A Peek Into My Subconscious
Author's notes: This is an actual dream I had. No lie. Weirdest thing I ever thought up in my life. And so, I decided to post it. If you thought I was disturbed before.....well, let's say this surpasses even "Red Eggs and Ham" on the weird scale. Although I don't know how strange any of your dreams are. Anyhoo, I put this under the Sailor Moon category, even though there's Tenchi and a little mention of Gundam Wing, is because it's mostly Sailormoon.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo, Sailormoon, or Gundam Wing. I do own my dream and myself. Ashley owns Ashley. Although she makes no claim on dinosaurs. ^_^ You'll see.
Okay. So I was in my Spanish class along with all my classmates.
Two differences concerning my classmates should be noted. It wasn't the actual people that are in my class, just random people. And all of them chibi.
Yeah.
Anyhoo.
So all my random chibi classmates were bouncing around the room when our teacher came in. But it wasn't Mrs. Olbrys. Oh no. That would be too easy. It was Ryoko. Ryoko from Tenchi. Space pirate, demon Ryoko from Tenchi. Ryoko who knows no Spanish, at least not to my knowledge. Okay. Then Ryoko called me up to her desk.
You'd never guess what happened next. Go ahead, try. Guess.
Got your guesses?
Good.
Ryoko informed me that she was Sailor Saturn. That's right, screw Hotaru, we gots Ryoko!
I'll bet your guess was wrong.
Then she told me I was Sailor Mars. Who needs Rei? She was a bitch anyway. ^_~
And then stuff happened. Lots of stuff. Lots of cool, interesting, fascinating stuff. Unfortunately, I can't tell you any of it 'cause I don't remember it. Gomen.
Anyway, so the next thing I remember was that I found out that my friend Ashley was Sailor Jupiter(sorry Makoto!!) and my Spanish classroom was on the top floor of the bed and breakfast I stayed in with my parents in Maine.
The Graycote Inn. That place didn't have TV, but it was cool anyway.
It turned out that Ryoko and I were pretty much the chibi's babysitters, so every time the Dark Kingdom attacked, we'd put the chibis in these sleeping bag things. Y'know, kinda like those little naptime beds they have in preschool. Anyway, those beds would then turn into these pod things that would protect them until the fight was over.
Why?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Then Haruka and Michiru showed up.
You'll never guess.....oh wait, I've already done that.
Then Haruka and Michiru got into the pods.
Why?
I dunno.
Probably so they could have undisturbed hot wild monkey love or something.
Anyhoo, a youma showed up and Ryoko and I kicked his ass.
Then we got letters.
One for Ryoko. One for me. One for Ashley.
I went to Ashley's house to deliver it.
Ashley's large, extravagant beach house that she doesn't have in real life, but had in my dream.
On a side note:does anyone know what's going on? And if so, could you tell me?
We went up to Ashley's room to open the letters. I asked why her room had no doors in the doorways and she got pissed at me. Then this conversation ensued:
Ashley: "I'm going to open my letter now."
Me: "So open it."
Ashley: "Well, I don't think I'm going to."
This is my thought on that conversation: O.o;
And so, Ashley stormed downstairs, and I followed.
For some reason, I had myself convinced that I couldn't open my letter until she opened hers.
Just thought you should know.
So, Ashley's parents were watching the Discovery Channel. A program on dinosaurs to be specific. I sat down in front of the tv, and Ashley popped up next to me. And this is what she said:
"I wanna be a dinosaur!"
Ashley doesn't even like dinosaurs.
Later we went back up to Ashley's doorless room which now miraculously had doors. Ashley was still pissy, but opened her letter. I opened mine. They explained that we were getting new fukus.
Think of a cross between Sailor V and the Starlights.
Yeah.
Weird.
Ashley said: "Maybe this will make me look like a dinosaur!"
Whatever floats your boat.
Then I looked at the bottom of the letter.
It was signed by Treize Khushrenada.
This just opens up a whole slew of fanfic ideas for me.
And no, you can't have them.
^_^
I told you this was weird.
And so, I woke up. And when I told my mom about the dream, I think I scared her. ^_^ It was fun.
R&R people!