Here is chapter two everone



"Tenchi.......Tenchi wake up" said Ryoko

Tenchi still in Ryoko's (I mean his, ah hell) arms. Began to awake
and he said "Oh, is that you Ryoko, wow I had the weirdest dream. I drempt
that I was a half naked woman. Ha isn't that funny!"

"No I'm afraid that your not dreaming" said Ryoko

Tenchi eyes poped right open and he said "What.......Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

Tenchi quickly jumped to his feet and looked at Ryoko now sounding
and looking exactly like him. He then looked at himself again and relized
just how weird this was becoming. As if by reflex he covered up his body,
yet he seemed to be confused on what part need covering the most.

"What the hell are doing!" said an annoyed Ryoko

"Well, I.....that is to say I" said a nervous Tenchi

"Oh relax, Its not like I haven't seen that before" said Ryoko "Here
put this on" she said throwing him her dress and jacket.

After about 5 minutes Tenchi finnaly asked for Ryoko's help in
getting the dress on and Tenchi finnaly said "What happened"

"I think it was on of Washu's damn experiments, because of it we are
now in each others body." said Ryoko

"Great......where is Washu" said Tenchi

"She will be away for a couple of days, untill then we will just
have to ride this out." said Ryoko

"Ride it out........RIDE IT OUT!" yelled Tenchi "but, I've got a huge
emergency."

"Whats that?" said a confused Ryoko

"I have to use the mens,....no wait the laides room" said Tenchi

"Oh, we'll just go to bath room upstairs" said Ryoko

"How do you want to pull that off" said Tenchi "Even if we get past
everyone else in the house I still have the problem of......well....ya know!"

"Settle down, I'll help you." Ryoko said with a smile.

"Oh no." Tenchi said with a grim face

After about an hour in the bathroom both Ryoko and Tenchi walked out.
Tenci was looking rather grim with a large sweat beed of embaressment on his
forehead. Meanwhile Ryoko was looking rather pleased with herself. "Ryoko,
if you ever tell anyone that you had to go,....." said Tenchi

"Don't, worry.....It will be our BIG seceret" said a happy Ryoko

"What secret is that tenchi" asked Aeka as she walked up the stairs

Both Ryoko and Tenchi looked dumbfounded but then Ryoko's eyes
sprang to life and she said "Aeka, I will explain everything. Come over here.
As they both went into another room Tenchi followed only to have the door
slammed in front of him by Aeka. {she must think I'm Ryoko} thought Tenchi.
Tenchi then figured that she would also belive that Ryoko was himself.

Tenchi quickly pressed his ear against the door just in time to here
Ryoko say "Aeka I really don't love you, I love Ryoko, I have always loved
her so you should just forget about me and go back to Jurai"

Right before Aeka burst into tears, she saw Ryoko kick down the door
and say it was not true. Then tenchi yelled back at her what do you mean you
don't love me.....I mean I don't love you. They spent the next few minutes
both yelling at her and each other. That is untill Aeka finnaly got confused
enough to yell "Stop, now Ryoko or whoever you are what is going on here."

Tenchi (in Ryoko's body still) spent the next few minutes explaining
the mess they had gotten into.

By the time they were finished, Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and even
Ryo-oki had arrived each time some one new arrived Tenchi was forced to
start all over again. By the time everyone had caught up all of they all
had a dear in the headlights look on their face.

"So you meen to tell me that Ryoko is now in your body Tenchi" said
Sasami

", and visa versa" said Tenchi

"So it was Ryoko who said those things to me" said Aeka as she walked
twoard Ryoko. Aeka raised her hand to begin a fight but before she could get
rolling Tenchi stepped in front of her and said "Miss Aeka please, if you
hurt her you'll hurt my body"

After a few seconds Aeka turned around and said "Very well......but
once you get your body back its on, Ryoko"

Ryoko began laughing hysercally in Tenchi's body causing a very
confusing scene. Everyone began to stare at Ryoko, well that was except for
Mihoshi who started laughing herself.

"What are you laughing at now" said Kiyone

Mihoshi stopped laughing and turned to her partner and said "Ah well
come to think of it, I don't know!"

Kiyone was then forced almost by force of habbit to bow her head in
shame as a large sweatbeen formed on her forehead.

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time for CH #3