The GF Tournament
Odin: Welcome to the GF Tournament!
Gilgamesh: Tonight's fight reminds me of a BattleBots
episode. Alexander the Great faces off against the Nasty and Terrible,
Doomtrain.
Odin: Both of these fighters have one large disadvantage:
they don't have any arms. They don't necessarily need them though. Alex can
fire hundreds of missiles while Doomtrain can be just as nasty as a Malboro.
Gilgamesh: Yeah, those thing will kill you if you have too
many. But after a hard day's night, I like to sit back and enjoy a few.
Odin: I'm talking about the creature, not the cigarette.
Gilgamesh: Oh! Yeah, um, I mean Bad Breath is really bad!
Odin: Any ways, lets get on with the fight
5,4,3,2,1
GO!!!!!!
As Alexander was getting ready to fire, Doomtrain threw a
bio at him. Alexander used Holy Judgment, but Doomtrain dodged it. Alexander
was hurt from bio, and fired missiles at Doomtrain. Doomtrain rushed at
Alexander, being bombarded by missiles all the way. Doomtrain hit him and
Alexander was thrown into the air.
Doomtrain used another bio spell on Alexander as he hit he
ground. Alexander was a mess. He couldn't use his magic, and was berserk any
ways, so he tried to stomp Doomtrain. Doomtrain easily dodged him. After many
unsuccessful tries at flattening Doomtrain, Alexander fell to the ground,
either from petrifaction or poison damage.
Gilgamesh: (Smoking a Marlboro) What a knockout!
Odin: Doomtrain made short work of Alexander. One hit from
this poisonous monster sent The Holy Robot back to the scrap heap.
Gilgamesh: Join us next week when the
Bat Behemoth Bahamut faces against the Cute Cuddly Carbuncle!