Ok
people, I hope you all appreciate what im doing cause right now I should be
doing an oral for English but as its my worse subject it doesn't really
matter…..ill do it during my spare. DO NOT BLAME ME FOR THE LAMENESS OF THIS
FIC blame the drugs (oh sweet drugs – you know the drugs don't work they just
make you worse), sugar, and not having enough sleep. Has anyone seen Jack
Frost? Its a b-grade horror movie and it is the funniest thing I have ever seen
except of coarse Cinderella in PORN…I didn't choose the movie my friends
brother did!! But of coarse I wasn't in much of a state to argue…I had a wee
too much to drink, that's probably why the movie was even funnier and the
reason why we didn't turn it off (no puns intended) ok well I don't like snape
but I have to give him his hour of 'Glory' although he doesn't deserve it cause
he is a meany although….back onto the subject, I have a lot of theories about
Harry Potter and I'll insert them at the bottom anyway here it is…
Snapes
revenge (very original isn't it, sort of like 5ive - they probably stayed up
all night to think of that original name)
Well
when we last left our little heroine she…
Thumper:
Little!! Who are you calling little, shrimp!
Me:
ok ok fine have it your way
Anyway
as I was saying/typing before I got rudely interrupted (looks pointedly
at thumper – although that is mission impossible as I am thumper) We last left
our brave, strong, and pretty heroine…
Thumper:
Much better
…with
Dumbledore, and Snape was really pissed off (when isn't he?)…
Snape:
I'll get you Thumper and your little dog too!! Wahahaha (evil laugh)….oh shit
stupid muggle movies! I shouldn't have been watching daytime television
Meanwhile
at Dumbledores office…
Dumbledore:
so that's how you make porridge (hehe couldn't help myself, I love that add)
Thumper:
(confused) Nooo, that's how I can do all this amazing stuff like predict what
your going to say next
Dumbledore:
oh, really
Thumper:
yea, I predict you are going to say 'that's amazing thumper, how come your so
smart?'
A.N.
ok well I m only going to use the first letters of their names now cause I m
getting pissed off
D:
that's amazing thumper, how come you know that?
T:
well you can't be right all the time! (mumbled to herself) well dumbledore
that's an interesting question but I cant be bothered telling you about it so
heres the script
D:
cool, you can go and join the Griffindor table for lunch if you want
T:
ok…oh and by the way is it true that muggle cd players don't work here because
of all the magic in the air?
D:
nup we just say that so none of the students get influenced to take drugs and
do generally bad things
T:
cool so can I listen to my portable cd? I'll make sure no one sees it
D:
sure, fine with me, I'll see you later then Miss Thumper
T:
sweet, bye!
In
the great hall…
Ron:
did you guys see Snapes face!
Harry:
I so wish I had a camera!
Hermione:
oh look theres thumper, hey thumper over here (hermione is waving frantically
but thumper doesn't see and doesn't hear because she was listening to Placebo, and
trying to find her favorite cd – powderfinger of coarse)
Harry:
I'll get her
Thumper
finds her cd and gives herself a little cheer as Harry walks up and taps her on
the shoulder making thumper drop her cd's in shock
T:
what the fuck!
H:
oh sorry, I didn't mean to, are they ok?
T:
its ok but if any have broken you are paying for them
H:
sure, hey I thought you can't have muggle appliances here because of the magic?
T:
well I suppose I m just damn special
Harry
led thumper over to the Griffindor table all the while talking and laughing,
all the teachers were talking and laughing amongst themselves except for one
exception – Snape
S:
yes go and hang out with that Griffindor scum, I'll get you back, and when I
do…but heres a little dose of whats coming
And
pointing his wand at thumper he muttered some words and thumpers cd play blew
up and all her cds broke
T: (really
really pissed off – well who wouldn't be if someone blows up your cd player and
ALL your cds!) ok that's it who ever did that is going to pay, I don't mind if
you curse me or tease me but when you wreck my cds especially my powderfinger
cd its personal!
To
be continued….
Well
people? What did you think and I know your out there I can hear you
breathing!!! Im running out of ideas can someone give me a clue??? Oh and here
are my theories about…
Snape:
he's a virgin that's why he is so pissed off all the time (sexual frustration
although who would sleep with Snape? Unless he really looks like Alan Rickman
and in that case who wouldn't!)
Crabb
& Goyle: they take steroids
Magic:
the reason why we so called 'muggles' don't know about 'hogwarts' is because
its like a matrix thing except all magic people are on drugs that's why they
see what they do!
Well
I cant remember what else but that's it…oh yea well everyone knows 'you know
who' owns all HP merchandise and the only thing I own is….ummm….oh yea me,
myself and thumper
Ok
it is official fanfiction.net is * beep ** beep * annoying me it is refusing to
upload my fic!! By the way iam trying to make sure this doesn't get rated any
higher