The GF Tournament

by Rueamd337

Hurry Hurry, Step right up! See your favorite GFs beat the crap out of each other. Our first fight: Irfit vs. Cerberus!!! Who will win? Who will fight next? Will Odin and Gilgamesh ever fight? Read and find out! A new chapter goes up every few days!

5. Siren vs. Tonberry

The GF Tournament

Odin: Welcome back to the GF Tournament!

Gilgamesh: I'm Gilgamesh, and next to me is the great and powerful Odin.

Odin: Tonight's fight is… interesting I guess.

Gilgamesh: The underdog of the tournament, Tonberry, faces against my favorite GF, Siren. Man, what a babe! Check out those boo-

Odin: Anyways, both these GF have their hands full.

Gilgamesh: I'd like to have my hands full of that nice ass of hers.

Odin: Tonberry has his sharp knife, and Siren has her own silencing attack.

Gilgamesh: Plus, she's hot!

Odin: Let's go to the fight…

5,4,3,2,1

GO!!!!!!

Siren sat on her rock, waiting for her opponent to appear. Tonberry rose out of his puddle and started toward Siren, knife drawn. Siren was sweating nervously as Tonberry gave a quick slash to her harp, cutting all the strings. Siren, enraged by Tonberry's rudeness, kicked him hard in the head, sending him a few feet away.

Tonberry got up just in time to see Siren's harp hurtling toward his face. Tonberry fell back into the ground, discouraged. Siren ran over to the fallen Tonberry and smashed her foot into his tail. Tonberry made a high pitched squealing sound that vaguely resembled screaming. Siren's conscious overwhelmed her and she stepped of the poor creature's tail. Tonberry, immediately jumped up and threw his knife at Siren, going threw and neck and killing her instantly.

Odin: Well, I guess Siren isn't so attractive now, is she Gilgamesh?

Gilgamesh: It's all right. Shiva will be here next time fighting Queza… Quizakote… You know, the big flying lightning bird thingie. Aw hell! It doesn't matter. See ya next time!