A.N. sorry to subject people to this kind of torture but I am really bored and I have been a naughty girl, anyway don't read this if you don't like stupid things!
I m
sitting at my computer trying to do some homework, watch TV (Daria was on and
it was a new episode), listen to music and ummmm I forget what else I was doing
at the time. So there I was doing my homework (sort of, I think I really
confused the teacher when there were bits of songs and TV shows all through my
essay about history) when the news at five came on (maybe it was the news at
six? I don't know) telling me all about the new Harry Potter movie, well
needless to say I was a little distracted, and then I thought to myself well my
homework is almost finished so I put the internet on and went to fan fiction.
Now
I m going to ask all those people out there who spend a lot of time on the
computer to be sympathetic, please. Well you know what its like when you find
one of those fan fics that are really interesting and about 22 chapters long
(personal favorite L/J or anything with Sirius Black he rocks) and its about
nine at night now and my friend rings up (she is Satan, seriously I get all my evil/dumb ideas off her, cant tell
you any of them because she will kick my ass for giving away trade secrets).
Don't get me wrong Satan is one of my best friends and she is really………..nice
(I m getting held at gunpoint) anyway she gave me this idea and I am really
sorry if it gets confusing for some people out there oh and don't get offended
by all the swearing but if you get offended stop reading!
Disclaimer: everything that doesn't belong to me doesn't belong to me, it probably belongs to JKR or Placebo or Fat Boy Slim or my friends or someone, its all stolen material!!
A
friend in need is a friend indeed
A
friend with weed is better
A
friend with breasts and all the rest
A
friend that's dressed in leather
-Placebo-
Snape: well, well, well what are you doing
here?
Thumper:
I could ask you the same!
Snape:
don't you take that tone with…
Thumper:
go fudge yourself snape!
Snape:
WHAT!
Thumper:
I didn't stutter…I said go fudge yourself
Snape:
that's it detention
Thumper:
wow now I m REALLY scared
Snape:
you will be once I ve finished with you!
Thumper:
yeah sure, there is just one thing you forgot…
Snape:
what?
Thumper:
I don't go to this school, and I m a fan fic author
Snape:
so?
Thumper:
so I m writing this story right…(Snape nods his head sadly)…and I can do
anything I want…. like…I dunno make you a ballerina!
Snape:
you wouldn't!
Thumper:
I would! What's the matter Snapey? Getting a little scared, are you going to
stop making everyone miserable and be a good little boy?
Snape:
mumble mumble
Thumper:
I can't hear you…
Snape:
yes
Thumper:
what?
Snape:
yes
Thumper:
yes….?
Snape:
yes Madame
Thumper:
bark like a dog!
Snape:
woof woof
Thumper:
cool I love this power! Oh Snape if I hear you are misbehaving I will be back! And
next time ill bring Satan!! Now sing this muggle song…
Snape:
we've come a long long way together through the hard times and the good I have to
celebrate you baby I have to praise you like I should….
Thumper:
I love this song come on everyone lets dance…you too Snapey
Alright
I've finished torturing snape, I know it was shit but review and tell me in
your own words how crap it is