A Walk In a Forest
Disclaimer: I don't own any Pokemon characters (otherwise I'd be rich)
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Ash, Misty and Brock are walking through a dark, mysterious forest. "We're walking through a dark mysterious forest.
" I just said that you numbskull "AAAAAAAAHHHHH, VOICE FROM NOWHERE!" Ash, Misty and Brock all scream. No you idiots, I'm
the Author "AUTHOR!!!!!" "Run, run, RUUUUUNN." Ash, Misty and Brock suddenly float off the ground. "AAAAAAAHHHHHH." Enough
with the screaming, its making my head hurt I'll be forced to erase all of you if you don't BE QUIET "AAAA... oh, oops
sorry mister author, sir." coming from Ash. YOU'RE ANNOYING ME "*meekly* Sorry sir." STOP CALLING ME SIR, I HATE IT WHEN
PEOPLE CALL SIR BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF ME Then I appear as humanoid figure covered in shadows. "AM I SCARY NOW?" "Y-yes
y-you a-are. *in a weak whisper* Hide me." "Ash, you're an idiot. HOW CAN I HIDE YOU, IF I ACTUALLY WANTED TO, WHEN ALL OF
US ARE FLOATING 3 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND??????" "Actually Misty, your 3 feet and 7 inches above the ground." "SHUT UP AUTHOR,
YOU'RE SO ANNOYING." "Oooooh, Authors gonna whup Misty, Authors gonna whup Misty." "Shut up Ash." Misty takes out her
trademark mallet and pummels him into the ground. In the end, Ash looks a lot like an accordion. Suddenly he returns to his
form and runs away crying. But sadly, he runs back. While he's running around, I turn to face Misty. "You got guts little
girl, but not enough to beat me. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAH." "Sorry bout that, I had one of my psychotic episodes
again." "Well, anyway, bye bye Misty." A giant eraser appears above her head and slowly decends. "NOOOOOOOOO, don't do this
PLEEEEEEEEASE." "Oh fine, fine, fine, fine." "Bye bye Brock." "WHAAAAAT????????" "Why me? Why'd it have to be MEEEEEEE??"
"Because I want to erase someone but I still need Ash for later." "I'll be nice, what pokemon basic pokemon do you want to
be?" "*Still sobbing* I-I want t-to be a Bulbasaur." "OK then, Bulbasaur it is." The eraser decends on Brock and erases him. It disappears and a giant multi-colored pencil appears. Ash gets back right about... now. "Ooooooh, the colors are pretty." "Shut up Ash." "O-ok." "Now then, what did Brock wanna be?" "*with an evil grin* a Rattata." "OK then, ABRACADBRA." "I always wanted to say that."
END OF PART 1
more to come MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AN: I did this after drinking 6 cans of Dr. Pepper and eating a GIANT bag of chips so don't flame me
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