DBZ Hits Hollywood 5
Authors Note:This one will have some new stuff. And of course the normal
routine to go w/ it. This will be the end of the DBZ Hits Hollywood series so
I'm going to try to make this one the best yet. I hope all of you like it.
This is Sailormoon821's Klondike Bar Incident:
What Would Bra Do For A Klondike Bar???...2
Announcer: Ok...let's try this again and this time no more puppy dog eyes ok?
Bra:Ok mister.
Announcer:Ok Now Bra what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bra:*Gives him puppy dog eyes*
Announcer:No not this again...It's not going to work this time...now what
would you do for a Klondike bar??
Bra:hhmmmmm *her face lites up as a smirk forms on her face*
(Takes In a deep breath) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
* Vegeta flies in * What is it Princess??
Bra: He won't give me that Klondike bar
Announcer: Uh oh...I'm in trouble
Vegeta: Oh he won't won't he?? * Smirks *
(Thats how much she gave me to work w/. Now it's my turn to add the end.)
Vegeta starts beating up announcer guy.Bra grabs the klondike bar and skips
away.
Bra:La la la la la la la la.
Vegeta:Come back Bra!!! You have to share w/ me!!!!
(Thank you very much Sailormoon821!!!That turned out good.)
Trix
Chi Chi is eating a bowl of Trix and Vegeta is outside the door.
Vegeta:W/ this disguise those Trix will be mine!!!
Walks in door dressed as Bulma.
Vegeta:Hello Chi Chi!! Can I have some Trix??
Chi Chi:It's Vegeta!!! Silly saiya-jin,Trix are for humans!!!
Vegeta blasts her to another dimension.
Vegeta:Not anymore...
Vegeta Coast To Coast 3
Vegeta:Welcome to Vegeta Coast To Coast!!!!!!! I am your host,Vegeta!!!
Piccolo: ::sarcastically:: Yea.
Vegeta:Shut up Namek.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Because I said so.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Because you must obey me.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Because I am the mighty Vegeta.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Shut up and play me to the desk!!!!
Piccolo:I dont want to.
Vegeta:Now!!!!
Piccolo played Vegeta to the desk.
Vegeta:Now,lets see. Who is our first guest??? Kakkarot!!!!
No answer.
Vegeta:Kakkarot!!!!!!
No answer.
Vegeta:KAKKAROT!!!!
Still no answer.Vegeta flew in Goku's room and noone was there.There was a
note on the TV.
"Vegeta,
I have kidnapped Goku!!! Now meet my demands or you will never see him
again. You must give me $1000000,a big screen TV,dvd player,a scanner,a
digital camera,pizza,all rights to DBZ,the Piccolo Poker,and your teddy bear.
You have till 8:00 pm.
signed,
Would'nt you like to know"
Vegeta: ::sarcastic:: Big tradgedy.
Chi Chi:Get my Goku back or I'll...I'll...take my shirt off!!
Vegeta: ::smirking:: Go ahead.
Bulma:VEGETA!!!!
Vegeta:Ummm...nevermind. Fine I'll find Goku. If I dont,the Namek will have
to be my director.
Vegeta shudders at the thought.
Vegeta:I'll be back!!!
Vegeta flys out the roof.
Piccolo:Yea!!! I get to take over the show!!!Welcome to Piccolo Coast To
Coast!!!!Im the new host Piccolo. Dende will be the director. Send in the
first guest Dende.
Dende:Ok.
The screen comes down and it's Britney Spears.
Britney Spears:Hi!!
Piccolo cocks his eyebrow...I mean...the green part above his eye.
Piccolo:Who are you???
Britney Spears:Britney Spears.
Piccolo:And....what do you do.
Britney:I sing and dance.You're kinda cute.
Piccolo: ::to himself::and you're a bimbo.
Britney:What??
Piccolo:Nuthin. Sing something. I'm bored.
Britney:Ok!!! Oops i did it again...
::cut scene::
Vegeta:Lets see. My Kakkarot tracking device says that he's...right under me.
Vegeta was standing on top of a building w/ a sign on it that says "Goku is
here". He busted in the roof.
There is a desk and a chair facing backwards from it.
Vegeta:Let's see...where is he???
***:Hello Vegeta. I did'nt expect you to get here so soon.
Vegeta:That voice sounds familiar.
The chair turns around and reveals who it is.
Vegeta:It's...it's...Prince Vegeta!!!!
Prince Vegeta:Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
::cut scene::
Piccolo:You can't sing. How much plastic surgery have you had???
Britney:What are you talking about???
Piccolo:Nevermind.
Piccolo then blasts Britney to another dimension.
Piccolo:Send in the next guest.
Dende:Ok.
The TV screen comes down again and its Buzz Lightyear.
Piccolo:It's Buzz. Are you a bug??
Buzz:No.Why??
Piccolo:Then why is your name Buzz???
Buzz:Well,why is your name Piccolo??? Are you a miniature flute?? I need to
contact star command...
Piccolo:Star what??
Buzz:Star command.
Piccolo:Is that a pizza parlor???I want pizza.
Buzz:No.It's my place I go when I'm bored.Besides,nameks only drink water.
Piccolo:It's a lie...A LIE I TELL YOU!!!
Buzz: ....
Piccolo:You've got problems...
::cut scene::
Vegeta:I did'nt follow your stupid demands now give me Kakkarot before his
mate turns me to a pile of crap.
Me:I don't care about the stuff. I'm an author. I can snap my fingers and the
stuff would appear in front of me.
Vegeta:Then why did you kidnap Kakkarot???
Me:To make this story more interesting.
Vegeta:Oh.
::silent pause::
Vegeta:Um...
Me:Im bored.
Then a Vegeta Vaporizer appears in front of me.
Vegeta:Uh-oh.
I start chasing Vegeta around trying to zap him w/ it.
Vegeta:Help!!!!
::cut scene::
Piccolo:I want pizza!!!
Buzz:I dont have any.
Piccolo blasts Buzz to heck.
Piccolo:That was boring.Dende,get me pizza!!!
Dende:Why cant you get it???
Piccolo:Because Im running the show.
Dende:Oh.Ok.
Dende goes in search of pizza.
Piccolo:Gohan,your the director till he gets back.
Gohan:Sweet.
::cut scene::
Dende:I want 100 large triple cheesy pizzas to go please.
Pizza Guy:That'll be $150.58.
Dende pays the guy and leaves.He flys through the air on his way to the
studio when he senses 2 people behind him.
Goten and Trunks:PIZZA!!!!!!!!
Dende:AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dende flew as fast as he could back to the studio and busted through the roof
followed by Goten and Trunks.
::cut scene::
I'm still chasing Vegeta when something catches my eye on the TV.
Me:Pizza!!!!!
Vegeta:Where???
Me:Back at the studio!!!
Goku:Lemmee out!!! I want pizza!!!!
Me:Ok.
I press a button,Goku gets out,and we all fly to the studio and eat pizza.
::Credits::
DBZ Character Bashing Supply Store Commercial
Hello!!! Im Prince Vegeta!!! Owner of the DBZ Character Bashing Supply Store.
We just opened yesterday. We have:
Vegeta Vaporizers
Bulma Bonkers
Trunks Torturers
Frieza Freezers
Krillin Killers
and of course the one and only original Piccolo Poker!!!Plus a whole lot more
!!!!
Hope to see you soon!!!
Slim Jim
Goku bites a slim jim. We see the slim jim guy fall down his throat and into
the stomach.
Slim Jim guy:When do I hit the bottom??? This guy has a bottomless pit for a
stomach!!!
20 years later...
Slim Jim guy:I'll eventually hit the bottom...eventually.
Anouncer:Slim Jim...
Slim Jim guy:Eat me!!
END
**Well,thats it. My last "DBZ Hits Hollywood". Since there wont be anymore of
these,I might make Vegeta Coast To Coast into its own fic. I'm not sure yet.
Only time will tell.**
Authors Note:This one will have some new stuff. And of course the normal
routine to go w/ it. This will be the end of the DBZ Hits Hollywood series so
I'm going to try to make this one the best yet. I hope all of you like it.
This is Sailormoon821's Klondike Bar Incident:
What Would Bra Do For A Klondike Bar???...2
Announcer: Ok...let's try this again and this time no more puppy dog eyes ok?
Bra:Ok mister.
Announcer:Ok Now Bra what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bra:*Gives him puppy dog eyes*
Announcer:No not this again...It's not going to work this time...now what
would you do for a Klondike bar??
Bra:hhmmmmm *her face lites up as a smirk forms on her face*
(Takes In a deep breath) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
* Vegeta flies in * What is it Princess??
Bra: He won't give me that Klondike bar
Announcer: Uh oh...I'm in trouble
Vegeta: Oh he won't won't he?? * Smirks *
(Thats how much she gave me to work w/. Now it's my turn to add the end.)
Vegeta starts beating up announcer guy.Bra grabs the klondike bar and skips
away.
Bra:La la la la la la la la.
Vegeta:Come back Bra!!! You have to share w/ me!!!!
(Thank you very much Sailormoon821!!!That turned out good.)
Trix
Chi Chi is eating a bowl of Trix and Vegeta is outside the door.
Vegeta:W/ this disguise those Trix will be mine!!!
Walks in door dressed as Bulma.
Vegeta:Hello Chi Chi!! Can I have some Trix??
Chi Chi:It's Vegeta!!! Silly saiya-jin,Trix are for humans!!!
Vegeta blasts her to another dimension.
Vegeta:Not anymore...
Vegeta Coast To Coast 3
Vegeta:Welcome to Vegeta Coast To Coast!!!!!!! I am your host,Vegeta!!!
Piccolo: ::sarcastically:: Yea.
Vegeta:Shut up Namek.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Because I said so.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Because you must obey me.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Because I am the mighty Vegeta.
Piccolo:Why???
Vegeta:Shut up and play me to the desk!!!!
Piccolo:I dont want to.
Vegeta:Now!!!!
Piccolo played Vegeta to the desk.
Vegeta:Now,lets see. Who is our first guest??? Kakkarot!!!!
No answer.
Vegeta:Kakkarot!!!!!!
No answer.
Vegeta:KAKKAROT!!!!
Still no answer.Vegeta flew in Goku's room and noone was there.There was a
note on the TV.
"Vegeta,
I have kidnapped Goku!!! Now meet my demands or you will never see him
again. You must give me $1000000,a big screen TV,dvd player,a scanner,a
digital camera,pizza,all rights to DBZ,the Piccolo Poker,and your teddy bear.
You have till 8:00 pm.
signed,
Would'nt you like to know"
Vegeta: ::sarcastic:: Big tradgedy.
Chi Chi:Get my Goku back or I'll...I'll...take my shirt off!!
Vegeta: ::smirking:: Go ahead.
Bulma:VEGETA!!!!
Vegeta:Ummm...nevermind. Fine I'll find Goku. If I dont,the Namek will have
to be my director.
Vegeta shudders at the thought.
Vegeta:I'll be back!!!
Vegeta flys out the roof.
Piccolo:Yea!!! I get to take over the show!!!Welcome to Piccolo Coast To
Coast!!!!Im the new host Piccolo. Dende will be the director. Send in the
first guest Dende.
Dende:Ok.
The screen comes down and it's Britney Spears.
Britney Spears:Hi!!
Piccolo cocks his eyebrow...I mean...the green part above his eye.
Piccolo:Who are you???
Britney Spears:Britney Spears.
Piccolo:And....what do you do.
Britney:I sing and dance.You're kinda cute.
Piccolo: ::to himself::and you're a bimbo.
Britney:What??
Piccolo:Nuthin. Sing something. I'm bored.
Britney:Ok!!! Oops i did it again...
::cut scene::
Vegeta:Lets see. My Kakkarot tracking device says that he's...right under me.
Vegeta was standing on top of a building w/ a sign on it that says "Goku is
here". He busted in the roof.
There is a desk and a chair facing backwards from it.
Vegeta:Let's see...where is he???
***:Hello Vegeta. I did'nt expect you to get here so soon.
Vegeta:That voice sounds familiar.
The chair turns around and reveals who it is.
Vegeta:It's...it's...Prince Vegeta!!!!
Prince Vegeta:Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
::cut scene::
Piccolo:You can't sing. How much plastic surgery have you had???
Britney:What are you talking about???
Piccolo:Nevermind.
Piccolo then blasts Britney to another dimension.
Piccolo:Send in the next guest.
Dende:Ok.
The TV screen comes down again and its Buzz Lightyear.
Piccolo:It's Buzz. Are you a bug??
Buzz:No.Why??
Piccolo:Then why is your name Buzz???
Buzz:Well,why is your name Piccolo??? Are you a miniature flute?? I need to
contact star command...
Piccolo:Star what??
Buzz:Star command.
Piccolo:Is that a pizza parlor???I want pizza.
Buzz:No.It's my place I go when I'm bored.Besides,nameks only drink water.
Piccolo:It's a lie...A LIE I TELL YOU!!!
Buzz: ....
Piccolo:You've got problems...
::cut scene::
Vegeta:I did'nt follow your stupid demands now give me Kakkarot before his
mate turns me to a pile of crap.
Me:I don't care about the stuff. I'm an author. I can snap my fingers and the
stuff would appear in front of me.
Vegeta:Then why did you kidnap Kakkarot???
Me:To make this story more interesting.
Vegeta:Oh.
::silent pause::
Vegeta:Um...
Me:Im bored.
Then a Vegeta Vaporizer appears in front of me.
Vegeta:Uh-oh.
I start chasing Vegeta around trying to zap him w/ it.
Vegeta:Help!!!!
::cut scene::
Piccolo:I want pizza!!!
Buzz:I dont have any.
Piccolo blasts Buzz to heck.
Piccolo:That was boring.Dende,get me pizza!!!
Dende:Why cant you get it???
Piccolo:Because Im running the show.
Dende:Oh.Ok.
Dende goes in search of pizza.
Piccolo:Gohan,your the director till he gets back.
Gohan:Sweet.
::cut scene::
Dende:I want 100 large triple cheesy pizzas to go please.
Pizza Guy:That'll be $150.58.
Dende pays the guy and leaves.He flys through the air on his way to the
studio when he senses 2 people behind him.
Goten and Trunks:PIZZA!!!!!!!!
Dende:AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dende flew as fast as he could back to the studio and busted through the roof
followed by Goten and Trunks.
::cut scene::
I'm still chasing Vegeta when something catches my eye on the TV.
Me:Pizza!!!!!
Vegeta:Where???
Me:Back at the studio!!!
Goku:Lemmee out!!! I want pizza!!!!
Me:Ok.
I press a button,Goku gets out,and we all fly to the studio and eat pizza.
::Credits::
DBZ Character Bashing Supply Store Commercial
Hello!!! Im Prince Vegeta!!! Owner of the DBZ Character Bashing Supply Store.
We just opened yesterday. We have:
Vegeta Vaporizers
Bulma Bonkers
Trunks Torturers
Frieza Freezers
Krillin Killers
and of course the one and only original Piccolo Poker!!!Plus a whole lot more
!!!!
Hope to see you soon!!!
Slim Jim
Goku bites a slim jim. We see the slim jim guy fall down his throat and into
the stomach.
Slim Jim guy:When do I hit the bottom??? This guy has a bottomless pit for a
stomach!!!
20 years later...
Slim Jim guy:I'll eventually hit the bottom...eventually.
Anouncer:Slim Jim...
Slim Jim guy:Eat me!!
END
**Well,thats it. My last "DBZ Hits Hollywood". Since there wont be anymore of
these,I might make Vegeta Coast To Coast into its own fic. I'm not sure yet.
Only time will tell.**