THE GUNDAM PILOTS GO TO AN IRISH PUB-PART 2
[This is a sequel , made by popular demand, to The Gundam Pilots Go To An Irish Pub! If you haven't read that one, you should, because there are parts of that one mentioned in here. This one takes up after that one(obviously), but now the Gundam Gals are in a little of the action! Enjoy!]
Duo: Come on, lassies! ( Duo was dragging Hilde and Relena through the doors of the Gundam Pilot's favorite Irish pub. As usual, he began to talk in with Irish accent.) We're gonna have a blast!
( The four other pilots and Dorothy, Sally, Noin, Cathy, Zechs and Treize all came in behind them.)
Relena: Heero! Come here and save me from the evil clutches of this disgusting monster! I thought I was here on a date with you!( Duo let go of her hand and thrust her onto a stool.)
Heero: Hn…(His face shriviled a little, and chills ran down his back, as a sign of utter disgust.)
Duo: Pssst! ( He whispered into Heero's ear.) I think we're gonna have to slip her a few extra brewsters to calm her down if you know what I mean, me lad! Hehehehe..
Heero: Hn… (This time, a slight menacing smile appeared on his face.)
Quatre: Hey! Everbody grab a stool! I'll order the drinks! How many each? About, umm, 3 or 4 maybe?
Trowa: Bartender, we need 10 beers a person over here!
Quatre: Trowa! You should be drinking that much in your condition!
Trowa: Zip it, Quatre, buddy. ( Trowa's leg was all bandaged, because of Quatre, who had shot him last time they were here.)
Quatre: Errr… sorry! I told you how sorry I was! I am really sorry! ( Quatre, always known for his repetitiveness..)
Duo: Ummm, yah! Anyways, here are our drinks! ( Everyone was sitting around the bar, from left to right it was Wufei, Treize, Zechs, Noin, Sally, Quatre, Trowa, Dorothy, Cathrine, Relena, Heero, Duo and Hilde. What a party!)
Heero: (Looks behind him.) Oh, my god!!! What the heck is he doing here?! That little bugger! OMAE O KOROSU! AHHHHH! ( He happened to notice that his * favorite * little leprauchaun statue was standing right behind him, the one that he threw out the window the last time they were here. He leaps off his stool and runs at the statue.)
Duo: Heero! ( Grabs Heero from behind.) At least wait until you've had a couple drinks!
Heero: Hn… maybe your right. It will be more fun then…
Relena: Duo! Get your dirty hands off my Hee-chan!
Heero: ( under his breath) ewwww, grooooooss…
Relena: Hn?
Heero: Nothing.
( Meanwhile, Zechs, Treize and Wufei have already drunk much of their beer supply, about 6 beers each.They are involved in a very heavy, and 'inteligent' conversation…)
Zechs: And then I heard that it was in a Leo MS!
Treize: Yes, and I believe there were roses there, red ones.. ( Treize like red roses. ^.^)
Wufei: Really? I heard he bought a book on it, snuck in, and…
Noin: ( Turns around) What are you three talking about?!
Zechs, Treize and Wufei all at once: PIE!
Noin: Okay… ( Turns back to talking to Sally.)
Wufei: ( Quietly) AMERICAN pie, hehehehe.
Zechs and Treize: Hehehehehe…
(Trowa is peacefully sitting properly at his stool. He has finished all ten drinks, and no side affects seems to have been brought apon him.)
Trowa: 'Scuse me, bartender? Can I get a few more thousand over here?
Bartender: Sure, pal.
Trowa: Pal? PAL? What is that supposed to mean? I am no friend of yours! I have no friends! I have no name either! NO ONE likes me! No one cares for me! I am just the quiet boy who people like to watch get knives thrown at him! Oooh, yah, EVERYONE likes a show where I can get killed! Hn? Yah? Am I RIGHT?!?!
Bartender: Ahhh… hm. ( Walks away very quickly.)
Trowa: Hehehe, am I great or what.
( Quatre, who had been watching all this seemed quite upset. By the way, he hasn't started drinking yet.)
Quatre: Trowa! That wasn't very nice! That wasn't like you at all! THIS is more like you.
( Quatre pulls a tiny bottle of hotel hair gel out of his pocket, squirts it all into his hand, and plays with his bangs a little, pulling them all in front of his face. When he finished, he had Trowa-bangs, just a lot shorter, and blonder..)
Quatre: See Trowa? THIS is like you!
Trowa: Hn…
Quatre: Oh! And this is like you too! ( Pulls a flute out of his pocket and starts to play his and Trowa's favorite duet.)
Trowa: How the hell….
Quatre: (Finishes the song.) See Trowa? THAT is like you!
Trowa: (Looks at Quatre, with his overly-gelled hair and flute in hand.) Where and why the heck did you bring those things?
Quatre: Um… ahh… hm….
Trowa: * Sweatdrop *
(Over to Cathrine and Dorothy. Both of them guzzled down their drinks as fast as they possible could, and at the moment they are both staring at Zechs on the opposite end.)
Catherine: Such pretty hair…
Dorothy: I know. I had a doll with hair like his when I was little. So pretty. Fun to braid, too.
Catherine: I know what you mean… ( Both girls look at eachother and jump off their stools.)
Treize: Umm, what are those ladies doing? They are running over here like there is no tomorrow.
Zechs: Hn? What? Ahhh! ( The two girls have each gotten hold of one of Zechs arms, and are dragging him over to a private booth.)
Catherine: Oh! Well make him so pretty! Trowa never lets me braid his bangs. This will be so much fun!
Zechs: Treize, Wufei help!
Wufei: What do you say? Should we?
Treize: I think you know what I'm thinking.
Treize and Wufei: Not a chance.
( Over to Duo, Heero, Relena and Hilde.)
Duo: Reeeeleeenaaaaa! You haven't touched one of your drinks yet!
Relena: Yes, Duo, I know. But who knows what you two could have done to them while I was in the bathroom?
Duo: Awwww, we didn't do nothing, lass. ( Duo, Heero and Hilde are all finished thei drinks. Hilde is slumped over in her seat toppled onto the island, with her head on her napkin.)
Relena: I can see what happened to poor Hilde over there, and I do not want that to happen to me too!
Duo: ( Whispers to Heero.) I think you ought to tempt her. You know we'll have more fun once she's out of it and snoozing like a baby, like Hilde over here. ( He pats Hilde on the head, and she snorts in her sleep.) Hehehehe…
Heero: Fine. Soooooo, Relena. Why don't you just take a few sips? You do trust me don't you? I promise Duo didn't do anything to your drink! ( It was Heero that drugged them. He leaned a bit closer to Relena.)
Relena: Well, maybe a little sip… I guess. If you really want me to, Heero.
Heero: Yes, Relena. I want you too. I want you to have fun tonight.
Relena: Do you want me to love you too?
Heero: (Chokes on his spit, then clears his throat, get's into character, and talkes to her.) Well, we'll see once you've had a few drinks.
Relena: ( Gives a sweetly sickening smile to Heero.) Alright Hee-chan, baby. I will. ( Grabs a drink from in front of her and chugs it whole, in one gulp.)
Duo: Holy…..
Heero: That's my girl. Now, just one more.. how about that one? On the right see? Closest to me? ( That's the one he drugged.)
Relena: Okeyyy! ( Chugs it too.)
( Relena suddenly puts down the glass, rocks back and forth in her chair, and falls flat-faced ontot the floor.)
Duo: Yeeeeeehaaaa! Now the fun is going to begin, baby! Blimey! I thought we'd never get rid of 'ah!
Heero: Hn… ( A happy hn…)
Duo: Let's have a party! Hey Heero, you had enough to drink? I think we ought to have a little visit with your friend…
Heero: Let's do it. ( They both jump off their stools and run at the statue. Heero picked it up by the feet, and Duo by the head.)
Duo: One the count of three, okay?
Heero: You got it.
Duo: Okay, 1…. ( swinging of the statue)…. 2……..( more swinging)…… 3!!!!!!( The launched the statue at the front window, which was just repaired, and it smashed the window to bits.)
Heero: YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duo: And it's Heero and Duo, winners for the second time round 'ere in the good 'ol pub! The crowd goes WILD! ( Duo started to run round and round the pub doing the wave on his own pretending to be a sports announcer. Apparently Heero had no idea what he was doing, and he ran over to Duo and links hands with him, doing the 'lava flow' with their arms.) We are the campions, my friend. And WEEEEE'LL keep on fighting 'till the end…!( Queen song, as if you didn't know..)
Duo: Whooo hoooo! Yahhhh! Ra-ra-shush-cabob!
Heero: La-la-your-name-is……… Rob?
Duo: I don't think that is how it goes Heero.
Heero: Well, I was never taught that song! I am uninformed, for the first time in my life! Duo! Hold me! ( He leans into Duo's arms, and Duo gives him a big-Barney-bear-hug. Barney bear?)
(Over to Trowa and Quatre. Quatre is still thinking about why he brought the hair gel and flute.)
Quatre: Trowa, I am truly sorry, but I have no idea why I brought them! I'm so sorry I made fun of you! Forgive me! I was, umm, drunk! Yah! That's it!
Trowa: Awwww, Quatre, when you put it that way… hey! Jerk! You haven't even started to drink yet!
Quatre: Oh, um, yah. Well, I am drunk off of second-hand alcohool!Yah! That it! You know how people can get lung cancer from of second-hand smoke? Well, it's the same thing with alcohool!
Trowa: Quatre, that is the most retarted thing I've ever heard. Now, tell me the truth.
Quatre: All, right. Trowa, please don't think I am a fool for saying this, but I wanted to be just like you. You know how gullible I am, and Duo said that if I acted like you, you'd like me more.
Trowa: Really, Quatre? I am truly touched. You are now forgivin, for making a fool of both of us, and shooting me. (Gives Quatre a hug.)
Quatre: Sucker… ( Quatre is not at ALL acting like himself tonight is he? Maybe there is a little second-hand alcohool going around…)
( Over to the screms coming from Zechs, and the giggles coming from Dorothy and Catherine.)
Zechs: Treize! Be the nobleman you know you are! Come and save me!
Treize: ( Sips his margurita.) Hn..hehehe.
Zechs: Wufei?
Wufei: Zechs, what do you think? They are only two weak onnas. Save yourself.
Dorothy: Wufei, you calling us weak? ( Lets go of Zechs hair, and the new braid she just made(they are doing his hair all in little tiny braids, with pink bows at the ends) and steps up from her seat at the booth.) Catherine, I believe this ass just insulted us. I wonder if he knows what we do to people who insult us?
Catherine: ( Gets up from the booth too, leaving Zechs alone on a bench. He jumps off and runs out the door, with his hair half done in braids.) Dorothy, I do not believe he does. Lets not tell him. Just get him!
( The two ladies run after Wufei, who jumps off his stool, and out the door after Zechs.)
Wufei: Zechs! Wait up!
(Over to Noin and Sally. Hey! We haven't taken a looksie to see what they are doing! They are both looking a bit green and slumping over the counter. I guess they got a little bored, and, well, there is not much you can do in this pub, so they spent all their time doing chugging contests.)
Noin: Two..hic!…more over….hic!… h-h-here, bartender. Hehehehe..hic!…hehehehe….
Sally: Three..hic!..for me…hic!
Noin: Yah? Four for.. hic!…me.
Sally: Oh yah?! Hic! Ten for me!
Noin: Hic! Twenty!
Sally: Hic! Thirty!
Noin: F-fourty!
Sally: Hic! Sixty-hic!-nine!
Noin: Why not fivety?
Sally: Oh, I forgot that number. Fivety!
Noin: It's over. I's..hic!…done. I won, you lost. Bwahahaha! Hey, check out Trowa, Quatre, Duo and Heero.
(Trowa and Quatre are playing with Relena and Hilde's hair. Trowa was using Quatre's left over hair gel, that happened to be all in his hair, on Hilde making it dangerously pointed, and on Relena they were trying to get her bangs to stick straight up. Quatre was coloring on their faces with a red marker. Don't ask me where he got it!)
Quatre: Makeup, makeup, pretty, pretty…
Trowa: Quatre, I think you played dress-up way too many times with those sisters of yours…
Quatre: Hey, what's an only male child to do? Eh?
Trowa: Good point… but not as good as this one. ( He just put another spike in Hilde's hair.hehe, get it? Good * point* hehehe? Well, I thought it was funny…)
(Now, over to Duo and Heero. They are at the front of the pub singing kareoke. I don't know how Duo did it, but he's got Heero a-singing, and a-singing he is doing. J )
Heero: Babe.
Duo: I got you babe.
Heero and Duo: I got you babe…… ( You know, the Sonny and Cher song..)
Duo: Yah! Let's sing another one. Ummm, here. ( Pointing to the top of the list of songs.) This one's good. Do you know it, Heero?
Heero: Do I know it? I was brought up to this song!
Duo: K! One, two, a one, two, three, four..
Heero: (Music starts to play.) Ooooo, you can dance! You can jive! Having the time of your life! Oooo! See that girl! Watch that scene! Digin' the dancing queen!
Duo: Go Heero, go Heero…
Heero: Friday night and the lights are low, looking out for a place to go….(He's singing Dancing Queen, just to let you know.)
( Hehehe, go Heero! , go Heero! When Heero finished the song he and Duo left the pub.)
What will happen next time, and what song can Heero possibly want to sing now? Will Relena and Hilde get all the gel out of their hair? Are Wufei and Zechs safe from Catherine and Dorothy? And what other mischeif can Trowa and Quatre possible get into?! Find out next time!
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