The GF Tournament
Odin: Welcome to the GF
Tournament!
Gilgamesh: Tonight, We've
got a special surprise for you! The King of the Seas, Leviathan, is here as our
guest-host tonight! Thanks for coming!
Leviathan: No problem guysssss.
It'sss ssso good to be here.
Odin: Now, Leviathan, why
aren't you fighting in the tournament?
Leviathan: Well Odin, while
practsssssing for the tournament, I pulled a mussscle in my mid-sssection,
dissssalowing me to fight.
Gilgamesh: I heard you were
caught using illegal G-steroids…
Leviathan: It'sssss only a
rumor! The presssss will do anything to sssssell papersss!
Odin: Anyways, let's get to
tonight's fight. Quezacotl will face off against Shiva. These two GFs have
known each other since the beginning of FF8. Leviathan, any opinions on this
match?
Leviathan: Let me ssstart
off by sssaying that I could beat both of theesss wimpsss together with both my
handsss tied behind my back!
Gilgamesh: But, you don't
have any ha-
Leviathan: Anywaysss, while
fighting alongssside the two, I notisssed that Shiva wasss Sssquall's favorite
GF (nexsst to me of courssse), and Quezacotl was Quistis'ss. Quistisss rarely ussed GFs, while Sssquall
ussed them frequently. Shiva may be ssstronger.
Odin: Well enough talking, let's
fight!
5,4,3,2,1
GO!!!!!
Shiva rose from the ground
in her icy cage as Quezacotl threw some lightning at her. The lightning didn't
penetrate the ice, and Shiva gave Quezacotl a cold (no pun intended) stare. She
broke out of the ice and immediately charged up an ice beam. Right before she
fired, Quezacotl flew up to do try and dodge it. Shiva sensed this, and threw
the beam above the ground where Quezacotl was a few seconds ago, hoping it would
hit him. Unfortunately for Quezacotl, it did. He was thrown to the floor, hard.
More bad luck came to him, when he realized that his wings had been totally
frozen.
Quezacotl was now unable to
get up due to the weight of his own wings. While he lay there, struggling, Shiva
flew over and helped him. She threw powerful ice shards at both wings,
shattering them. Quezacotl immediately jumped up and rammed his head into
Shiva, knocking her away for the moment. Quezacotl tried to fly to use Thunder
Storm, only to realize that he had no wings. That stupid Bitch!, he thought.
He ran like a chicken on crack to where Shiva lay began to smash his beak into her
like a woodpecker on crack.
Leviathan: Noooooo! Shiva!
My lover! I won't let you die!
Leviathan slithered into the
ring and bit Quezacotl's head completely off. Quezacotl ran around like a
chicken on crack with his head cut off until Leviathan had a chance to swallow
the body too.
Leviathan (coming back into
the booth): Well, that sssertanly was deliciou-, I mean exssiting…
Gilgamesh: I thought you
said that you pulled the muscles in your middle section…
Leviathan: Well… um… you
sssee, after I uh… healed, it wasss… uh… too late to ssign up! Well, gotta go!
Gilgamesh: Hey Odin,
Leviathan and Shiva are lovers, right?
Odin: That's what he said.
Gilgamesh: Then how do you
think they… you know…
Odin and Gilgamesh (look at
each other and say at the same time): Eeeeeew!
Odin: Anyways, you don't
want to miss next week's fight. Diablos vs. Cactuar. It's gonna be awesome! Seeya
later!