Bad Queen Kerrigan
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Author's Note: Parody, 'Good King Wenceslas.' You know.
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Bad Queen Kerrigan got pissed
On the day of re-birth
When the Overmind was missed
Then she laughed, with mirth
"Long I've toiled for that old fool
Now that it is gone
I'll send my Zerg to Nasty School
'Cause now they've all got heads of bone!"

Prelate Zeratul, he cursed
When the Zerg got meaner
"Just when I thought it couldn't get worse
Now our regiments're much leaner."
Silently he thought of it
Then he came to an idea:
"Throw Kerrigan in her own sh!t
Make her holler for her ma!"

Jimmy Raynor mused on it
"I wish Sarah'd not been there
When the Zerg regiments- shit!
What's that? It's spiny and without any hair!"
He fought off the big mean old Zerg
And came to a conclusion
"I've had it with this goddamn burg
It's a comforting illusion."

The three leaders met and talked
And then they decided
Told the others to take a walk
Their in'trests ne'er coincided.
Then Zeratul to Raynor said
"Let us kick her a$$."
"Don't you even try it, bud."
They fought each other to the last.