DBZ Hits Hollywood
Authors Note:I had to do this...dont sue me!! Theres songs,movies,TV shows,
and commercials!!!
How Saiya-jin Prince Vegeta Eats A Reeses Peanut Butter Cup...
Vegeta is shown holding a Reeses. He throws it and blurs in front of it and
catches it in his mouth. Then Goku comes up to him and says
Goku:Can I have one????
Vegeta:No!!!ITS MINE!!!
Narrator:Theres no wrong way...::fighting heard in background::to eat a
reeses.
Vegeta Pepsi Commercial
Vegeta and Pepsi Girl are shown walking down the street.
Vegeta and Pepsi Girl Singing: Baba ba baba baba ba baba the joy of cola joy
of bubbles joy of fun joy of pepsi on your tongue the greatest taste
sensation under the sun!!!
Vegeta sees Goku drinking Coke and blasts it to the next dimension. Then he
blasts the Pepsi girl to the next dimension so he can have her Pepsi. Then
hes shown walking down the street drinking them while the Pepsi logo shows
up on the screen.
The Powerpuff Girls(DBZ Style)
Narrator:Sugar...spice...and everything nice...these were the ingridients
to create the perfect little girl...but professor Bulma accidentally added
an extra ingredient...chemical X!!!...Thus creating the saiya-jinpuff girls
!!!...Bra,Pan,and Marron have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and
the forces of evil!!!
Powerpuff beginning song plays. The saiya-jinpuff girls start beating the
crap out of Mojo Buu,the Ginyu gang,and fuzzy freiza(Mojo jojo=Majin Buu
Gang Green Gang=Ginyu Force Fuzzy Lumpkins=Freiza). Then the powerpuff logo
comes up on the screen.
The Lion King DBZ cast
Simba-Gohan
Nala-Videl
Mufasa-Goku
Sirabi-Chi Chi
Zazu-Krillin
Scar-Freeza
Hyenas-Radditz,Nappa,and Vegeta
Timon-Trunks
Pumba-Goten
Rafiki-Piccolo
Extra Lionesses-Bulma,Bra,Pan,Marron,and #18
Extra Hyenas-Anonymous Saiya-jins
Sailor Goku
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning battles by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one Sailor Goku
He will never turn his back on a friend
He is always there to defend
He is the one of whom we can depend
He is the one Sailor...
Sailor Gohan!!
Sailor Piccolo!!
Sailor Vegeta!!
Sailor Krillin!!
Secret powers all so new to him
He is the one Sailor Goku
::Music::
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning battles by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one Sailor Goku
He is the one Sailor Goku
He is the one...Sailor Goku!!!
Who Do You Think You Are...as sung by Vegeta and Goku
(only Sailor Moon fans would know this one...even if you dont know the song
its still funny...Vegeta and Goku arguing over whos better...thats gotta be
good!!)
Vegeta:
You say you're cool and you're strong
You say you'll lead and I should tag along
But you're too nice,you're just a mess
W/ an IQ of negative 5 or less
Goku:
You say you're best,saiya-jin prince
And you wont stop saying that Im so dense
So all you've got is your pride
You're hiding way down deep inside
Chorus:(Goku)
Who do you think you are(who do you think you are)
Who do you think you are(who do you think you are)
Say you're the best by far(who do you think you are)
Who do you think you are
Goku:
When its time to stand and fight
You decide to just kill everyone in sight
You act like you just dont care
but I know you love your family so there
Vegeta:
You're a baka,Kakkarot
and dont deny that you just eat alot
If you saw a needle you would run
just like a coward cause you're just dumb
Chorus(Vegeta)
Guitar,Groove,Solo
Both:
I hope you know,if today it doesnt show,you are my friend(you are my friend)
That doesnt mean that when we've had it we wont go at it again and again!
Goku:
You've got brains,but I've got guts
Vegeta:
If Im a pain,well,you're a clutz((had to keep that))
Both:
Its insane how we drive each other nutz(Its true!)
Chorus(both)
Repeat Chorus
Talking:
Vegeta-I cant believe you say you're stronger
Goku-O yea?? I got you out of plenty of messes before
Vegeta-Thats nothing compared to the mess you make when you eat
Goku-I do not
Vegeta-Do too
Goku-Do not
Vegeta-Do too
Goku-Well Im stronger and thats that
Vegeta-Well why should I listen to a baka like you??
Goku-Maybe cause Im Goku the one who always saves your butt
Vegeta-Well all I know is,you must've forgot Im the saiya-jin prince!!!
(fading)
What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar??
Person:Hey Vegeta!!! What would you do for a Klondike bar??
Vegeta blasts the person to the next dimension and grabs the Klondike bar.
Vegeta:That.
Thats all!!!For now...I might make a DBZ Hits Hollywood 2!! If I get enough
reviews for this one I will...if I dont I suspect not many of you like it
so there'll be no point of making a second. I'm thinking of making another
story on the series of Vegetas problems. It might be a while before that
comes out if I make one. Buh-bye for now!!
Authors Note:I had to do this...dont sue me!! Theres songs,movies,TV shows,
and commercials!!!
How Saiya-jin Prince Vegeta Eats A Reeses Peanut Butter Cup...
Vegeta is shown holding a Reeses. He throws it and blurs in front of it and
catches it in his mouth. Then Goku comes up to him and says
Goku:Can I have one????
Vegeta:No!!!ITS MINE!!!
Narrator:Theres no wrong way...::fighting heard in background::to eat a
reeses.
Vegeta Pepsi Commercial
Vegeta and Pepsi Girl are shown walking down the street.
Vegeta and Pepsi Girl Singing: Baba ba baba baba ba baba the joy of cola joy
of bubbles joy of fun joy of pepsi on your tongue the greatest taste
sensation under the sun!!!
Vegeta sees Goku drinking Coke and blasts it to the next dimension. Then he
blasts the Pepsi girl to the next dimension so he can have her Pepsi. Then
hes shown walking down the street drinking them while the Pepsi logo shows
up on the screen.
The Powerpuff Girls(DBZ Style)
Narrator:Sugar...spice...and everything nice...these were the ingridients
to create the perfect little girl...but professor Bulma accidentally added
an extra ingredient...chemical X!!!...Thus creating the saiya-jinpuff girls
!!!...Bra,Pan,and Marron have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and
the forces of evil!!!
Powerpuff beginning song plays. The saiya-jinpuff girls start beating the
crap out of Mojo Buu,the Ginyu gang,and fuzzy freiza(Mojo jojo=Majin Buu
Gang Green Gang=Ginyu Force Fuzzy Lumpkins=Freiza). Then the powerpuff logo
comes up on the screen.
The Lion King DBZ cast
Simba-Gohan
Nala-Videl
Mufasa-Goku
Sirabi-Chi Chi
Zazu-Krillin
Scar-Freeza
Hyenas-Radditz,Nappa,and Vegeta
Timon-Trunks
Pumba-Goten
Rafiki-Piccolo
Extra Lionesses-Bulma,Bra,Pan,Marron,and #18
Extra Hyenas-Anonymous Saiya-jins
Sailor Goku
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning battles by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one Sailor Goku
He will never turn his back on a friend
He is always there to defend
He is the one of whom we can depend
He is the one Sailor...
Sailor Gohan!!
Sailor Piccolo!!
Sailor Vegeta!!
Sailor Krillin!!
Secret powers all so new to him
He is the one Sailor Goku
::Music::
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning battles by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one Sailor Goku
He is the one Sailor Goku
He is the one...Sailor Goku!!!
Who Do You Think You Are...as sung by Vegeta and Goku
(only Sailor Moon fans would know this one...even if you dont know the song
its still funny...Vegeta and Goku arguing over whos better...thats gotta be
good!!)
Vegeta:
You say you're cool and you're strong
You say you'll lead and I should tag along
But you're too nice,you're just a mess
W/ an IQ of negative 5 or less
Goku:
You say you're best,saiya-jin prince
And you wont stop saying that Im so dense
So all you've got is your pride
You're hiding way down deep inside
Chorus:(Goku)
Who do you think you are(who do you think you are)
Who do you think you are(who do you think you are)
Say you're the best by far(who do you think you are)
Who do you think you are
Goku:
When its time to stand and fight
You decide to just kill everyone in sight
You act like you just dont care
but I know you love your family so there
Vegeta:
You're a baka,Kakkarot
and dont deny that you just eat alot
If you saw a needle you would run
just like a coward cause you're just dumb
Chorus(Vegeta)
Guitar,Groove,Solo
Both:
I hope you know,if today it doesnt show,you are my friend(you are my friend)
That doesnt mean that when we've had it we wont go at it again and again!
Goku:
You've got brains,but I've got guts
Vegeta:
If Im a pain,well,you're a clutz((had to keep that))
Both:
Its insane how we drive each other nutz(Its true!)
Chorus(both)
Repeat Chorus
Talking:
Vegeta-I cant believe you say you're stronger
Goku-O yea?? I got you out of plenty of messes before
Vegeta-Thats nothing compared to the mess you make when you eat
Goku-I do not
Vegeta-Do too
Goku-Do not
Vegeta-Do too
Goku-Well Im stronger and thats that
Vegeta-Well why should I listen to a baka like you??
Goku-Maybe cause Im Goku the one who always saves your butt
Vegeta-Well all I know is,you must've forgot Im the saiya-jin prince!!!
(fading)
What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar??
Person:Hey Vegeta!!! What would you do for a Klondike bar??
Vegeta blasts the person to the next dimension and grabs the Klondike bar.
Vegeta:That.
Thats all!!!For now...I might make a DBZ Hits Hollywood 2!! If I get enough
reviews for this one I will...if I dont I suspect not many of you like it
so there'll be no point of making a second. I'm thinking of making another
story on the series of Vegetas problems. It might be a while before that
comes out if I make one. Buh-bye for now!!