"A New Path"
Act IV: A New Member
By Greg The Arcanine
Greg: Disclaimer Time.
You have to be over 18 to read this, if you're under 18 and read this, you will be cursed.
Chrissie: That's bad.
Greg: But it comes with a free Frozen Yogurt, which I call Frogurt.
Chrissie: That's good.
Greg: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Chrissie: That's Bad.
Greg: But it comes with your choice of toppings.
Chrissie: That's Good
Greg: The toppings are filled with Potassium Hydroxide.
Chrissie:(Silence)
Greg: That's bad.
Chrissie: Can I go now?
Location: My Office
I was sitting at my desk trying to think of something to write while Chrissie (who was under my desk) was giving me a BJ.
Greg: Damnit!
Chrissie: (pulls her mouth away from my dick) What?
Greg: I can't think of anything to write!
Chrissie: Just put a couple guest-stars in.
Greg: Good idea! (Pushes the button on the intercom) You guys ready? (Silence) Answer me goddamnit!
Ash: (on the intercom) Could you give us five minutes?
Greg: (growls) Fine! If you're not finished in five minutes, I will kick your ass! (looks at Chrissie) Wanna quickie?
Chrissie: Ok!
(Scene Change)
Meilie: Why do you put up with him?
Ash: Well, for one thing, he can kick my ass!
Killer: He also has that remote that sends you in the 12th dimension where everything sucks.
Ash: I remember that. (Read the second episode if you don't know what they are talking about)
Rebecca: (still fucking Killer) Tell me *moan* more about that *longer moan* later.
Brock: (yelling) Just let me put it in!!!
Brock was tied to a post (naked) while Adriana was lying on the ground in front of him fingering herself.
Adriana: (still fingering herself) ooohhhh, this would feel better if I had a nice hard cork in me!
Greg: (on the intercom) Times up!
Brock: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg: Let's began.
When we last left off in our story, Ash challenged Sabrina the Saffron City's gym leader for his next badge, after winning the battle (with a lot of help from Killer) Ash got his badge, then heads toward the Pokemon Center with Brock and Misty while Killer headed toward the Saffron building. As Chrissie said, there would be some Guest-stars, let's see if you can spot them. Let's watch, shall we?
Location: Saffron Building, Top floor, President's office
President: Hi Killer, How's it going?
Killer: Not bad. How about you Jake?
Jake: Can't complain. Take a sit.
They both sit down.
Jake: So what brings you here?
Killer: I come for the light beacon on your roof.
Jake: Oh, follow me then.
They both get up and head towards the stairs.
Location: The Roof
Jake: It's right over there. (Points towards the light beacon)
Killer: Thanks but....
Jake: but what?
Killer: What's with the old man? (Pointing toward the old man standing near the light beacon)
Jake: Don't mind him, just answer his three questions and you'll be fine.
Killer: O.... kay
Killer walks toward the old man
Old Man: Stop! (Killer stops) Ye must answer these questions three and ye shall see what's on the other side of thee.
Killer: ok, ask on.
Old Man: What is your name?
Killer: Killer!
Old Man: What is your Quest?
Killer: To destroy Team Rocket!
Old Man: What is your favorite color?
Killer: Blue!
Old Man: All right, off you go then.
Killer: Oh, why thank you.
Killer walks towards the beacon, kneels down, and picks up the beacon.
Killer: (Holding the beacon over his head with his hand) (Yelling) Five down! Two to go!!!
Killer starts to walk towards the staircase.
Old Man: Stop! (Killer stops) Ye must answer these questions three and ye shall see what's on the other side of thee.
Killer: What? Again? (Growls then sighs) Fine, Just ask them!
Old Man: What is your name?
Killer: Killer!
Old Man: What is your Quest?
Killer: To destroy Team Rocket!
Old Man: What, is the air velocity of a Swallow?
Killer: What do you mean? An African Swallow or a European Swallow?
Old Man: I... uh... I don't know. (And with that, he is cast over the side of the building) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jake runs up to Killer.
Jake: What was that about?
Killer: Who knows, (looks at the beacon in his hand) but I got what I came for.
Killer walk towards the staircase and walks down the stairs.
(Scene Change)
Location: Pokemon Center
Joy: Your pokemon will be ready in an hour.
Ash: Thanks! (Looks at Brock and Misty) Let's get something to eat while we're waiting
Brock: That's going to be a problem.
Misty: Why?
Brock: We have enough money to eat tonight, that's it.
Ash: (freaking out) FUCK! (cools down) Well, while we're eating, we'll figure a way out the raise money.
Brock: Ok, let's go then.
They all leave.
Location: In front of Saffron Building
Killer walks out the front door. He starts to walk towards the pokemon center when felts something on his left shoulder.
Killer: I really wish you would stop doing that!
Floating Figure: Did you get the emerald?
Killer: Yes I did. (Shows the emerald to the Floating Figure) Do you know where the next one is?
Floating Figure: The next one is in Fuchsia City.
Killer: Where in Fuchsia City?
Floating Figure: I'll tell you when you get there, and Ash, Brock and Misty are at a restaurant next the Saffron City Bank discussing what to do about money.
Killer: I'll figure out something.
Floating Figure: Right, and someone by the name of Katie will ask if she can join you, you say yes. I'll see you in Fuchsia City, Good Luck.
(Floating Figure disappears.)
Killer: Katie? Oh well. Better get moving.
Killer starts walking towards the bank, after 10 minutes, he finally reached the bank. He sees the restaurant and starts to head towards it, and then notice two guys in uniforms with an "R" symbol on it. They walk right past him and went straight into the bank.
Killer: (grins) The money problem has been solved.
Killer draws his gun and slowly walks into the bank.
(Scene Change)
Location: Inside a restaurant
Ash, Brock and Misty are sitting at a table eating and discussing their money problem while some stupid ass country song was playing from the restaurant's speakers.
Ash: The music is so damn annoying!!
Misty: (angry voice) Never mind that goddamn song, try to focus at that problem at hand that you got us into!!
Ash: It's not my fault we're broke!
Misty: No, but if we would have stuck to the map, we would already would have food!!!
Brock: (pissed) TURN OFF THIS SHITTY ASS MUSIC!!!!!
Everyone in the restaurant stares at Brock, while "Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang replaces the song that was playing earlier.
Guy #1: We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo
Guy #2: Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Guy #1: Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'
Guy #2: Yeah, Tupac Shakur
Guy #1: Nah bitch, I'm talking' `bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit!
Guy #2: What? Falco?
(Music Starts)
Ash: I love this song
Voice: It's O.K.
Brock: Killer? What are you doing here?
Killer: Never mind that, but I figured out your money problems.
Ash: How?
Killer: (he reaches his arm out and drops a bag with a $ sign on it) With this
Misty: How did you get this?
Killer: I saved a friends life, so he repaid with this.
Ash: Sweet, now we can buy food!
Misty: And stay at a Hotel.
Killer: I live in this city, you guys can stay at my place; I have a couch that unfolds into a bed.
Brock: That would be cheaper.
Killer: While you guys shop for food for our trip, I'll go clean up my house.
Misty: Waitress!
A young waitress (about Brock's age) with blonde hair and green eyes walks up to the table. And of course, Brock's mouth drops to the floor.
Waitress: Yes? Can I help yo... (Looks at Killer) Aren't you Killer?
Killer: Yes. Why?
Waitress: My name is Katie. Do you think I could join you in your quest?
Killer: (thinking) Damn, news travels fast. (Speaking) Are you a good fighter?
Katie: Only when I have to be.
Man: (he walks up to Katie and swiftly grabs her ass) Hey Baby! Want to go back to my place and fuck?
Battle Mode Activated
Who: Katie vs. Guy
Weapons: None
Battle Theme Music: The battle theme from LoM
Katie grabs the guy's wrist and throws him over her shoulder. The guy flies to the other side of the restaurant into a wall. The guy gets up and charges her. She stands there watching the guy run towards her, in one quick movement, as the guy tries to tackle her, but she steps out of the way and the guy falls on his face. The guy gets back up, turns around only to see Katie side kick him in the nose. The guy holds his nose and runs away.
Battle Mode Deactivated
Killer stands up clapping.
Killer: Bravo, welcome to the team
The manger walks up
Manger: (pissed) Damnit Katie, that's the third time this week!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
Katie: Fuck you, I'm out of here!
Katie walks out
Killer: Let's go, we have an early start tomorrow.
Ash: But it's only 8:13 (pointing at his watch)
Misty: But we need to get food.
(The music stops)
Pac-Man: Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Guy #1: Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Guy #2: Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Pac-Man: Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase!
Guy #2: No Pac-man, drugs are bad!
Guy #1: Nope, can't help you man.
Pac-Man: Pussies. (You can hear him smoking crack in the background) Whoa! Holy Shit!
(Music starts again)
Ash: This song kicks ass!
Killer: I'll be going.
Brock: Wait! How do you get to your house?
Killer: It's by the Pokemon Pet Store.
Brock: Where is that?
Killer: Right by the Pokemon Center.
Ash: Ok, see you there.
They all leave
(Scene Change)
Location: In a office
Ninja: You call me in sir?
Figure in Chair: Yes, I have another mission to go with the last one.
Ninja: What is it?
Figure in Chair: I have just found out Killer is collecting some kind of emeralds.
Ninja: How many?
Figure in Chair: I don't know, but I heard they contain some kind of power.
Ninja: What kind of power.
Figure in Chair: That's what I'd like to know; I want you to get your hands on one.
Ninja: What do they look like?
Figure in Chair: Ask the President of the Saffron Building, he should know.
Ninja: Right, is that it?
Figure in Chair: That will be all Ninja.
(Scene Change)
Location: Inside Killer's house
Killer is trying to find a place to hide his porno magazines when there is a knock on the door. Killer just throws the magazines in a closet and answers the door.
It's Katie.
Killer: I take it you followed me home.
Katie: Actually, some girl from the pet store told me you live here.
Killer: Oh, anyways, what do you need?
Katie: Could I come in?
Killer: I guess.
Katie walks in and Killer closes the close behind her.
Katie: Nice place.
Killer: Thanks, and before you me in my quest, you need a few things.
Katie: Like what?
Killer: Follow me.
Katie follows Killer until they reach the garage; Killer flicks on the light and walks in front of a bunch of tools hanging in from a wall. He opens a toolbox on the desk and presses an open. The wall with the tools on it being to open (like a double door) slowly, it started to revile several types of guns, clips and bullets, a bunch of grenades in a crate box, different types and sizes of knifes, some swords, and a bunch of stacked papers on a desk entitle: Shit List.
Katie: Oh shit! Where the hell did you get all this?
Killer: I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you. I'm the NRA man of the year though.
Katie: (still looking at all the guns) I bet.
Killer: Anyways, here is what you need for the trip. (Killer walks up to guns) You will need, (starts grabbing stuff off the wall) a 9mm, three clips, a gun holder, a combat knife, a knife holder, two grenades, and a grenade holder, it holds up to 6 grenades. (Hands her all the stuff) Rendezvous here at o eight hundred.
Katie: Thanks! (Thinking) Damn! This guy is insane!
Killer: I'm not insane, Team Rocket will be trying to kill us.
Katie: How did you read my mind?
Killer: Never mind that, just meet me back here in the morning.
Katie leaves
Killer: What is it this time?
(Floating Figure appears)
Floating Figure: Damn, someone needs to pull that stick out of your ass.
Killer: Whatever, so what do need?
Floating Figure: I just need to make sure that we still have a deal.
Killer: Yes we still have a deal. Right after I finish my quest, I'll help you with yours.
Floating Figure: Good, see you in Fuchsia.
(Floating Figure disappears)
Killer: What a tight ass!!
(Later)
There is a knock on the door and Killer answers it.
It's Ash, Brock and Misty.
Killer: You guys took forever.
Ash: I had to go by the pokemon center.
They all walk in
Killer: (looking at his watch) It's 12:17, I'm hitting the sack. (Walks to his room)
Brock: I guess I'll take the floor. (Starts taking out his sleeping bag)
Misty: Where's the couch/bed?
Killer: (yelling from his room) It's in the room next to me!!
Misty: (yells back at Killer) Thanks you!!! (Looks at ash) (Whispering) Care to join me lover?
Misty runs her finger across ash's chest then walk off into the other room swaging her hips.
Ash: I'm there!! (Ash walks in the room that misty just went in and closes the door)
(Next Day)
Everyone is packed and ready to go, Killer is in the garage getting some ammo and grenades. Then he goes over to a box and opens it reviling five emeralds (like the one he collected earlier), and then he walks over to a door and opens it and a bunch of magazines fall on him.
Killer: I wondered what happened to my entire playboy's.
He pulls himself out of the pile of magazines, gets up, and reaches into the closet and pulls out a backpack. Then he throws the magazines back into the closet and closes the door. He walks back the box with the emeralds and puts them in the backpack along with the ammo and grenades. He zips up the bag and walks into the den.
Killer: Everyone ready?
All: Yes!!
Killer: (looks at Katie) Got all of your stuff?
Katie: Yes
Killer: Good! Then were ready!
Brock: (looking at the map) It's going to take us days to get to Fuchsia City!
Ash: We could take a shortcut.
Misty: (Runs up to him and starts strangling him)(yelling) WE ARE NOT TAKING ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN SHORTCUTS!!!!!!!
Killer: Actually, I know a good shortcut to Fuchsia City.
Ash: (Misty stops choking him and he falls into Misty's chest) (muffled voice) Hello mommy!
Misty: Ash!
Ash: I would like seconds now mommy!
Misty: ASH!!
Ash: (gets up from Misty's chest) Sorry luv, I got stuck in your dirty pillows.
Brock: Anyways! Won't we be trending water?
Killer: Yes, but there is a bridge we can cross.
Katie: Let's go already!
They all pick up their gear and head out the door
(Scene Change)
Location: Pokemon Pet store
We see a figure dressed in all black (Not Ninja or Killer) come out of the store with two Vulpixs under each arm. As he walks off, a foot appears from the side of the building tripping the guy. When the guy tripped, a half human, half pokemon Meowth wearing a trench coat, picked up the Vulpixs. The guy in black (remember that name?) stands up and draws his sword.
Guy in Black: Damnit Phil! This will be the last time you will steal my Vulpixs!
Phil: Not if you can catch me first Shadow! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shadow chases Phil while swinging the sword around slightly injuring some people. Killer and the gang stood there wide-eyed.
Killer: Is there not a day that goes by that something normal happens?
Katie: (smiling) There will never be.
Will Killer succeed in his Quest?
Will Katie be any help?
Will Ninja stop Killer in his tracks?
Will I ever shut the hell up and stop asking so many questions?
And much less on:
Pokemon: A New Path
Act V: A New Story
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