A/n: The results are the actual results for the test--I know, I took the test five times with the diff. answers-- For some ppl, the results could very well be the same. I'm sorry, but I'm doing this as if the girls are really taking the same test. I just thought this would be kind of cute. Oh, well...
Italics - the test questions are in italics
Bold - Test answers (whichever girl that's taking the test will have her choice done in bold)
Chapter Five:
At Preventer HQ, Sally Po was checking her own email in the brief time
she and Wufei would be spending on earth. It was mostly junk, but she'd
received a few messages from friends… Like this strange link from Relena.
Not many realized how far her relationship with Wufei led, but the Minister
was one of the privileged few. Did Relena really think she was thinking
of marriage with Chang Wufei? When so far, they just barely could agree
on what to have for dinner.
"Did you take this test with Heero in mind?" Sally grinned as she clicked
the link. If Relena had taken the test, she might mention it next time
they were allowed a few minutes of normal conversation. Any ways, it would
be good for a laugh.
1. You're at a bar, and a Cindy Crawford look-alike starts flirting with him. You:
Feel proud and smile as he tactfully declines
"Well, as tactfully as Wufei can be… Knowing him he'd probably start yelling at the woman that she's dishonoring him by invading his personal space." Sally shrugged, "But I know I would be smiling no matter how he declines."
2. You're at a dinner party, and you tell a joke that flops. He:
Sally growled as she clicked her answer.
Turns to everyone and says, "Who invited her?"
She gritted her teeth, "No, it'd probably be, 'Who invited this onna?'"
3. It's your birthday, and the "perfect night" includes:
A girls' night out
4. Your first thought when he opens the door is usually:
"Tonight is going to be some serious fun!"
She wouldn't be dating him if he weren't at least some fun.
5. The first time he met your parents, you:
Surprised myself with how comfortable I felt
She'd been completely comfortable. Was it her fault that Wufei hadn't been?
6. You take him to your friend's wedding. He:
Rolls his eyes and sneers at the "archaic ritual" he swears he'll never perform
"Never perform again, you mean…"
7. Landing your dream job means moving 2,000 miles away. You ask him to go with you, and he:
Immediately gets on the phone to ask for a transfer
She always hated questions like that. They had the same job! Of course he'd transfer… Sally knew she wasn't being fair with the question, but she couldn't help it.
8. You're with him on a two-hour car trip. You:
Start counting the mile markers after 15 minutes
Well, she would try to start a conversation, but he just wasn't much of a talker… Not usually at least.
9. He comes out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. You:
Tell him, and he angrily states that he never wants to see me again and takes off
"Now, he wouldn't say it in such a childish way, of course. Not Wufei. No, not at all." She snorted and moved on.
10. You're putting on make-up and running late. He:
Yells, "What do you need all that crap for?!"
Wufei didn't seem to believe patience was a virtue when it came to waiting on her… Though, she had to admit, he'd always add gruffly that she didn't need it in the first place. So he wasn't all bad.
11. You finally have the big talk about your sexual pasts. You realize:
Every intimate detail makes me feel queasy and jealous
They hadn't had such a conversation, yet, but she could easily guess her response. She was female, after all, and who wants to here the details of their guy being with another woman? Sally chuckled at the first choice, though. Wufei, a gigolo? She moved to the next question, grinning now.
12. Your best friend would describe him as:
"Of course, you just had to bring Lucy's opinion into this."
A scum-sucking bottom feeder
13. In a week's time you spend:
Every other night together, and that's just right
There were nights that Wufei would allow a different personality to show. The type of personality that allowed her to order a pizza and a 'Chick flick'.
14. When you mention his name in a group of your closest female friends, they:
Give each other knowing looks and quickly change the subject
15. In bed, he:
Just wants to cuddle and makes me feel cherished
Since they hadn't actually… Well… That was all they had done. She honored Wufei's wishes and didn't push him. She knew he still mourned the loss of his young wife, though he'd never come out and say that.
16. One of your girlfriends tells you she has a free ticket to Vegas and wants you to go. He:
Grills me on every detail of the trip
Which made going shopping with Lucrezia a very hard feat…
17. His ex would describe him as:
Satan
Sally's lips curved into a large grin. "Well, that's what most of the females
around here think of him. Poor Wufei." She chuckled as she waited for her
results. "On a scale of 1-10, this guy scores about a 4. Even though he
may have swept you off your feet in the beginning, it doesn't look like
he'll make it all the way to the finish line. That's because we can tell
that there are a lot of obstacles between you two and the altar. Maybe
he has some annoying habits, or perhaps he (or you!) just isn't ready for
the big M. So have fun with him for awhile, but make sure to keep your
options open. Unless he decides to turn over a new leaf, he's probably
not the best life partner for you. Whether to get married is one of the
most important decisions you'll ever make, so don't take it lightly. And
whatever you do, don't get hitched just because your mother is hassling
you or your friends have all walked down the aisle. Enjoy the process.
Happy fishing!"
She raised an eyebrow, then grinned. "Well, well…"
"What are you grinning about, woman?"
Sally spun around, still sitting comfortably in her desk chair. "Fishing,
Wufei. Fishing."
His obvious confusion just made her laugh.
A/N: And that's it for the gals, since Lucy's already married her Prince
Charming. This was just for fun and wasn't taken seriously in the least
bit--I chose the answers that I thought fit the girls best, but the entire
time one should keep in mind that this was written just for FUN! So don't
complain if you think they're OOC or so-on. FUN, ppl! FUN! *_* Ciao!