My Curse...The Sequel
I'm a what? Dude...... Weird. That is ol' Mike, though. Now, for making me a
whatever, I will.......curse you! I'm kinda new at cursing, so here goes. I
curse that in your next fic Vegeta shall take out Freeza and Buu to get drunk
, Gokou will go diggin for hidden treasure in a flower pot, Kuririn and
Chaoszu shall fight for the position of Supreme Alpha Bald Midget and die a
minimum of 6 times, Piccolo shall watch TV for 4 months and lose all ability
to move his arms and legs, and Tenshinhan shall impersonate Kid Rock for the
MTV Music Video awards WHILE Roshi disguises himself as Britney Spears! YOU
HAVE JUST BEEN CURSED!!
-Nahognos
Authors Note:You know,this is getting really old,really fast. At this rate,
I'll have to make this into a series.Whatever...
"Kakkarot,will you come w/ me to get drunk???"Vegeta asked his fellow
saiya-jin.
"I cant. I must go dig for hidden treasure in that flowerpot!!!!" Goku
shouted. He was wearing an archeologists outfit.
"Ummm...did I mention you sometimes scare me??? Anyway,guess I'll have to
find Frieza and Buu..."Vegeta said flying off.
"Piccolo,how much longer are you going to watch the TV???"Goku asked before
going on his exploration.
"SHHHHH. I'm watching the 4 month marathon of Digimon.It'll be over in a few
minutes."whispered Piccolo.
"Ok."said Goku as he started digging for hidden treasure.
Meanwhile at the MTV Music Video Awards...
"And the winner for the best video is...Kid Rock!!!Since he could'nt join us
today,we will call him at home."
::ring ring::
Tien:Hello???
Person:Hello Kid Rock!!!You just won the best video award!!!
Tien:Im sorry. You-...I mean...::doing perfect impersonation of Kid Rock::
Thank you very much!!!
Person:Who would you like to thank???
Tien:I'd like to thank my-
Britney Spears:That's not Kid Rock!!!Thats Tien!!!
Audience:Gasp!!
Tien:Master Roshi???(He is watching the awards and can see him)
Britney:Im not Master Roshi!!!I dont even know who that is!!!
Tien:That is the most pathetic disquise I've ever seen in my life.
Master Roshi:All right!!!I give up!!!
Audience:Gasp!!!
Person:We'll be right back after these messages...I hope...
At the bar...
"Nobody knows!!!How dry I am!!!"Vegeta,Frieza,and Buu all sing together
drunk.
"Give me another::hiccup::bar tender person."said Vegeta VERY drunk."Another
for all of us::hiccup::."
"Another one comin up."said the bar tender.
"Look at all the little ponies ::hiccup:: dancing round and round my head."
said Buu also VERY drunk.Vegeta fell back ward in his chair.
"I feel pretty!O so pretty!!I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!"Frieza shouted
before collapsing on top of Vegeta.Then Buu collapsed on top of them.
In the middle of nowhere...
"Now we shall see who deserves the title of Supreme Alpha Bald Midget!!"
yelled Chaotzu.
"All right!!!You asked for it!!!"KAAAAMEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEHA!!!!!"Krillin
shouted shooting at him. Chaotzu dodged it andlunged at Krillin. They started
throwing punches and kicks at each other.This went on for about 15 minutes.
"I'll show you!!YAAAAAA!!!"Chaotzu shouted. Krillin dodged this then got
ready for his next attack.
"Destructo disk!!!"Krillin yelled shooting it at Chaotzu. Chaotzu got cut in
half and Krillin ate him."Piccolo's right!!! He DOES taste like chicken!!"
Back at Goku's...
"I still cant find any treasure." Goku sighed.
"A little help please???"Piccolo asked.
"What's wrong,Piccolo??"Goku asked still digging.
"I can't move my arms or legs cause of watching TV nonstop for 4 months."
"Well...what do you want me to do???"Goku asked.
"HELP ME!!" Piccolo demanded.
"O."said Goku confused.
Vegeta woke up at the bar after Frieza and Buu left. Frieza woke up after Buu
and before Vegeta and had a little fun w/ the saiya-jin prince...
"Excuse me,are you Vegeta???"the bar tender asked.
"Yes."Vegeta said still w/ a major headache.
"You have a call from your wife."he said.
"Crap."said Vegeta.
THE END
**Some of that was'nt part of "the curse" but I liked it. This was pretty
funny to me.**
I'm a what? Dude...... Weird. That is ol' Mike, though. Now, for making me a
whatever, I will.......curse you! I'm kinda new at cursing, so here goes. I
curse that in your next fic Vegeta shall take out Freeza and Buu to get drunk
, Gokou will go diggin for hidden treasure in a flower pot, Kuririn and
Chaoszu shall fight for the position of Supreme Alpha Bald Midget and die a
minimum of 6 times, Piccolo shall watch TV for 4 months and lose all ability
to move his arms and legs, and Tenshinhan shall impersonate Kid Rock for the
MTV Music Video awards WHILE Roshi disguises himself as Britney Spears! YOU
HAVE JUST BEEN CURSED!!
-Nahognos
Authors Note:You know,this is getting really old,really fast. At this rate,
I'll have to make this into a series.Whatever...
"Kakkarot,will you come w/ me to get drunk???"Vegeta asked his fellow
saiya-jin.
"I cant. I must go dig for hidden treasure in that flowerpot!!!!" Goku
shouted. He was wearing an archeologists outfit.
"Ummm...did I mention you sometimes scare me??? Anyway,guess I'll have to
find Frieza and Buu..."Vegeta said flying off.
"Piccolo,how much longer are you going to watch the TV???"Goku asked before
going on his exploration.
"SHHHHH. I'm watching the 4 month marathon of Digimon.It'll be over in a few
minutes."whispered Piccolo.
"Ok."said Goku as he started digging for hidden treasure.
Meanwhile at the MTV Music Video Awards...
"And the winner for the best video is...Kid Rock!!!Since he could'nt join us
today,we will call him at home."
::ring ring::
Tien:Hello???
Person:Hello Kid Rock!!!You just won the best video award!!!
Tien:Im sorry. You-...I mean...::doing perfect impersonation of Kid Rock::
Thank you very much!!!
Person:Who would you like to thank???
Tien:I'd like to thank my-
Britney Spears:That's not Kid Rock!!!Thats Tien!!!
Audience:Gasp!!
Tien:Master Roshi???(He is watching the awards and can see him)
Britney:Im not Master Roshi!!!I dont even know who that is!!!
Tien:That is the most pathetic disquise I've ever seen in my life.
Master Roshi:All right!!!I give up!!!
Audience:Gasp!!!
Person:We'll be right back after these messages...I hope...
At the bar...
"Nobody knows!!!How dry I am!!!"Vegeta,Frieza,and Buu all sing together
drunk.
"Give me another::hiccup::bar tender person."said Vegeta VERY drunk."Another
for all of us::hiccup::."
"Another one comin up."said the bar tender.
"Look at all the little ponies ::hiccup:: dancing round and round my head."
said Buu also VERY drunk.Vegeta fell back ward in his chair.
"I feel pretty!O so pretty!!I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!"Frieza shouted
before collapsing on top of Vegeta.Then Buu collapsed on top of them.
In the middle of nowhere...
"Now we shall see who deserves the title of Supreme Alpha Bald Midget!!"
yelled Chaotzu.
"All right!!!You asked for it!!!"KAAAAMEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEHA!!!!!"Krillin
shouted shooting at him. Chaotzu dodged it andlunged at Krillin. They started
throwing punches and kicks at each other.This went on for about 15 minutes.
"I'll show you!!YAAAAAA!!!"Chaotzu shouted. Krillin dodged this then got
ready for his next attack.
"Destructo disk!!!"Krillin yelled shooting it at Chaotzu. Chaotzu got cut in
half and Krillin ate him."Piccolo's right!!! He DOES taste like chicken!!"
Back at Goku's...
"I still cant find any treasure." Goku sighed.
"A little help please???"Piccolo asked.
"What's wrong,Piccolo??"Goku asked still digging.
"I can't move my arms or legs cause of watching TV nonstop for 4 months."
"Well...what do you want me to do???"Goku asked.
"HELP ME!!" Piccolo demanded.
"O."said Goku confused.
Vegeta woke up at the bar after Frieza and Buu left. Frieza woke up after Buu
and before Vegeta and had a little fun w/ the saiya-jin prince...
"Excuse me,are you Vegeta???"the bar tender asked.
"Yes."Vegeta said still w/ a major headache.
"You have a call from your wife."he said.
"Crap."said Vegeta.
THE END
**Some of that was'nt part of "the curse" but I liked it. This was pretty
funny to me.**