The Zergling and the Overlord
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Author's Note: Now the unstoppable Morrigan has taken to parodying famous Christmas carols! Aagh! Is nothing sacred? (Yes.)
Disclaimers: I'm not quite sure who first wrote 'The Holly and the Ivy,' so I can't credit he/she/it/they.
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The Zergling and the Cerebrate
When they are both real mad
Then the situation for a Terran station
Tends to be really quite bad!

Oh the washing of the ramparts
When they're encrusted with blood
The throwing down the hall of the General
Who let the fort be ground into mud!

The Zergling has a sharp spike
That he'll drive into your side
Then later that day Kerrigan will say
"Oh, sorry, hope you really don't mind!"

Oh the Lurkers in their caverns
And the Mutalisks- Unfair!
Or the bleedin' pain for some poor villein
When a Zerg comes out of its lair