Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or any of its original characters. I also do not own Harry Potter or any other reference to tv shows, movies or books. Don't sue cuz this is for our(mine and my sister) pure enjoyment. Also you wouldn't get much except my computer and a constant ringing in your ears from me yelling at you for taking my computer.
When Escaflowne goes Camping!
Now that all the tents were up, it gave a chance for anyone who didn't get food to eat. Most of the sandwiches were eaten already, so they had to divide up the apples that were left. Unsatisfied, Allen decided that it was time to start dinner.
"I'm still hungry. How long until dinner? Could we start now?" When no one paid attention to him, Allen decided to use his most lethal weapon on the weakest member of the group, his charms on Millerna.
"Millerna?" he said in his most knightly voice possible.
Millerna looked up from the book she had found, Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone.
"Yes Allen?" she answered, smiling slightly, amazed that he would talk to her without her starting the conversation which she normally had to do.
Allen saw the smile and decided to lay the charm on a little thicker. He batted his eyes, tossed his hair and said, "Millerna, the most pretty girl of all Asturia, when do YOU think we should start dinner? I'm feeling hungry now, Princess." Allen cooed. He stood up and walked over to her still batting his eyes. He stared in her eyes, knowing that she couldn't look away from his beautiful features, especially his blue eyes.
"Uh...Al.. Allen?" Millerna's voice wavered for she was overjoyed at all the attention she was getting from the knight. Not wanting him to stop she replied, "I think right now is a good time." Batting her eyes right back at him, hoping that it would keep him going, but that was not the result. Allen stood up and left, returning back to his seat on the other side of the unlit fire pit.
"There, the princess said dinner should be started NOW!" he said, his interest lost in Millerna, because he had got exactly what he wanted. Millerna, realizing that she had just been played, returned to her book, a scowl across her face. Every so often she would look up and stare at Allen, not to say or do anything, just stare. Sometimes she would stab at him with her evil eye, and then seconds later she would smile at him, replaying the moment over in her mind.
In the middle of one of her angry looks, Millerna blurted out, " Allen, you're just as bad as Malfoy!!"
"Who's Malfoy?" Folken asked. He had been watching the whole little scene, enjoying that Allen, the heavenly knight was getting nasty looks from the princess. He wanted to know if this was a bad insult or not, if so it would just add to the entertainment.
"He's Harry's arch enemy. He's a rich, stuck up snob that has two big thugs following him around and he's just plain MEAN!"
"Other than the big thugs following him around, he reminds me of someone." Chesta said quietly to Hitomi. Someone had stolen his Harry Potter book, his FAVORITE book and well to say the least he was angry. An angry little dragon slayer is not a happy little dragon slayer.
Hitomi giggled, " I agree totally. Someone whose name rhymes with Pillerna."
"Humph." was all Chesta said. He had found the Harry Potter book in Hitomi's duffel bag and after reading it, he became hooked. For his birthday, all the other dragon slayers had paid Hitomi to go back to the mystic moon to buy the whole set. She agreed, with a little persuasion from Van, and they gave him the set. He was very protective of the books, and when he found out that Millerna had taken one, he became very angry but Dalet had said to do nothing because it would ruin the weekend. Not like Allen wasn't doing a good job of that already.
"Fine, Allen, you can start dinner." Merle said, " I don't feel like waiting around here though, anyone want to go for a walk?" Merle seemed very agitated, and impatient, she couldn't sit still. Out of nowhere she pounced off her seat and started running around the group. She seemed to get a sudden burst of energy all of a sudden.
"What's up with her?" Dilandau asked.
"I don't know." Van replied. "Merle, what's wrong? Merle?"
"Where'd she go?" Millerna asked.
"She headed for that bush over there." Migel answered, pointing to bunch of bushes behind Dilandau's tent.
Dilly looked up to see where Migel had pointed and gasped. He had momentarily forgotten about the Tent, and he kicked himself internally for doing so. Putting his hand up to his mouth and giving the most awed look he could give for someone almost as brave as him, he said, "What a brave little catgirl. Facing Malfoy all by herself!" He then turned away, hiding his face from everyone, and all you could hear were little sniffles and muffled sobs.
"Dilandau, are you crying? And who's Malfoy?" Folken said, confusion obvious in his voice.
"NO! I'm not crying! Why would I CRY?!?" Dilly retorted defensively. He quickly wiped away the forming tears in his eyes for the brave little Merle. He then turned around and said quietly " And Malfoy is the Tent."
"Uh, sir? You named the tent Malfoy? It's just a tent sir." Guimel said. This was responded by a quick slap on his face by Dilandau, though not as hard as normal because he was now watching Malfoy with one eye.
"I need a name to call this evil beast don't I? This Tent's name is Malfoy and you will address him as according is that clear!"
"Yes sir!" all the dragon slayers yelled in unison.
Van rolled his eyes and Millerna and Merle giggled. Wait a minute, Merle giggled? That's right, she came running back from the unknown from behind Malfoy. She was also carrying a large red tin can.
"Merle! You're back! You're alive! You're ALIVE!" Dilly screamed. He ran up to her and hugged her. He hugged her so hard she dropped the tin can she was holding. It rolled over to Van's feet, where he picked it up and read it, " Folgers instant coffee mix"
"OOOOhh!! That's why Merle got so hyper all of a sudden, she ate the coffee!" Hitomi exclaimed. " And by the looks of it, she at a lot."
Authors note!:
This story is a collaberation of me and my sister. We are not sure when this acually takes place and we also apoligize for any out of characterness.
Okay! It's been a while since I posted anything but that was because Ali, my sister thought I posted ALL of what we wrote but then she understood, but then I couldn't get onto FF.net so im posting now, sorry for the wait. HUGE thanks to all who reviewed, it gave us a bubbly feeling. Please Review and tell us how much it made you laugh if it did at all. Remember this is our twisted sense of humor on a computer screen. Now ON WITH THE STORY!!