The GF Tournament
Authors Note: I know this is supposed to go at the
bottom, but I'm afraid that some people may get angry and stop in the middle. I
know that when you use GFs, they only use their special move, not magic. But do
you want these fights to be interesting or correct content-wise? I got to have
them do something besides Diamond Dust or Runaway Train or else it will be
boring. So when you see Carbuncle using a little magic, don't get to angry. I'm
sure that you will be satisfied with the results.
Odin:
Welcome to The GF Tournament!
Gilgamesh:
I'm Gilgamesh, and next to me is Odin.
Odin:
Tonight's fight is gonna be great. We have small-time Carbuncle bashing heads
with big-time Bahamut.
Gilgamesh:(singing)
I smell a massacre! I smell a massacre! Nah nah nah nah boo-boo!
Odin:
Well you may be right, but never underestimate an enemy. Carbuncle is quite a
spellcaster...
Gilgamesh:
But what good is a thunder spell gonna do against a hundred pound claw commin
right at you! I mean, it's a sixty pound rabbit vs. a thousand pound
flying-dragon! I can't wait to see Carbuncle's furry ass smeared over the
ground!
Odin:
Let's go to the fight!
5,4,3,2,1
GO!!!!!
Bahamut
looked down at his opponent and laughed. He laughed long and hard. Carbuncle
looked at his opponent and peed. He peed long and hard. But Carbuncle knew he
was in trouble. He used Ruby Light immediately. He looked at Bahamut, still
laughing, and used his most powerful thundaga spell. It hit Bahamut in the
face. Bahamut stopped for a moment, and then laughed even harder.
Carbuncle
mentally looked through his inventory of spells. Most of them were elemental
spells, but he found one that was useful. He casted blind on Bahamut, who
immediately stopped laughing. He roared in fury, throwing Carbuncle back a few
feet,, and made a wild lunge at him. His claw hit the earth a few feet away
from Carbuncle, throwing him back even farther. Bahamut listened to the sound
of Carbuncle hitting the ground, and then smashed his tail in the area of the
sound. The tip of the tail hit Carbuncle in the chest, breaking some bones and
throwing him far far away.
Carbuncle
landed hard into the ground, almost knocking him out. Forgetting about Ruby
Light, Carbuncle used curaga on himself. It immediately bounced of him and onto
Bahamut. Bahamut only chuckled this time, for he was still blind. He began
whirling his tail as fast as he could in circles to see if he hit anything.
After awhile, he grew extremely frustrated and flew high up in the air. He wildly
fired Mega Flair again and again in different spots, hoping he might hit
Carbuncle. Carbuncle lay on the ground, gathering his strength to get up. He
got some help when a shockwave from a Mega Flair threw Carbuncle up high into
the air.
Carbuncle
was thrown so high, he was about five feet from Bahamut's face. Carbuncle let
out a small scream which caught Bahamut's attention immediately. He flung his
tail wildly, hitting Carbuncle. Carbuncle held on tightly, much to Bahamuts
dismay. Not having any other option, Carbuncle bit into Bahamut's tail. Bahamut
brought his tail close to his face, watching in amusement as the little GF
tried desperately to cause any sort of discomfort to him.
Little
did Carbuncle know, Bahamut's skin had traces of poison powder in his thick
skin. Carbuncle bit through some, and felt the poison race through his body.
Bahamut realized what had happened and gently laid Carbuncle on the ground,
mocking him.
Carbuncle
thought of all his options. In the heat of the battle, he made the same mistake
twice and used esuna on himself. Not only was he hurt by the poison, but esuna
reflected off him and into Bahamut, unblinding him.
Bahamut
blinked a few times to clear his eyes, and then looked down at the defenseless
Carbuncle. Bahamut whipped Carbuncle with his tail until a large pool of purple
blood surrounded him.
Bahamut
landed in front of Carbuncle and picked him up with his jaw. He began to chew
on him until he felt of Carbuncle's bones were broken. He then shook his head
fiercely like a dog playing with his chew toys. He spit him out and then used a
life spell on him. When Carbuncle first awoke from death, he realized he was in
for more pain than he could ever imagine.
Bahamut
lunged at Carbuncle again and his claw punctured Carbuncle's lower thigh. He
repeatedly swiped at him, breaking most of his bones. Carbuncle could no longer
stand. When he fell, Bahamut smashed his tail into Carbuncle, leaving a long
trench deep in the ground, where Carbuncle lay, not moving but still alive.
Bahamut flew high in the sky and unleashed one last Mega Flair, leaving nothing
left of Carbuncle.
Gilgamesh:
Yes!!!! I would love to see that again! I can't stand that furry little rat!
Odin:
Hey, don't be too hard on him. He had a chance when he used blind on Bahamut.
Gilgamesh:
He never had a chance. Not only is Bahamut fast, strong and smart, but
Carbuncle is slow, weak and stupid! Two times, not once but two times he used
cure magic on himself AFTER he used reflect! What an idiot!
Odin:
Well, if you didn't like tonight's fight, try next week when we'll have one
interesting fight. Tonberry faces off against Siren in our next battle.
Gilgamesh:
See ya then!
Author's Note: I know, I know. Carbuncle dosn't use blind(or any type of magic except reflect) and Bahamut probably dosn't have poison powder in his skin. But I now have a creative license, so yes, Bahamut does have poison in his skin and Carbuncle can cast blind if he wants to. So get used to having GFs cast a little magic on each other.