My Curse
How DARE you make me into a pet! Ok, you asked for it. I CURSE YOU! In your
next story, Vegeta will keep trying to write a book on dirty forks, Goku will
be unable to stop disco-dancing, Gohan will keeping singing "This is the song
that never ends", Piccolo will be unable to say anything except "How Now
Brown Cow", Freiza will keep debating if Micheal Keaton or Val Kilmer played
a better Batman, Cell will be trying to market his head as a blender, Majinn
Buu will keep hunting for the rare Venus De Milo gummy, and Chaozu will show
up at thye end and kick everyone's rear ends...using a Sega Saturn system!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! This will teach you to market me as a pet! -
Ash The Wanderer ()
Authors Note:Ash cursed me!!!!!Now I must do as the curse says.You just
basically read the summary if you read that thing up there.Thats his review
for "Mike Steele,Prince Vegeta,Boredom,and IM's" and we DID make him into a
pet so I can see why he cursed me.One thing though...WHY didnt he curse Mike
also???Anyway,heres the story.
"DAMMIT!!!!!"Vegeta yelled throwing another piece of paper in the big pile
behind him. He was at Goku's house.
"Whats wrong,Vegeta????"Goku asked disco dancing into the room.
"What in the name of Kami are you doing????"Vegeta asked him.
"I dunno...but I saw it on TV..."Goku said still disco dancing."Anyway,what
are you doing Vegeta???"
"I'm trying to write a book on dirty forks."he said.
"How far have you gotten???"Goku asked.
"The first 2 words."he said breaking the pencil in half.
"Oh."
Then Gohan came in the room singing at the top of his lungs.
"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!SOME
PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOW-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Vegeta yelled and Gohan
stopped."Go sing it softer and anywhere but here."Vegeta said.
"This is the song that never ends..."Gohan sang but didnt leave.Somewhere in
another part of the universe...
"I want to market my head as a blender."Cell said to the marketer guy.
"We cant do that."he said.
"Why not???"asked Cell.
"Unless you can actually take your head off..."
Then Cell screwed off his head and used it as a blender to prove that he
could do it.
"Um...ok...you go over there..."he said.
"Ok."Cell said.
In hell...
"I just cant figure it out..."said Frieza pacing back and forth.
"Figure what out,Master Frieza???"Zarbon asked.
"Who played Batman better???Micheal Keaton or Val Kilmer????"asked Frieza.
"I never watched Batman..."said Zarbon.
"Who is it???::sigh::"
Back at Goku's...
"I cant write this stupid story!!!!"Vegeta yelled tearing the paper into
little pieces.Goku was still disco dancing and Gohan was still singing.Then
Piccolo showed up.
"How now brown cow."Piccolo said.
"Wha??"Vegeta asked.
"How now brown cow."
"Stop saying that."Vegeta said still mad.
"How now brown cow."
"I give up on this stupid story."Vegeta said and left.
"Wait for me!!!"Goku said disco flying after him.Gohan followed still singing
and Piccolo followed him.
Somewhere else in the world...
"I will search the world till I find the one thing essential to my life. It
is the most beautiful thing in the world. And one day I shall find it and
everyone will cheer me.It's...the...rare...Venus De Milo Gummy!!!!"shouted
Majin Buu. He was on the internet searching for it's location."I shall
prevail!!!"
Back w/ the others.
"I WILL beat you!!"shouted Vegeta.
"You dont stand a chance against me." said Chaotzu.
"How now brown cow."said Piccolo. Gohan kept singing and Goku kept dancing.
Vegeta and Chaotzu were fighting when...zap!!!Chaotzu shot Vegeta right
through the chest.
"Game Over."said the Sega Saturn.
"Yea!!!I defeated all of you!!!I kicked all of your butts!!!I am the Sega
Saturn champion!!!!"shouted Chaotzu.
"How now brown cow."said Piccolo.
THE END
**I kinda enjoyed writing that.Too bad it's so short.**
How DARE you make me into a pet! Ok, you asked for it. I CURSE YOU! In your
next story, Vegeta will keep trying to write a book on dirty forks, Goku will
be unable to stop disco-dancing, Gohan will keeping singing "This is the song
that never ends", Piccolo will be unable to say anything except "How Now
Brown Cow", Freiza will keep debating if Micheal Keaton or Val Kilmer played
a better Batman, Cell will be trying to market his head as a blender, Majinn
Buu will keep hunting for the rare Venus De Milo gummy, and Chaozu will show
up at thye end and kick everyone's rear ends...using a Sega Saturn system!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! This will teach you to market me as a pet! -
Ash The Wanderer ()
Authors Note:Ash cursed me!!!!!Now I must do as the curse says.You just
basically read the summary if you read that thing up there.Thats his review
for "Mike Steele,Prince Vegeta,Boredom,and IM's" and we DID make him into a
pet so I can see why he cursed me.One thing though...WHY didnt he curse Mike
also???Anyway,heres the story.
"DAMMIT!!!!!"Vegeta yelled throwing another piece of paper in the big pile
behind him. He was at Goku's house.
"Whats wrong,Vegeta????"Goku asked disco dancing into the room.
"What in the name of Kami are you doing????"Vegeta asked him.
"I dunno...but I saw it on TV..."Goku said still disco dancing."Anyway,what
are you doing Vegeta???"
"I'm trying to write a book on dirty forks."he said.
"How far have you gotten???"Goku asked.
"The first 2 words."he said breaking the pencil in half.
"Oh."
Then Gohan came in the room singing at the top of his lungs.
"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!SOME
PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOW-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Vegeta yelled and Gohan
stopped."Go sing it softer and anywhere but here."Vegeta said.
"This is the song that never ends..."Gohan sang but didnt leave.Somewhere in
another part of the universe...
"I want to market my head as a blender."Cell said to the marketer guy.
"We cant do that."he said.
"Why not???"asked Cell.
"Unless you can actually take your head off..."
Then Cell screwed off his head and used it as a blender to prove that he
could do it.
"Um...ok...you go over there..."he said.
"Ok."Cell said.
In hell...
"I just cant figure it out..."said Frieza pacing back and forth.
"Figure what out,Master Frieza???"Zarbon asked.
"Who played Batman better???Micheal Keaton or Val Kilmer????"asked Frieza.
"I never watched Batman..."said Zarbon.
"Who is it???::sigh::"
Back at Goku's...
"I cant write this stupid story!!!!"Vegeta yelled tearing the paper into
little pieces.Goku was still disco dancing and Gohan was still singing.Then
Piccolo showed up.
"How now brown cow."Piccolo said.
"Wha??"Vegeta asked.
"How now brown cow."
"Stop saying that."Vegeta said still mad.
"How now brown cow."
"I give up on this stupid story."Vegeta said and left.
"Wait for me!!!"Goku said disco flying after him.Gohan followed still singing
and Piccolo followed him.
Somewhere else in the world...
"I will search the world till I find the one thing essential to my life. It
is the most beautiful thing in the world. And one day I shall find it and
everyone will cheer me.It's...the...rare...Venus De Milo Gummy!!!!"shouted
Majin Buu. He was on the internet searching for it's location."I shall
prevail!!!"
Back w/ the others.
"I WILL beat you!!"shouted Vegeta.
"You dont stand a chance against me." said Chaotzu.
"How now brown cow."said Piccolo. Gohan kept singing and Goku kept dancing.
Vegeta and Chaotzu were fighting when...zap!!!Chaotzu shot Vegeta right
through the chest.
"Game Over."said the Sega Saturn.
"Yea!!!I defeated all of you!!!I kicked all of your butts!!!I am the Sega
Saturn champion!!!!"shouted Chaotzu.
"How now brown cow."said Piccolo.
THE END
**I kinda enjoyed writing that.Too bad it's so short.**