The Insult show ROUND 2!!!!!!!!!!!
By Light Blue Yoshi
Announcer: Well.. We're Back and out of the war.
Croud: yay.
Announcer: Ok. Mario, Luigi, DK, Link, Peach, Bowser, Toad, Wario, Daisy, Goomba, Paratroopa,
Zelda, Yoshi, Waluigi, Tiny, Dixie, Diddy, Lanky, Banjo, Kazooie, and Kirby. Ok Round 2 start!
Mario: Daisy, Your so slow that a Dead Snail beat you in a race!
Daisy: THAT WASN'T NICE! "I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ARSE SO HARD THAT YOUR GOING TO KISS THE MOONS"
Mario: Uh.. there is only one moon.
(As Daisy is about to "beat his arse so hard he was going to kiss the moons" She broke her legs
and arms because she was too frail)
Daisy: Wahhhhhhhhh!
(The Paramedics come in and take Daisy)
As the car was driving away
CRACK!
Daisy: OWWWWW! I think I broke my ribs.
Toad: Uh..(must say something if I want to be in this game..) Uh.. Peach has stupid dogs.
Peach: WAHHHHH!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Peach runs out of the place)
(backstage)
Conker: Yeah I'll get even.... someday.... where is the exit?
Conker: !! Ahh.. here it is.
(Conker enters the room where the "war" in the last round started)
Conker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(As Conker tried to run away he was hit by a Missle and died)
Bowser: MARIO, YOUR SO.......
A guy outside: Hey look! Free Hot dogs.
Bowser,goomba,and paratroopa: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!
(The three of them ran out and started eating hot dogs)
Diddy: Three down.
Yoshi: Kazooie! Your so Fat that when a bus hit you you said hey stop pushing I'm next!
Kazooie: GRRRRRRR......
Banjo: *gu-huh* Don't start it Kazooie!
Kazooie: Banjo! Your.....your
Banjo: I'd wouldn't do that if I were you. If I go. Your coming with me. Remember the super glue
incident.
Kazooie: Hmmmm.....
(Flashback- 2 days ago)
Kazooie: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Banjo: Stop messing with that glue. It's Super Glue!
Kazooie: Whoops!
(The Bottle of Super glue that is open fell into Banjo's Backpack)
Kazooie: I'll get it!
(Kazooie jumps into Banjo's Backpack)
Banjo: Kazooie! CRAP!
(End of Flashback)
Kazooie: Fine then.. LANKY YOUR SO STUPID YOU HIT A PARKED CAR!
Lanky: ...
All Kongs: Lanky.. Hello!
Diddy: It's a DUMMY!!
Tiny: Then where is he!?
(Back in DK Isle)
Lanky: Woo hoo!!!
(Lanky is having fun breaking and messing with things)
(Back at the show)
DK: He's probaly back at DK isle.
Kirby: Yoshi, Your so Stupid you failed a blood test!
Zelda: Oh yeah? Well your so ugly when you looked at the Powerplant it exploded!
Link: All of you shut up!!! there is only 5 more turns! Oh yeah, WaLuigi, Your so poor when I went
to your house, I ringed the doorbell and the toilet flushed!
Tiny: 4 more turns. Mario, Your so stupid a piece of lettuce is smarter than you.
(Conker's ghost comes back)
Conker: I've come for my revenge! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Conker used "HellSoul")
Mario: Luigi, Did you set that Element trap?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: What was it set to catch?
(Conker's "HellSoul" was captured and it Captured him too)
Luigi: Ghosts and "HellSoul"
Mario: oh.
Announcer: Well Times up! Waluigi is up because he looks dorky.
Waluigi: AW NAW!!
Announcer: Well until round 3... Bye!
Croud: yay.
By Light Blue Yoshi
Announcer: Well.. We're Back and out of the war.
Croud: yay.
Announcer: Ok. Mario, Luigi, DK, Link, Peach, Bowser, Toad, Wario, Daisy, Goomba, Paratroopa,
Zelda, Yoshi, Waluigi, Tiny, Dixie, Diddy, Lanky, Banjo, Kazooie, and Kirby. Ok Round 2 start!
Mario: Daisy, Your so slow that a Dead Snail beat you in a race!
Daisy: THAT WASN'T NICE! "I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ARSE SO HARD THAT YOUR GOING TO KISS THE MOONS"
Mario: Uh.. there is only one moon.
(As Daisy is about to "beat his arse so hard he was going to kiss the moons" She broke her legs
and arms because she was too frail)
Daisy: Wahhhhhhhhh!
(The Paramedics come in and take Daisy)
As the car was driving away
CRACK!
Daisy: OWWWWW! I think I broke my ribs.
Toad: Uh..(must say something if I want to be in this game..) Uh.. Peach has stupid dogs.
Peach: WAHHHHH!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Peach runs out of the place)
(backstage)
Conker: Yeah I'll get even.... someday.... where is the exit?
Conker: !! Ahh.. here it is.
(Conker enters the room where the "war" in the last round started)
Conker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(As Conker tried to run away he was hit by a Missle and died)
Bowser: MARIO, YOUR SO.......
A guy outside: Hey look! Free Hot dogs.
Bowser,goomba,and paratroopa: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!
(The three of them ran out and started eating hot dogs)
Diddy: Three down.
Yoshi: Kazooie! Your so Fat that when a bus hit you you said hey stop pushing I'm next!
Kazooie: GRRRRRRR......
Banjo: *gu-huh* Don't start it Kazooie!
Kazooie: Banjo! Your.....your
Banjo: I'd wouldn't do that if I were you. If I go. Your coming with me. Remember the super glue
incident.
Kazooie: Hmmmm.....
(Flashback- 2 days ago)
Kazooie: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Banjo: Stop messing with that glue. It's Super Glue!
Kazooie: Whoops!
(The Bottle of Super glue that is open fell into Banjo's Backpack)
Kazooie: I'll get it!
(Kazooie jumps into Banjo's Backpack)
Banjo: Kazooie! CRAP!
(End of Flashback)
Kazooie: Fine then.. LANKY YOUR SO STUPID YOU HIT A PARKED CAR!
Lanky: ...
All Kongs: Lanky.. Hello!
Diddy: It's a DUMMY!!
Tiny: Then where is he!?
(Back in DK Isle)
Lanky: Woo hoo!!!
(Lanky is having fun breaking and messing with things)
(Back at the show)
DK: He's probaly back at DK isle.
Kirby: Yoshi, Your so Stupid you failed a blood test!
Zelda: Oh yeah? Well your so ugly when you looked at the Powerplant it exploded!
Link: All of you shut up!!! there is only 5 more turns! Oh yeah, WaLuigi, Your so poor when I went
to your house, I ringed the doorbell and the toilet flushed!
Tiny: 4 more turns. Mario, Your so stupid a piece of lettuce is smarter than you.
(Conker's ghost comes back)
Conker: I've come for my revenge! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Conker used "HellSoul")
Mario: Luigi, Did you set that Element trap?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: What was it set to catch?
(Conker's "HellSoul" was captured and it Captured him too)
Luigi: Ghosts and "HellSoul"
Mario: oh.
Announcer: Well Times up! Waluigi is up because he looks dorky.
Waluigi: AW NAW!!
Announcer: Well until round 3... Bye!
Croud: yay.