DBZ Hits Hollywood 4
Authors Note:This will mark the last Celebrity Deathmatch in DBZ Hits
Hollywood history. Dont get sad. Ive got new stuff!!! Are you ready????Good!
Now lets get started,shall we???
Cotton
Vegeta is shown training in his spandex. Hes jumping around and stuff in the
gravity room like he always does. Some soft crappy music is playing in the
background.
::Cut Scene::
Shows Gohan studying in his room. Hes wearing jeans and a tshirt. Soft crappy
music still playing in background.
::Cut Scene::
Now shows Bulma in her lab working. She has on a labcoat w/ a shirt and pants
under it. Shes concentrating real hard. Soft Crappy music STILL playing.
Guy:Cotton-the fabric of our lives.
Celebrity Deathmatch Match 3
Jonny:And for our main event,Goku vs. Vegeta!!!!
Nick:And here they come now.
Vegeta and Goku walk into the ring and get in their corners. Did I mention
they have a collar and leash around their necks and trying to go at each
others throats???
Mills Lane:All right. I want a good clean fight. Lets get it on!
They are released and trying to kill each other by punching and kicking and
stuff.
Vegeta:Is that the best you can do,Kakkarot????
Goku:I'll show you troll-boy!!!
Vegeta:Troll-boy?????No one calls me troll-boy and lives!!!Final Flash!!!!
Vegeta hits Goku and he gets knocked down on the floor of the ring. Vegeta
towards Gokus neck to make the final blow,but,Goku rolled out of the way and
Vegeta crashes into the floor.
Goku:Uh,are you ok??
Vegeta:Help me find my teeth.I think they landed over there.
Goku:Where??
Goku turned around and Vegeta kicked him in the head.
Goku:Owie.
Vegeta:Die!! Gallet gun!!!
Vegeta shot the gallet gun and Goku blocked w/ a kamehameha...sound familiar?
Vegeta:Just forget this. I know what happened last time we did this.
Vegeta stopped and quickly moved. Then a bunch of the audience exploded when
it hit.
FUNimation:But the people got away. Lets write that in. And we better censor
when Vegeta kicked Goku. And when Vegeta said die.
Vegeta:Why dont you people shut up!!! It's staying the way it is. You people
stink. You even censored Gohan's tears when Raditz was holding him and he was
crying.(They actually did that!!!At the end of the story I'll tell you where
I got that info.)You suck!!!Final Flash!!!
And so was the end of FUNimation.(Yes!!)
Goku:You wanna finish this or not???
Vegeta:Yea.
Then a boulder fell on Vegeta's head.
Vegeta(from under boulder):Wrong fic you baka.
Prince Vegeta:Sorry.
Then the boulder was gone and they started kicking each other again.
Finally Vegeta got an idea.
Vegeta:Kakkarot!!!Look!!!Behind you!!!!Its a giant cookie!!!!
Goku:COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku turned around. Vegeta blasted him and he was dead.
Mills Lane:And the winner is Ve-
Goku:KAAAAAA
Vegeta:Uh oh.
Goku:MEEEEEE
Vegeta:Im in trouble.
Goku:HAAAAAA
Vegeta:Help!
Goku:MEEEEEE
Vegeta(squeaking):Mommy?
Goku:HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Then Vegeta was gone.
Mills Lane:Goku is the winner!
Crowd:Yea!!
Jonny:That was good.
Nick:Better than Ive ever seen.
Jonny:Well,good fight,good night!
::Credits::
After show...
Goku:You can come out now,Vegeta.
Vegeta:Im glad I sent my evil twin instead.
Goku:Me too. TOEI Animation said It would be better if we did this so they
would'nt have to find a replacement for you.
Vegeta:No one could ever replace the mighty saiya-jin prince!!
Goku:Yea,whatever.
What Would Bra Do For A Klondike Bar???
Person:What would you do for a klondike bar Bra???
Bra:Ummm...I know!!!
Gives him sad puppy eyes.
Bra:May I pwetty pwetty pwease have the kwondike bar,mister???
Person:Awwwwwww.Sure.
Bra:Thank you vewy much.
Then Bra skips off very happily.
Person:Shes so cute.
Vegeta Coast To Coast 2
Vegeta:Welcome to Vegeta Coast To Coast. Im your really strong host Vegeta.
Goku:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Vegeta:What in the name of Kami is so funny???
Goku:You might be strong but Im stronger.
Vegeta:I'll take care of you later. Piccolo,play me to the desk.
Piccolo:No way! I wanna go home.
Vegeta:You have to play me to the desk.
Piccolo:You have to play me to the desk.
Vegeta:No I dont.
Piccolo:No I dont.
Vegeta:Stop it.
Piccolo:Stop it.
Vegeta:Im a baka.
Piccolo:You're a baka.
Vegeta:No Im not!!
Piccolo:You just said you were.
Vegeta:Play me to the desk!!!!
Piccolo:Ok.
Piccolo played Vegeta to the desk.
Vegeta:Whos our first guest,Kakkarot????
Goku is playing a video game on his little tv screen thing.Mario Party to be
exact.
Goku:I dunno.
Vegeta:Well,then find out!!
Goku:Hold on. I gotta win this game.
Vegeta blurs into Gokus little room and blasts the nintendo 64 to only Kami
knows where.
Goku:Hey!!!
Vegeta:Who is the next guest?????
Goku:It's...Bill Gates.
Vegeta:Who the HFIL is Bill Gates???
Goku:The owner of Microsoft.
Vegeta:Whats Microsoft???
Goku:A computer company.
Vegeta:When did you get so smart???Wait,dont answer that.Just send the guest
in.
Vegeta blurred back to the desk and Goku sent in Bill Gates.
Bill Gates:Hello.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Vegeta blasted Bill Gates to another dimension.
Vegeta:Kakkarot,keep sending guests in till I find an interesting one.
Goku:Ok...
Pikachu:Pika,Pi!!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Buttercup(dreamy-like):Hi Vegeta.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Po:Hi!!Im a teletubbie!!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Poodle:Arf!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Piccolo:This is gonna take a while,isnt it???
::cut scene::
Goku is playing on his color Gameboy.
Goku:Ha!!Im winning!!Die Vegeta!!Im gonna call Brian Drummond...
::cut scene::
Darien:I have amnesia.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Bill Clinton:I did not have sexual relations w/ that woman.
Vegeta:Hey!!We have something in common!!DIE!!!!(Get it??)
FUNimation:He-
Vegeta:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricky Martin:Livin' La Vida Loca!!!
Vegeta:Yea!!Im livin Vegeta loca!!!DIE!!!!!
Nappa:Where am I??
Vegeta:Didnt I already kill you??
Nappa:I faked my death.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Gilligan:Wheres the movie star??
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Zarbon:Hey!
Vegeta:What are YOU doing here??
Zarbon:I have a message from Frieza.
Vegeta:Hurry up.Im on a tight schedule.
Zarbon:He says to meet him in your dressing room after the show.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sick dawg.
::cut scene::
Goku:Hey Brian!!
Brian:What do you want now?????
Goku:Imitate Vegeta again!!!
Brian:No!
Goku:Puh-lease???
Brian:No!
Goku:Will you imitate Zechs Merquise???
Brian:Ok.
::cut scene::
Piccolo:Im thirsty.
Vegeta:Im busy now SHUT UP!!!
Relena:Where am I???Im scared.
Vegeta:Who in the-
Relena:HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Lambchop:This is the song that never ends...
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Piccolo:Im still thirsty.
Vegeta:Then get some freakin water.
Piccolo:Ok.
Britney Spears:Oops I d-
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Elvis:Thank you very much.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
::cut scene::
Goku:Who can I call now???Hmmmmm.....I know!!
Goku pushes up his little lever.
Dee Dee:Hi Goku!!!
Goku:Lets color!!!!!!!!
Dee Dee:Ok!!
Goku:Coloring,coloring,coloring fairy princess!!
::cut scene::
Vegeta:All of these guests stink!!
Piccolo walks back to his little piano thing w/ a cup of water.
Piccolo:Yummy water.
Vegeta:Kakkarot!!!Where are the rest of the guests????
Goku says nothing.
Vegeta:KAKKAROT!!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????
Goku:Coloring...
Vegeta:KEEP SENDING IN GUESTS!!!!!
Goku:Ok...
Vegeta flies back to his desk.
Dorothy:I dont think we are in Kansas anymore...
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Chaotzu:....
Vegeta:YUMMY!!
Vegeta flies toward the Chaotzu just to crash into the little TV thing Chaotzu
is in.
Vegeta:Dang...
::credits::
Piccolo Poker
Prince Vegeta:Hello!!Are you sick of annoying green men named Piccolo???Then
buy this today!!! The deluxe Piccolo Poker only $9999.99!!!If you call within
the next hour you'll also get a FREE Vegeta Vaporizer!!!!!Perfect for
vaporizing saiya-jin princes w/.Buy it now. Call 1-800-PICCOLO. Batteries not
included.
END
Authors Note:This will mark the last Celebrity Deathmatch in DBZ Hits
Hollywood history. Dont get sad. Ive got new stuff!!! Are you ready????Good!
Now lets get started,shall we???
Cotton
Vegeta is shown training in his spandex. Hes jumping around and stuff in the
gravity room like he always does. Some soft crappy music is playing in the
background.
::Cut Scene::
Shows Gohan studying in his room. Hes wearing jeans and a tshirt. Soft crappy
music still playing in background.
::Cut Scene::
Now shows Bulma in her lab working. She has on a labcoat w/ a shirt and pants
under it. Shes concentrating real hard. Soft Crappy music STILL playing.
Guy:Cotton-the fabric of our lives.
Celebrity Deathmatch Match 3
Jonny:And for our main event,Goku vs. Vegeta!!!!
Nick:And here they come now.
Vegeta and Goku walk into the ring and get in their corners. Did I mention
they have a collar and leash around their necks and trying to go at each
others throats???
Mills Lane:All right. I want a good clean fight. Lets get it on!
They are released and trying to kill each other by punching and kicking and
stuff.
Vegeta:Is that the best you can do,Kakkarot????
Goku:I'll show you troll-boy!!!
Vegeta:Troll-boy?????No one calls me troll-boy and lives!!!Final Flash!!!!
Vegeta hits Goku and he gets knocked down on the floor of the ring. Vegeta
towards Gokus neck to make the final blow,but,Goku rolled out of the way and
Vegeta crashes into the floor.
Goku:Uh,are you ok??
Vegeta:Help me find my teeth.I think they landed over there.
Goku:Where??
Goku turned around and Vegeta kicked him in the head.
Goku:Owie.
Vegeta:Die!! Gallet gun!!!
Vegeta shot the gallet gun and Goku blocked w/ a kamehameha...sound familiar?
Vegeta:Just forget this. I know what happened last time we did this.
Vegeta stopped and quickly moved. Then a bunch of the audience exploded when
it hit.
FUNimation:But the people got away. Lets write that in. And we better censor
when Vegeta kicked Goku. And when Vegeta said die.
Vegeta:Why dont you people shut up!!! It's staying the way it is. You people
stink. You even censored Gohan's tears when Raditz was holding him and he was
crying.(They actually did that!!!At the end of the story I'll tell you where
I got that info.)You suck!!!Final Flash!!!
And so was the end of FUNimation.(Yes!!)
Goku:You wanna finish this or not???
Vegeta:Yea.
Then a boulder fell on Vegeta's head.
Vegeta(from under boulder):Wrong fic you baka.
Prince Vegeta:Sorry.
Then the boulder was gone and they started kicking each other again.
Finally Vegeta got an idea.
Vegeta:Kakkarot!!!Look!!!Behind you!!!!Its a giant cookie!!!!
Goku:COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku turned around. Vegeta blasted him and he was dead.
Mills Lane:And the winner is Ve-
Goku:KAAAAAA
Vegeta:Uh oh.
Goku:MEEEEEE
Vegeta:Im in trouble.
Goku:HAAAAAA
Vegeta:Help!
Goku:MEEEEEE
Vegeta(squeaking):Mommy?
Goku:HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Then Vegeta was gone.
Mills Lane:Goku is the winner!
Crowd:Yea!!
Jonny:That was good.
Nick:Better than Ive ever seen.
Jonny:Well,good fight,good night!
::Credits::
After show...
Goku:You can come out now,Vegeta.
Vegeta:Im glad I sent my evil twin instead.
Goku:Me too. TOEI Animation said It would be better if we did this so they
would'nt have to find a replacement for you.
Vegeta:No one could ever replace the mighty saiya-jin prince!!
Goku:Yea,whatever.
What Would Bra Do For A Klondike Bar???
Person:What would you do for a klondike bar Bra???
Bra:Ummm...I know!!!
Gives him sad puppy eyes.
Bra:May I pwetty pwetty pwease have the kwondike bar,mister???
Person:Awwwwwww.Sure.
Bra:Thank you vewy much.
Then Bra skips off very happily.
Person:Shes so cute.
Vegeta Coast To Coast 2
Vegeta:Welcome to Vegeta Coast To Coast. Im your really strong host Vegeta.
Goku:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Vegeta:What in the name of Kami is so funny???
Goku:You might be strong but Im stronger.
Vegeta:I'll take care of you later. Piccolo,play me to the desk.
Piccolo:No way! I wanna go home.
Vegeta:You have to play me to the desk.
Piccolo:You have to play me to the desk.
Vegeta:No I dont.
Piccolo:No I dont.
Vegeta:Stop it.
Piccolo:Stop it.
Vegeta:Im a baka.
Piccolo:You're a baka.
Vegeta:No Im not!!
Piccolo:You just said you were.
Vegeta:Play me to the desk!!!!
Piccolo:Ok.
Piccolo played Vegeta to the desk.
Vegeta:Whos our first guest,Kakkarot????
Goku is playing a video game on his little tv screen thing.Mario Party to be
exact.
Goku:I dunno.
Vegeta:Well,then find out!!
Goku:Hold on. I gotta win this game.
Vegeta blurs into Gokus little room and blasts the nintendo 64 to only Kami
knows where.
Goku:Hey!!!
Vegeta:Who is the next guest?????
Goku:It's...Bill Gates.
Vegeta:Who the HFIL is Bill Gates???
Goku:The owner of Microsoft.
Vegeta:Whats Microsoft???
Goku:A computer company.
Vegeta:When did you get so smart???Wait,dont answer that.Just send the guest
in.
Vegeta blurred back to the desk and Goku sent in Bill Gates.
Bill Gates:Hello.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Vegeta blasted Bill Gates to another dimension.
Vegeta:Kakkarot,keep sending guests in till I find an interesting one.
Goku:Ok...
Pikachu:Pika,Pi!!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Buttercup(dreamy-like):Hi Vegeta.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Po:Hi!!Im a teletubbie!!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Poodle:Arf!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Piccolo:This is gonna take a while,isnt it???
::cut scene::
Goku is playing on his color Gameboy.
Goku:Ha!!Im winning!!Die Vegeta!!Im gonna call Brian Drummond...
::cut scene::
Darien:I have amnesia.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Bill Clinton:I did not have sexual relations w/ that woman.
Vegeta:Hey!!We have something in common!!DIE!!!!(Get it??)
FUNimation:He-
Vegeta:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricky Martin:Livin' La Vida Loca!!!
Vegeta:Yea!!Im livin Vegeta loca!!!DIE!!!!!
Nappa:Where am I??
Vegeta:Didnt I already kill you??
Nappa:I faked my death.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Gilligan:Wheres the movie star??
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Zarbon:Hey!
Vegeta:What are YOU doing here??
Zarbon:I have a message from Frieza.
Vegeta:Hurry up.Im on a tight schedule.
Zarbon:He says to meet him in your dressing room after the show.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sick dawg.
::cut scene::
Goku:Hey Brian!!
Brian:What do you want now?????
Goku:Imitate Vegeta again!!!
Brian:No!
Goku:Puh-lease???
Brian:No!
Goku:Will you imitate Zechs Merquise???
Brian:Ok.
::cut scene::
Piccolo:Im thirsty.
Vegeta:Im busy now SHUT UP!!!
Relena:Where am I???Im scared.
Vegeta:Who in the-
Relena:HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Lambchop:This is the song that never ends...
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Piccolo:Im still thirsty.
Vegeta:Then get some freakin water.
Piccolo:Ok.
Britney Spears:Oops I d-
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Elvis:Thank you very much.
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
::cut scene::
Goku:Who can I call now???Hmmmmm.....I know!!
Goku pushes up his little lever.
Dee Dee:Hi Goku!!!
Goku:Lets color!!!!!!!!
Dee Dee:Ok!!
Goku:Coloring,coloring,coloring fairy princess!!
::cut scene::
Vegeta:All of these guests stink!!
Piccolo walks back to his little piano thing w/ a cup of water.
Piccolo:Yummy water.
Vegeta:Kakkarot!!!Where are the rest of the guests????
Goku says nothing.
Vegeta:KAKKAROT!!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????
Goku:Coloring...
Vegeta:KEEP SENDING IN GUESTS!!!!!
Goku:Ok...
Vegeta flies back to his desk.
Dorothy:I dont think we are in Kansas anymore...
Vegeta:DIE!!!!
Chaotzu:....
Vegeta:YUMMY!!
Vegeta flies toward the Chaotzu just to crash into the little TV thing Chaotzu
is in.
Vegeta:Dang...
::credits::
Piccolo Poker
Prince Vegeta:Hello!!Are you sick of annoying green men named Piccolo???Then
buy this today!!! The deluxe Piccolo Poker only $9999.99!!!If you call within
the next hour you'll also get a FREE Vegeta Vaporizer!!!!!Perfect for
vaporizing saiya-jin princes w/.Buy it now. Call 1-800-PICCOLO. Batteries not
included.
END