Vegetas' Little Problem

"Vegeta, lets take a break its lunchtime", Goku said to his short tempered
sparring partner.

"Ok Kakkarot", Vegeta said.

Vegeta flew home and ate. He finished his lunch early decided to watch tv
until Goku got there. He was flipping channels. He decided to watch Star
Wars. He was trying to figure out Han Solos power level when suddenly a face
appeared on the screen. Vegeta tried to change the channel, but it didnt
work. Then he tried to turn it off. It would'nt go off as you pretty much
guessed.

"What the hell?" Vegeta said as the person on the screen started talking to
him.

"You dont remember me,do you?" she said.

"I have no idea who the fuck you are, but if you dont get off my tv screen
i'll blast you to the next dimension!! I'm watching Star Wars!!"

"My name is princess alina and I've come to get revenge on you for
destroying my planet."

"Yea I remember now. Nappa and I were sent to claim your planet for Freeza.
Your race had put up quite a fight so the only way to get rid of all of you
was to destroy your planet." said Vegeta.

"I was the only one who survived. I was sent into space by my father so I
would'nt be blown up with the rest. Now your gonna pay for killing my
father." said the princess.

Vegeta got knocked unconcious. He woke up an hour later.

"What happened to me?" he said to himself. He looked around. He was on the
couch but it looked humongous to him. He looked in a mirror across the room
and almost screamed. He was 3 inches tall.

"That damn fairy shrunk me!!! When I'm my normal size that princess is gonna
die!!!" He screamed. "I've got to find Bulma. O great shes in her little lab
room!!! Shes the only one that can unshrink me,though."

Suddenly Trunks and Goten go in the living room and hop on the couch. Trunks
accidentally sat on his dad. Vegeta finally got out from under Trunks.

"Note to myself, kill the kid." Vegeta said under his breath. "1st,got to
get to Bulma." He flys off to the lab.

Trunks sees his dad flying and thinks its a bug.

"Goten theres a bug in here we better kill before kassan(did I spell that
right??)goes nuts."

"Good idea." says Goten."Lets try to zap it."

They shot little ki blasts at the mini Vegeta and hit him. It did'nt do
anything to him though. Vegeta went super saiya-jin.

"Did that bug just turn super saiya-jin???" asked Goten.

"I-I think so." replied Trunks

They went up close to it and realised the horrible truth of what they've
done.

"O my Kami,it's Tousan!!!."

"Are you serious,Trunks??" said Goten

"Uh-oh, we're in trouble. He dont look too happy . How'd you shrink anyway
tousan??" said Trunks.

"Long story." Vegeta said as he powered down."Take me to Bulma so I can get
unshrunk and I wont blast you to only Kami knows where!!"

Then Goku came in the house.

"Hey! Is Vegeta ready to go sparring???" said Goku with his usual retarded
grin.

"Uh...actually he cant go sparring right this moment...he kinda...uh...
shrunk." said Trunks.

Goku burst out laughing when he saw Vegeta. His face turned red and rolled
on the floor laughing. He could'nt help it.

"Shut up Kakkarot,you low class baka." said Vegeta."Now go find Bulma!!"

Trunks took Vegeta to Bulma and she burst out laughing. When she stopped she
put him in a machine and he was back to his normal size.

"That damn princess is going to hell!!!" screamed Vegeta.

He went off to find her and he did. She hid from Vegeta pretty well. She got
blasted too hell. Then they all lived happily ever after. Except for the
princess of course. Vegeta did'nt live happily either 'cause he never
figured out what Han Solos power level was.