehead! (place his left fist on top of Haunter's head, then takes his right fist, slams it onto his left fist, causing Haunter to slam into the ground. He looks at Sabrina and Kadabra and noticed that they we're both grinning. Brock came up laughing his ass off and stood next to Killer.) (thinking) It just might work. (Killer looks at Brock who is on the floor still laughing.) What are you laughing at chowderhead?
Killer takes two of his fingers and shoves then up his nose, then lifting Brock up by his nose. Sabrina starts to chuckle.
Brock: What was that for? (Killer again takes two fingers tries to poke Brock's eyes; But Brock puts his hand vertical in front of his face.) Ha! Too smart for you! (Killer takes his two index fingers and pokes Brock's eyes.) OW! Nyk Nyk Nyk!
(Scene Change)
Misty: What hell are they doing?
Ash: They look like The Three Stooges.
Misty: They look retarded.
Brock: (from the other side of the gym) Whopwhopwhopwhopwhopwhop!
(Scene Change)
Killer, Brock and Haunter spot what they're doing.
Killer: (shouting) Kadabra is unable to fight! Ash is the Winner!
Ash and Misty run up to Killer.
Misty: What do you mean? How did Ash win?
Killer: Look! (points at Kadabra which was on the floor laughing) Kadabra is unable to fight.
Ash: And Kadabra mind was connected to Sabrina mind.
Killer: Something like that.
Doll: That's cheating!
Killer: Oh just stick it up you're your ass! (grabs a grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it at the doll. The grenade explodes killing the doll.) I hate dolls!
Sabrina: Thank you!
Misty: For what?
Killer: That doll was controlling Sabrina!
Sabrina: How can I repay you?
Killer: (points at Ash) He needs a badge.
Ash: (walks up to Sabrina a receives the Marsh Badge.) Yes! All I need is two more!
Killer: Let's go! (Ash, Brock, Killer and Misty start to leave)
Sabrina: Good Luck Killer! I keep haunter here!
Ash picks up his badly beaten pikachu and they all leave.
Location: Outside by the gym
Killer: (Looks at his watch) It's 6:30, I need to get to the Saffron Building before it closes.
Ash: I need to go to the Pokemon Center.
Killer: I'll meet you there.
Ash, Brock and Misty walk towards the Pokemon Center while Killer walks to the Saffron Building.
(Scene Change)
Location: By a tree
James: You called sir?
Figure: yes, (pointing at his Persian) Mr. Bigglesroth (I think that how you spell it) is stuck in the tree. Could you get him down?
James: (sighs) Yes sir. (starts climbing the tree)
Figure: (looks at Mr. Bigglesroth) (sweet voice) You complete me, I love you. (normal voice) If anything were to happen to you I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on, get another cat. But there would be a ten-minute period where I would be inconsolable.
James: I got him! (Mr. Bigglesroth scratches the hell out of James making him fall to the ground.) Here......you........go.......sir.
Figure: Thank you James. (Takes the cat from James) (shouting) MEDIC!
Two nurses come out with a rolling bed, they bent over, pick James up and put him on the bed and rushed of with the bed.
(scene change)
Location: Ninja's Room
He's sitting on his looking at a picture of Killer.
Ninja: Soon brother, soon we will meet again, but it will be our last time to meet up again! *Evil laugh*
Will Ninja kill Killer?
Will Killer get whatever he's looking for?
Am I stealing bit from Austin Powers 2?
And where the fuck is Chrissie?
This and much more, or less on:
Pokemon: A New Path
Act IV: A New Member
I would to thank Shadow for entering the contest in naming the three personal sluts. Want to be a guest, or just send feedback, E-mail me at MCV_Driver@yahoo.com
(c) Arcanine Productions Inc.