Chapter 11: Wrap around your dreams

Now here I go again, I see the crystal visions
I keep my visions to myself
It's only me
Who wants to wrap around your dreams and...

Chichi was angry. You could tell, because she kept slamming around the dishes. Finally she looked up. "Has anyone seen Goten? He didn't come home last night."
Gohan and Videl shook their heads while Pan played with her food. "Pan," Chichi said, "Weren't you taking him out to meet some friend of yours?"
"Yeah, but then I left him and went out to get ice cream with Bra. Haven't seen him since."
Gohan got that peeved look on his face. "Pan, tell your grandmother the truth."
Pan's eyebrows turned down stubbornly.
"Pan..." Gohan warned, standing up.
"Well, where Goten went is something he has to tell you!" Pan blurted.
"Oh?" Chichi raised her eyebrow. "Pan, if you don't tell me where-" she was cut off by Gohan, who told them that Goten was approaching the house. He came in, whistling.
"Goten, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???" Chichi shrieked.
Goten got that oh-geez look on his face. "Uh...Mom, I'm 21 years old. I can take care of myself, and where I spend the night is my business."
"Cmon, Mom, Dad, Goten has something to say to Grandma," Pan said, pulling them out of the room.
"Uh...no, Pan, wait, how do I tell her...?" Goten said, a large sweattear appearing on the back of his head.
"Just like Trunks," she whispered in his ear, passing by him.
"What? I can't just say it! This is MOM I'm talking about here! Hey, how'd you know about that anyway?"
"I was hiding outside the window," Pan replied, just as she shut the door.
"Pan, what's this all about?" Gohan asked, sternly. Videl just sighed. She knew Pan would only say what she wanted to, though she already had a good idea what was going on.
"I won't tell," said Pan, with her brows still drawn downwards.
Suddenly sobbing came from the kitchen. "Er...I think he told her..." Pan said.
"Told her WHAT?" Gohan yelled getting mad. Pan opened the door to see Chichi clinging to Goten's legs, sobbing, and Goku, who had just walked in, scratching his head in confusion.
"What's wrong, Chichi?" he asked.
"What's wrong???WHAT'S WRONG? MY YOUNGEST SON IS GAY, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!!!!!
Gohan passed out with a thump, and Videl looked down, biting her lip.
"Everyone's freaking out because he's happy?" Goku asked, puzzled.
"It means-" Chichi said through clenched teeth, "that he likes BOYS."
"So do I," Goku said. "I like Vegeta, and Gohan and Goten, and Krillin, Trunks, and Yamucha-"
"I don't think we're understanding each other," Chichi said. "Let me put it bluntly: He likes to have SEX with MEN!"
Goku's eyes got really wide. "You can do that?"
Everyone sighed. Chichi ran off to cry on the phone with Bulma.

Over at Capsule Corp...
Vegeta picked up the ringing phone.
"Hello, Capsule Corporation," he said, more cheerfully than usual.
"VEGETA, PUT BULMA ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! OUR SONS ARE GAY TOGETHER!!!!"
Vegeta held the phone away from his ear, wincing in pain. Then he changed his mind and hung it up.
"Who was on the phone, Papa?" Bra asked from the couch.
"Oh, just some screaming woman," Vegeta rep;ied, going back to the gravity room.