HOW I GOT MY DETENTION AND GOT GROUNDED

A.N. Ummmm well it's a bit stupid this part but I have only had three hours sleep, take that into consideration when you review if you do and remember people flaming me is better then ignoring the fact you read my fanfic and how is any body suppose to know their fic is crap if you don't give constructive criticism!

Your such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never ever choose to be like

Oh so many ways for me to show you how your faith has abandoned you

Fuck your god

Fuck your lord and your Christ

~ A Perfect Circle ~

ok hoped you liked that little bit of music now on with the fic…

Thumper: (said loud enough for the whole hall to hear) no one wreaks my cd player, all my cd's and my powderfinger cd and gets away with it! im going to kill who ever did this!!!

Thumper looks around the hall to find suspects, of coarse every one (besides snape and the slytherins) look really shocked -from the blast- and several people have crowded around thumper asking her if she is ok

Thumper: I m fine! Just leave me alone

Leaving the gathering crowd around her, she walks up to the head table straight for snape (shes already gathered that the slytherins are too smart for a prank like this, and that there is only one retard dumb enough)

Thumper: (said so only snape can hear her) I'll get you snape, this is war!

Thumper disappears out of the hall and walks to madame pomfreys hospital wing, she had her eyebrows singed and her once black corset and mini skirt now had brown marks all over it

Snape: stupid mudblood thinks she can threaten me well I'll show her no one messes with Severus Snape and gets away with it

Harry: I wonder what she said to Snape?

Ron: well we won't find out by just sitting here lets find her…do you have your map Harry?

Harry: yeah, lets go…are you coming Hermione?

Hermione: yeah, I hope she gets snape back for what he did (she already knows its Snape as all the evidence points to him)

Ron: How do you know its Snape?

Hermione: I'll tell you later Ron…

So the three friends go together to find Thumper

Thumper is changing from her corset, skirt, fishnet stockings and CFM boots (come fuck me boots – come up past your knee) when Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in, and as Thumper has just taken off her corset they can see her tattoo of a black cat on its hunches (that's the tattoo I m getting in three months!) on her stomach (she wears a singlet top under her corset)

Harry: sweet tattoo!

Thumper: yeah I got it about 6 months ago, I love it

Ron: That's the best tattoo I have ever seen, better then Bill's dragon

Harry: when did he get that?

Ron: almost as soon as he left Hogwarts, mum was really pissed

Hermione: RON!!

Thumper: come on Herm you've heard worse swear words in the last 24 hours because of me eg. Fuck, bastard, bitch, asshole etc

Hermione: Yeah but hardly anyone at Hogwarts knows what they mean besides muggle borns

Thumper: you mean Malfoy and his group don't know what they mean, and the reason I haven't gotten in trouble is because none of the teachers know what they mean?

Hermione: well…yeah

Thumper: sweet, hehehe (evil smile)

Hermione: what are you thinking Thumper…

Thumper: you'll find out soon enough Hermione…

TO BE CONTINUED IF I GET ANY GOOD IDEAS…

Help help help I don't know what to write next can someone anyone please think of something!! Im on my hands and knees begging

Tell me where I m supposed to beguin

Unhappy life working some kind of dead end job

Everything you thought you had has gone from worse to bad

So lean to the side, whisper it quiet

The end is in sight to working all night around the clock

For everything you thought you had has gone worse to bad

But its not my kind of scene oh yea, footprints on the other side

Not me where ive been oh yea, are words from the other side

~ Powderfinger ~

I love Powderfinger!!!!!