A Peek Into My Subconcious: Part 3
Author's notes: Y'know I'd really like to have an Utena dream one of these days. But I guess I'll just hafta settle for Outlaw Star.
Disclaimer: Dream-mine; other stuff-not.
Okay, so I was living ina little cottage with my grandparents.
Not my real life grandparents, mind you.
My dream grandparents.
My grandfather looked just like the one in the Shirley Temple version of Heidi, and my grandmother was some random shriveled up woman.
Yup.
My dreams are weird like that.
So then Gene and Jim showed up and killed my grandparents. That was what they were getting payed for.
Sucks.
Anyhoo, Gene glared at me.
I don't remember why.
Maybe 'cuz I had to go with them and he thought I'd try to avenge my grandparents or some crap like that.
Then we all got into a powerboat and were riding down giant rivers and/or lakes.
I think Loch Ness was one of them.
Yeah.
Anyhoo, so we had lots of really, really cool adventures!
That I don't remember. Damn.
So eventually(during a very beautiful sunset) we came to a big house. It looked kinda like the one behind the Bates Motel, only nicer.
And with no incestuous mothers and murdering sons inside.
Goody.
So we were going around and reached the fifth floor. We went into a room and it belonged to.......
Guess. I mean it.
Have you guessed?
I know you haven't.
You may go no further until you have guessed.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
It was a green room, with a nice wood floor.....I still don't think you've guessed.
It belonged to Poseidon. The Greek god of the Sea.
We talked.
So then, I opened a door in the room. It led out to a porch. Hanging off the side of the house.
Okay, so it's architecturally imposible, so what?
Now comes the weird part.
All people reading fic: The *weird* part?!?
Yup.
When I looked out the door, the sky was upside down and all the pine trees were pointing down with their trunks*cough not that Trunks cough* going up. Gene, Jim, and I had to get into one of those really old airplanes(like Orville and Wilbur old) and fly out the door and turn upside down really quick otherwise we'd hit the trees.
This was especially striking because the trees appeared black and the sky was purplish-pink with dashes of orange.
Really pretty.
Then my mom came in with some old lady friend of hers.
Gene and Jim hid under the bed.
My mom showed the old lady around and she 'oohed' and 'aahed'.
I was pissed off at my mom 'cuz she interrupted me doing stuff.
As usual.
Not that kinda stuff, you sickos.
Eventually, my mom left. We got the plane ready and were about to fly out when.........
My mom woke me up. For school. Sucks.
R&R!!