"MU-hu-ha-ha-ha" Chenalos, having completed the first of Fan Fiction, sits
defiantly at his throne, before his computer. Odd, and godless noises emanate
from the device. "Damn Winamp, why's it always get buggy with me?" His winamp
releasing sound from only one speaker, he abandons the program. Angered, he
loads notepad. "Time for Fan Fiction, Volume 2."
***SPELL-CHEKED-VERSION***
Pulp fiction: owned by Mirimax productions, written by Quentin Tarantino
Shinsheki Evangelion: Owned by GIANAX
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Released by ADV and ADV UK
Squat: owned by me
Sue: Someone else, please
Have you read "Pulp Evangelion"? A1-I-Bus liked "FAN FICTION" so much, he did a
a version of the same ideas. If you don't check out Pulp
Evangelion after reading this, we gonna wake up the gimp, and send Zed to your
house. Not really, but read it anyway it's great!
Spoiler alert, that's all I'm saying.
On with the show.
FAN
FICTION
-Chapter 2-
Contemplation
-------------
"What about this one?" asked Rei, holding a clothes hanger. On the hanger was a
see through black lace brassiere with matching panties.
Sitting on the carpet, Asuka sunk her head. The events of the day seemed to be
getting worse. She looked up at the clock in the lingerie store; 5:00:17, 5
hours, 31 minutes, and 43 seconds of virginity remaining. Already she felt
dirty. Asuka loves Nigouchi, but does she love that EVA more than her own
pride, and purity? Approaching the deadline seemed to make it worse. Asuka
looked at that clock on the wall, and every second past, became a second lost.
Rei was being helpful, in a destructive sort of way, getting Asuka prepped for
the moment of truth.
"Purple is my color, don't you think?" She said, holding up a violet sample of
lingerie', "Kaoru will love me in this."
"Well then at least someone is buying something today"
"Why are you so nervous about this thing Asuka?"
"I'm not nervous. If I were about to have sex, I would be nervous, but I'm not
sure if I'm going through with it."
"You've got a whole night to get to know him before that."
"ONE NIGHT!! I'VE GOT ONE NIGHT TO GET TO KNOW THE GUY WHO IS GONNA CRAM HIS
HARD MEAT IN MY SOFTEST OF PLACES!!!"
Everyone in the store remained perfectly still, and diverted their eyes to the
girl sitting on the floor. A sales-woman came to the girls' assistance.
"Can I help you with something ladies?"
"Are you armed?"
"Just looking for a cute little number for my friend here." interrupted Rei
"Is this for a certain young man in her life?" she said in a sweet voice
"Well, yes." Rei replied
"Oh, why that's just so wonderful, expressing the ultimate act of love to that
special someone. This is a wonderful chance for you young lady. Love is like a
seed, and only by caring for that seed can we women grow a good harvest. Can
you see yourself just a little while from now? Eventually, being blessed with a
newborn. Your true love will stand by you won't he? He won't wander into bars
or go gamble will he?"
Asuka and Rei exchanged a glance.
"When he says he loves you, you won't smell that potent sake, burning in his
mouth. I can see you're bound to be married, you won't have to drop out of
school to take care of that bundle of joy he STUCK you with. He will be a hard
worker, am I right? He won't watch reruns of "Endurance" or sit around in that
chair of his all day long. I'm sure this man won't ever find a cigar girl in a
strip club to knock around in your own bed when you're at work. He won't Hit
the road one day, leaving you with a crying child, a month of due rent, and
years of wasted life. WHY DO YOU GIRLS HAVE ALL THE DAMN LUCK!?!?!?"
The sales-woman ran to the back of the store in tears. Rei and Asuka remained
motionless, staring at the back exit. Fearing her return, Rei spoke up.
"Well I am going to get this violet sample. You seemed to like that rose one, I
feel we should buy it and go."
"I'll race you."
The 2010 Kitana pulled from the lingerie' shop, containing two girls, and two
bags each containing one sample of woman's undergarments, wraped in white tissue
paper. The car zoomed speedily down the street, and headed to Rei's apartment.
"Wait, make a turn up here on the left."
"Aren't we going to your place Rei?"
"Not tonight I have to meet...someone."
"Forget Kaoru tonight Rei, I need you with me on this thing."
"Asuka, there is no way that I am going to rob from your chemistry with Shinji."
"Chemistry? Chemistry? On the periodic table of elements, Shinji would rank
with the noble gasses as being completely inert."
Asuka made the turn.
"Why do you judge him just like that?" Rei said quietly, "I had never met Kaoru
before in my life. I gave myself to him, not even knowing who or what he was.
That bet paid off. I may have been lucky, he may have been looking for me, it
may have been fate, but now we each have one another.. You are in an even
better position, you can get to know him before you share yourself. That is an
important part of it, Asuka. I missed it, so I will probably pay the price down
the road, but you can make it right. You can get to know him and say; yes I'll
give it up for him, I'll be happy for both of you. Just remember, though, you
don't HAVE to do it. If it means loosing Your Eva, then that is what it means.
If you want to keep your virginity, but loose your Eva I will always respect you
for it."
"You are forgetting Gendo, I know he's not bluffing. I mean, If he said; 'I
know about Kaoru, break it off.' would you do it?"
"I think I'd have to say, yes. I do as I'm told. There is only one thing I
will not do when ordered."
"Yeah, and we both know what that is. You know, when you say that you would
drop Kaoru just like that, I might interpret that as you love Gendo more than
Kaoru."
"That's not an accurate way to say it, but there is some truth there. I have a
history with him that is hard to explain."
"What, are you his daughter?"
"No I'm not related to him, let's just say it's hard to explain."
"I thought we agreed not to hide things from one another."
"I'm sorry, Asuka, one day I promise, I will tell you; but this is hidden.. Let
me keep this."
Asuka remained on the road to Kaoru's. It burned inside her that she felt so
relaxed with Rei, that she could tell her anything and now suddenly, Rei is
keeping something from her. Still, overall she reguarded Rei as a friend and
treated her in the same tone.
"Ok, fine but you gotta tell me some day."
"I will, I promise."
The Kitana pulled into parking lot at Kaoru's apartment complex. The girls
stepped out. A lanky albino boy came out on the massive balcony on his floor.
He leaned over the railing, and waved to his girlfriend.
"Oi, Wondergirl! Good to see you. Who's the red-head?"
"She's Asuka, she's my partner."
"Hey, up there." screamed Asuka
"Well hello, you here to join us?"
Reis eyes grew in an almost maddened surprise.
"What's that supposed to mean? What kind of pervert are you?"
"I was thinking of going out to a movie or something. What was running through
your head, miss Ayanami?"
"Don't try to hide your intentions from me, you sick hentai! Now I don't know
if I wanna show you what I got in a store today." Rei replied, holding up her
purchase.
"Ahhhh, don't take it like that, come on up and have some tea, I only want
you...and whatever you got in that bag your holding."
Kaoru went back in the apartment and put some tea on. Rei and Asuka, meanwhile
bid farewell to one another. Asuka got in the car and started it up. She took
a deep breath, and sighed it out with depression. This was obviously going to
be a big night.
"Whatever happens tonight, Asuka, there is nothing that will make me loose
respect for you."
"Thanks Rei, you have a good night."
"Asuka?"
"Yes?"
"I just noticed my gun, that I used on the last job. It's in the back seat."
Asuka looked at the back seat, she diverted her look downward, and there it was,
lying on the floor.
"Ohhh, great! That would have looked real nice if we had gotten pulled over.."
"Just put it in the glove box, or somthing."
Asuka picked up the black gun, and placed it into the glovebox, locking it.
"Done."
"Ok then, have a nice time."
Asuka flipped the car in reverse, and pulled away, leaving Kaoru and Rei to
their night of passion. Not her business really, but the knowledge of Rei
finding someone gave her a certain tinge of happiness. Asuka drove to the
geofront.
Sitting in her Eva, she felt her body as the hum of it's interior reverberated
her skin and relaxed her muscles. She granted herself a moment of piece and
serenity in the Eva, letting go of all that had happened that day. The Eva
gives her peace, it gives her something to work for, and believe in. Then a
thought came to her mind. She thought that if she did sleep with Shinji, then
maybe her Eva would loose meaning. She that piloted the Eva before, was clean
and was waiting for the right time and person to fill her life, if she went with
Shinji, then maybe she'll just fill her life with whatever lets her keep the
Eva. That she is just a pilot, and will do anything to stay that way. This is
her test, 'to choose; life that will maintain a life of it's own, or life for
that which is to live..' That thought came to her head and it just confused
her. She stepped out of the ejected entry plug. Maya came on the intercom;
"You were doing just fine, until about 6:00, then you dropped 2 points."
"Tomorrow it will be different."
How different will tomorrow be? Tonight will tell.
6:55
The Car rolled up the driveway, just as planned, 5 minutes ahead of schedule..
Asuka was hungry, but didn't think much about eating at the time. She went to
the door and knocked on it.
"Hello? Shinji, you there?"
Shinji came to the door and opened it.
"Oh, uh, Hi Asuka, what are you um, up to?"
"Just in the neighborhood, so I thought you might like to go out tonight." Asuka
spoke, seemingly subdued.
"Well, uh... ummm, Wow! Uh, I mean I, uh, never thought that you would do uh,
something like this."
"Why not?"
"Uhh, well I always uhhh, thought, that you were, uhhm, out-out-out of my
league."
"Well, you don't know until you try."
"Yeah, I guess so."
The two stood silently for a moment at the door.
"Can I come in?"
"Ohhh, yeah, sure. Come in, have a seat."
"So, you don't have any other plans tonight?"
"Well, my dad said he would take me to see some sumo, but then at the last
minute he said he had to cancel."
Asuka's reaction was mixed, it was a perfect setup to be sure that Shinji would
be free, but COME ON, this is his son, and Gendo set him up. Thinking on these
things, she took her seat.
"You wanna see that tonight then?"
"Naa, I uh, wasn't that interested anyway. Fathers' always gotta be like
'Shinji, we are seeing the sumo tournament this Friday, be ready.'" He sighed,
"Well, he, uh, is the commander."
"Yeah, I guess so."
Yet another silent pause, yet again broken by Asuka.
"So where do you wanna go tonight."
"I dunno, there was this one place that I always wanted to go, but..."
"But what?"
"It's kinda, uhh, an uh, otaku joint. You wanna go, despite that?"
Asuka thought inquisitively to herself. She does not know the name of this
place, yet she is about to answer a yes or no question that decides the nights
outcome, on the behalf of this facet of it. Also, considering that the subject
at hand was the bosses son, the only right answer could be...
7:30 PM
The giant gun separated down the middle. Volts of electricity flew from one
peak to the other. The cannon began to roar with energy. Finally, the cannon
fired, a surge of light energy blasted out from between the guns outcrops.
Macross had successfully fired the main cannon. Asuka pulled up to the giant
space battle fortress, and parked beneath it's towering gun.
"So this is it?" she asked
"Yeah, _The Big Alien Samurai." said Shinji putting down his "SDAT" tape
player, "Home of all the classic anime shows. I told you it was a little bit of
an otaku joint, but I always wanted to try it."
Asuka looked up at the working model of the SDF-1. Again she wondered, 'Is this
how I want to spend my last hours as a virgin?' Her train of thought was broken
however, when Shinji spoke up.
"Nevermind, I can tell you don't like it."
Asuka didn't NOT like it, it just seemed a little unromantic. 'Unromantic?' she
thought, 'I wanted this to be romantic? No way! I'm with SHINJI for crying out
loud.' Her mind got a little eased to it. 'If I don't want romance, than I
atleast want fun.' she looked to the model one more time, and thought; 'This IS
fun.'
"What are you stupid? Let's get inside." she went right out of the car and to
the door. Shinji followed, with a faint smile on his face.
.....To be continued
What are you staring at? This is getting HUGE there is no way I can fit the
entire 'Jack Rabbit Slims' scene onto this one chapter. It would scare people
as to the length of it all. Then they would not read it.
If you still want to see the 'Jack Rabbit Slims' scene, read the next chapter of
"_Fan Fiction_": "My Dinner With Shinji"
Ha, ha, ha, wazzup?
Checkit,
YASEEE,
This you hear is Chen' gettin down with tha badness,
Me an A1-I-Bus, gonna kick it up an' wreck this.
Let me slam you with a message which I'm sure that you cannot miss.
Fan Fiction and Pulp Gelion: Boat load a' phatness!
Click the Titles to our storyz on the fiction page of S-DAT.
Read every line of text, and when you done, you better go back.
Read a few more times, an' I am sure you will agree that,
Neither a' these fanfics gotta single thing to call whack.
Let me tell you bout these storyz wit' some impropr diction.
Based on that cool movie by the title of "Pulp Fiction".
Whipped up wit the style of N-G-Evangelion.
Any better, an these fanfics would cause a lota friction.
Asuka and Rei got a relationship thas' friendly
Yes that's true, but don't mess with' em cause if you do they will get deadly
These is the coolest storyz you can see without a fee
So send all ya e-mails To A1-I and ME.
Ramemba' that.
Yeah, I said e-mail I WANT SOME!
Chenalos@aol.com
------
Vanilla Chenalos, Oh Veih!
I am the whitest thing on planet earth, I'm lucky I don't get
beat down for even trying to rap.
And I AIN'T no DAMN RACIST, TEFLOMAN7! A stereotypist at the worst.
------
defiantly at his throne, before his computer. Odd, and godless noises emanate
from the device. "Damn Winamp, why's it always get buggy with me?" His winamp
releasing sound from only one speaker, he abandons the program. Angered, he
loads notepad. "Time for Fan Fiction, Volume 2."
***SPELL-CHEKED-VERSION***
Pulp fiction: owned by Mirimax productions, written by Quentin Tarantino
Shinsheki Evangelion: Owned by GIANAX
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Released by ADV and ADV UK
Squat: owned by me
Sue: Someone else, please
Have you read "Pulp Evangelion"? A1-I-Bus liked "FAN FICTION" so much, he did a
a version of the same ideas. If you don't check out Pulp
Evangelion after reading this, we gonna wake up the gimp, and send Zed to your
house. Not really, but read it anyway it's great!
Spoiler alert, that's all I'm saying.
On with the show.
FAN
FICTION
-Chapter 2-
Contemplation
-------------
"What about this one?" asked Rei, holding a clothes hanger. On the hanger was a
see through black lace brassiere with matching panties.
Sitting on the carpet, Asuka sunk her head. The events of the day seemed to be
getting worse. She looked up at the clock in the lingerie store; 5:00:17, 5
hours, 31 minutes, and 43 seconds of virginity remaining. Already she felt
dirty. Asuka loves Nigouchi, but does she love that EVA more than her own
pride, and purity? Approaching the deadline seemed to make it worse. Asuka
looked at that clock on the wall, and every second past, became a second lost.
Rei was being helpful, in a destructive sort of way, getting Asuka prepped for
the moment of truth.
"Purple is my color, don't you think?" She said, holding up a violet sample of
lingerie', "Kaoru will love me in this."
"Well then at least someone is buying something today"
"Why are you so nervous about this thing Asuka?"
"I'm not nervous. If I were about to have sex, I would be nervous, but I'm not
sure if I'm going through with it."
"You've got a whole night to get to know him before that."
"ONE NIGHT!! I'VE GOT ONE NIGHT TO GET TO KNOW THE GUY WHO IS GONNA CRAM HIS
HARD MEAT IN MY SOFTEST OF PLACES!!!"
Everyone in the store remained perfectly still, and diverted their eyes to the
girl sitting on the floor. A sales-woman came to the girls' assistance.
"Can I help you with something ladies?"
"Are you armed?"
"Just looking for a cute little number for my friend here." interrupted Rei
"Is this for a certain young man in her life?" she said in a sweet voice
"Well, yes." Rei replied
"Oh, why that's just so wonderful, expressing the ultimate act of love to that
special someone. This is a wonderful chance for you young lady. Love is like a
seed, and only by caring for that seed can we women grow a good harvest. Can
you see yourself just a little while from now? Eventually, being blessed with a
newborn. Your true love will stand by you won't he? He won't wander into bars
or go gamble will he?"
Asuka and Rei exchanged a glance.
"When he says he loves you, you won't smell that potent sake, burning in his
mouth. I can see you're bound to be married, you won't have to drop out of
school to take care of that bundle of joy he STUCK you with. He will be a hard
worker, am I right? He won't watch reruns of "Endurance" or sit around in that
chair of his all day long. I'm sure this man won't ever find a cigar girl in a
strip club to knock around in your own bed when you're at work. He won't Hit
the road one day, leaving you with a crying child, a month of due rent, and
years of wasted life. WHY DO YOU GIRLS HAVE ALL THE DAMN LUCK!?!?!?"
The sales-woman ran to the back of the store in tears. Rei and Asuka remained
motionless, staring at the back exit. Fearing her return, Rei spoke up.
"Well I am going to get this violet sample. You seemed to like that rose one, I
feel we should buy it and go."
"I'll race you."
The 2010 Kitana pulled from the lingerie' shop, containing two girls, and two
bags each containing one sample of woman's undergarments, wraped in white tissue
paper. The car zoomed speedily down the street, and headed to Rei's apartment.
"Wait, make a turn up here on the left."
"Aren't we going to your place Rei?"
"Not tonight I have to meet...someone."
"Forget Kaoru tonight Rei, I need you with me on this thing."
"Asuka, there is no way that I am going to rob from your chemistry with Shinji."
"Chemistry? Chemistry? On the periodic table of elements, Shinji would rank
with the noble gasses as being completely inert."
Asuka made the turn.
"Why do you judge him just like that?" Rei said quietly, "I had never met Kaoru
before in my life. I gave myself to him, not even knowing who or what he was.
That bet paid off. I may have been lucky, he may have been looking for me, it
may have been fate, but now we each have one another.. You are in an even
better position, you can get to know him before you share yourself. That is an
important part of it, Asuka. I missed it, so I will probably pay the price down
the road, but you can make it right. You can get to know him and say; yes I'll
give it up for him, I'll be happy for both of you. Just remember, though, you
don't HAVE to do it. If it means loosing Your Eva, then that is what it means.
If you want to keep your virginity, but loose your Eva I will always respect you
for it."
"You are forgetting Gendo, I know he's not bluffing. I mean, If he said; 'I
know about Kaoru, break it off.' would you do it?"
"I think I'd have to say, yes. I do as I'm told. There is only one thing I
will not do when ordered."
"Yeah, and we both know what that is. You know, when you say that you would
drop Kaoru just like that, I might interpret that as you love Gendo more than
Kaoru."
"That's not an accurate way to say it, but there is some truth there. I have a
history with him that is hard to explain."
"What, are you his daughter?"
"No I'm not related to him, let's just say it's hard to explain."
"I thought we agreed not to hide things from one another."
"I'm sorry, Asuka, one day I promise, I will tell you; but this is hidden.. Let
me keep this."
Asuka remained on the road to Kaoru's. It burned inside her that she felt so
relaxed with Rei, that she could tell her anything and now suddenly, Rei is
keeping something from her. Still, overall she reguarded Rei as a friend and
treated her in the same tone.
"Ok, fine but you gotta tell me some day."
"I will, I promise."
The Kitana pulled into parking lot at Kaoru's apartment complex. The girls
stepped out. A lanky albino boy came out on the massive balcony on his floor.
He leaned over the railing, and waved to his girlfriend.
"Oi, Wondergirl! Good to see you. Who's the red-head?"
"She's Asuka, she's my partner."
"Hey, up there." screamed Asuka
"Well hello, you here to join us?"
Reis eyes grew in an almost maddened surprise.
"What's that supposed to mean? What kind of pervert are you?"
"I was thinking of going out to a movie or something. What was running through
your head, miss Ayanami?"
"Don't try to hide your intentions from me, you sick hentai! Now I don't know
if I wanna show you what I got in a store today." Rei replied, holding up her
purchase.
"Ahhhh, don't take it like that, come on up and have some tea, I only want
you...and whatever you got in that bag your holding."
Kaoru went back in the apartment and put some tea on. Rei and Asuka, meanwhile
bid farewell to one another. Asuka got in the car and started it up. She took
a deep breath, and sighed it out with depression. This was obviously going to
be a big night.
"Whatever happens tonight, Asuka, there is nothing that will make me loose
respect for you."
"Thanks Rei, you have a good night."
"Asuka?"
"Yes?"
"I just noticed my gun, that I used on the last job. It's in the back seat."
Asuka looked at the back seat, she diverted her look downward, and there it was,
lying on the floor.
"Ohhh, great! That would have looked real nice if we had gotten pulled over.."
"Just put it in the glove box, or somthing."
Asuka picked up the black gun, and placed it into the glovebox, locking it.
"Done."
"Ok then, have a nice time."
Asuka flipped the car in reverse, and pulled away, leaving Kaoru and Rei to
their night of passion. Not her business really, but the knowledge of Rei
finding someone gave her a certain tinge of happiness. Asuka drove to the
geofront.
Sitting in her Eva, she felt her body as the hum of it's interior reverberated
her skin and relaxed her muscles. She granted herself a moment of piece and
serenity in the Eva, letting go of all that had happened that day. The Eva
gives her peace, it gives her something to work for, and believe in. Then a
thought came to her mind. She thought that if she did sleep with Shinji, then
maybe her Eva would loose meaning. She that piloted the Eva before, was clean
and was waiting for the right time and person to fill her life, if she went with
Shinji, then maybe she'll just fill her life with whatever lets her keep the
Eva. That she is just a pilot, and will do anything to stay that way. This is
her test, 'to choose; life that will maintain a life of it's own, or life for
that which is to live..' That thought came to her head and it just confused
her. She stepped out of the ejected entry plug. Maya came on the intercom;
"You were doing just fine, until about 6:00, then you dropped 2 points."
"Tomorrow it will be different."
How different will tomorrow be? Tonight will tell.
6:55
The Car rolled up the driveway, just as planned, 5 minutes ahead of schedule..
Asuka was hungry, but didn't think much about eating at the time. She went to
the door and knocked on it.
"Hello? Shinji, you there?"
Shinji came to the door and opened it.
"Oh, uh, Hi Asuka, what are you um, up to?"
"Just in the neighborhood, so I thought you might like to go out tonight." Asuka
spoke, seemingly subdued.
"Well, uh... ummm, Wow! Uh, I mean I, uh, never thought that you would do uh,
something like this."
"Why not?"
"Uhh, well I always uhhh, thought, that you were, uhhm, out-out-out of my
league."
"Well, you don't know until you try."
"Yeah, I guess so."
The two stood silently for a moment at the door.
"Can I come in?"
"Ohhh, yeah, sure. Come in, have a seat."
"So, you don't have any other plans tonight?"
"Well, my dad said he would take me to see some sumo, but then at the last
minute he said he had to cancel."
Asuka's reaction was mixed, it was a perfect setup to be sure that Shinji would
be free, but COME ON, this is his son, and Gendo set him up. Thinking on these
things, she took her seat.
"You wanna see that tonight then?"
"Naa, I uh, wasn't that interested anyway. Fathers' always gotta be like
'Shinji, we are seeing the sumo tournament this Friday, be ready.'" He sighed,
"Well, he, uh, is the commander."
"Yeah, I guess so."
Yet another silent pause, yet again broken by Asuka.
"So where do you wanna go tonight."
"I dunno, there was this one place that I always wanted to go, but..."
"But what?"
"It's kinda, uhh, an uh, otaku joint. You wanna go, despite that?"
Asuka thought inquisitively to herself. She does not know the name of this
place, yet she is about to answer a yes or no question that decides the nights
outcome, on the behalf of this facet of it. Also, considering that the subject
at hand was the bosses son, the only right answer could be...
7:30 PM
The giant gun separated down the middle. Volts of electricity flew from one
peak to the other. The cannon began to roar with energy. Finally, the cannon
fired, a surge of light energy blasted out from between the guns outcrops.
Macross had successfully fired the main cannon. Asuka pulled up to the giant
space battle fortress, and parked beneath it's towering gun.
"So this is it?" she asked
"Yeah, _The Big Alien Samurai." said Shinji putting down his "SDAT" tape
player, "Home of all the classic anime shows. I told you it was a little bit of
an otaku joint, but I always wanted to try it."
Asuka looked up at the working model of the SDF-1. Again she wondered, 'Is this
how I want to spend my last hours as a virgin?' Her train of thought was broken
however, when Shinji spoke up.
"Nevermind, I can tell you don't like it."
Asuka didn't NOT like it, it just seemed a little unromantic. 'Unromantic?' she
thought, 'I wanted this to be romantic? No way! I'm with SHINJI for crying out
loud.' Her mind got a little eased to it. 'If I don't want romance, than I
atleast want fun.' she looked to the model one more time, and thought; 'This IS
fun.'
"What are you stupid? Let's get inside." she went right out of the car and to
the door. Shinji followed, with a faint smile on his face.
.....To be continued
What are you staring at? This is getting HUGE there is no way I can fit the
entire 'Jack Rabbit Slims' scene onto this one chapter. It would scare people
as to the length of it all. Then they would not read it.
If you still want to see the 'Jack Rabbit Slims' scene, read the next chapter of
"_Fan Fiction_": "My Dinner With Shinji"
Ha, ha, ha, wazzup?
Checkit,
YASEEE,
This you hear is Chen' gettin down with tha badness,
Me an A1-I-Bus, gonna kick it up an' wreck this.
Let me slam you with a message which I'm sure that you cannot miss.
Fan Fiction and Pulp Gelion: Boat load a' phatness!
Click the Titles to our storyz on the fiction page of S-DAT.
Read every line of text, and when you done, you better go back.
Read a few more times, an' I am sure you will agree that,
Neither a' these fanfics gotta single thing to call whack.
Let me tell you bout these storyz wit' some impropr diction.
Based on that cool movie by the title of "Pulp Fiction".
Whipped up wit the style of N-G-Evangelion.
Any better, an these fanfics would cause a lota friction.
Asuka and Rei got a relationship thas' friendly
Yes that's true, but don't mess with' em cause if you do they will get deadly
These is the coolest storyz you can see without a fee
So send all ya e-mails To A1-I and ME.
Ramemba' that.
Yeah, I said e-mail I WANT SOME!
Chenalos@aol.com
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Vanilla Chenalos, Oh Veih!
I am the whitest thing on planet earth, I'm lucky I don't get
beat down for even trying to rap.
And I AIN'T no DAMN RACIST, TEFLOMAN7! A stereotypist at the worst.
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