DBZ Hits Hollywood...2

Authors Note:I said if I got enough reviews I would make the 2nd...so I
thought that as soon as I had seven Ill make the 2nd...and I got seven!!! So
here it is...


Pocahontas

Pocahontas-Bulma

John Smith-Vegeta(that would be a sight to see)

Meeko-Oolong

Flit-Puar

Ratcliff-Piccolo(thats just plain silly)

Percy-Goku(Goku is Piccolos pet??)

Pocahontas's Daddy-Dr.Briefs

Pocahontas's Best Friend-Chi Chi(So Chi Chi is married to Piccolos pet dog?)

Grandmother Willow-Master Roshis witch sister(ok...)

Thomas-Gohan

That guy Pocahontas's daddy was gonna make her marry-Mirai Trunks(No wonder
she didnt wanna marry him...)

Other indians-Krillin,Master Roshi,Yamcha,Tien,Chaotzu(talk about war paint)
,Goten,and Trunks

Other Pilgrim people whatever theyre called-Nappa,Radditz,Bardock,and other
saiya-jins


What Would Goku Do For A Klondike Bar???

Person:Goku,what would you do for a Klondike bar???

Goku:Mmmmm.Chocolate.Gimme gimme gimme!!

Goku chases person around till he catches him and takes the Klondike bar and
eats it.

Goku:Yummy. Got another??

Person:No

Goku:Gimme another!!!

Person:Ok!!! Just get off of me!!!


DBZ Action Figures

Kids are running around playing w/ DBZ action figures. Suddenly something
busts through the studio roof. Its Goku,Vegeta,Trunks,Gohan,Goten,Piccolo,
and Krillin.

Vegeta:How dare you people say these "things" are supposed to look like us!
They are the ugliest peices of crap Ive ever seen!!!

Goku:Yea. And...well...they're just stupid.

Vegeta:Ill take care of saying the insults,ok?? Im better at it. Anyway, you
better run for your pathetic lives because...what the hell are you doing,
Piccolo???

Piccolo is holding a Vegeta action figure in one hand and a Piccolo one in
the other.

Piccolo:(Vegeta Doll) O no Piccolo please dont hurt me!!(Piccolo doll)Ha ha
die Vegeta!!!

He starts moving them around like they're fighting. Vegeta's getting pretty
mad by now. Piccolo throws the toy Vegeta in the air and it hits Vegeta in
the head. Vegeta starts beating Piccolo up. Goku goes and tries to stop
them.

Trunks:I guess we'll have to kill the other guys that were doing the action
figure commercial by ourselves...

Goten:Looks like it.

Trunks,Goten,Krillin,and Gohan go off to kill the commercial people.


Huggies

Baby trunks is on Mr. Popos magic carpet laughing. Hes like trying to catch
some butterfly.

Narrator Guy:Huggies protects against leaks and...::zap::

It shows baby Trunks again and a zapped butterfly on the ground.

Baby Trunks:Hee hee.

Narrator Guy:Ok...anyway its the choice of babies everywhere.

Baby Trunks:Huggies stink!!! Me not like.

Narrator Guy:Whatever...I quit...


Celebrity Deathmatch

Jonny:Hello and welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch!! Im Jonny Gomez!!

Nick:And Im Nick Diamond!!

Jonny:We've got a great show tonight!!! In the first round itll be Goten vs.
Trunks!!

Nick:And in the second round itll be the Saiya-jin Wives Duel!!! The woman
w/ an attitude Chi Chi and the bad cook Bulma!!!

Jonny:And for our Main Event the 2 most loved saiya-jins...Goku vs. Vegeta!!

Nick:Lets go to the ring!!

The ring is shown w/ Goten and Trunks in opposite corners getting ready.

Jonny:They might act like best friends on TV...but they really despise each
other. The only reason they actually work together is cause of the pay.

Nick:They look ready to tear each other apart Jonny!!

Mills Lane:Yall know the rules. Lets get it on!!

Trunks:Look behind you Goten!!

Goten looks behind him.

Nick:Ooh!! Look at that punch right in the back!!

Jonny:You know that had to hurt.

Trunks:This proves that you dont have to act when the director says to act
dense on the show.

Goten:Shut up you purple haired freak!!

::Bunch of punching and hitting between them::

Jonny:Look at them go!!

Goten:Kamehame Ha!!!

Trunks gets blasted into the audience. He goes ssj. Goten does also.

Trunks:Ill show you!!Yaaa!!

Trunks blasts something at Goten and Goten goes to the "next dimension".

Mills Lane:And the winner is Trunks!!

Girls:Yea!!!!!

Next match Chi Chi vs. Bulma in DBZ Hits Hollywood 3