Vegetas Gigantic Problem
Authors Note:This might be the last one w/ the princess in it.I said MIGHT. I
doubt it though. Yall are gonna love this story...
2nd Authors Note:Vegeta has his tail in this story.
"I dont wanna." Vegeta said.
"Too bad. You're gonna do it and you're gonna do it NOW!!!" Bulma screamed.
"Cant make me,woman." he said back.
"Fine. If you dont you cant sleep w/ me for a month." Bulma said.
"You would'nt."
"I would. I can live live sleeping w/ out you for a month. Unfortunately...
you cant." she said smiling at him.
"Fine Ill do it. But only this once." Vegeta said apparently annoyed.
He went off to clean the toilet. He was cleaning it when...you-know-who
showed up.
"Not you again. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!!!!" he shouted
shooting a ki blast at the princess. It missed and he was knocked out.
He woke up feeling somewhat weaker than usual. He went to look in the mirror
and he looked normal. He examined his whole self and noticed his tail was
gone. He ran outside and tried to fly. It failed. He started to panic. He
kept jumping up and down trying. He even started to flap his arms around
like a bird. Then he tried to shoot a ki blast. Nothing. He even tried to go
super saiya-jin. He could'nt.
"BULMA HELP!!!!!!!" he shouted.
She took a blood sample from Vegeta and tested it. Vegeta sat on the couch
and waited...and waited...and waited. Soon he fell asleep. About 5 hours
later Bulma had the results.
"Vegeta..." Bulma said. No response.
"Vegeta!" still no response.
"VEGETA!!!!!"
"Huh? What? Oh,hi woman."
"Ive got the results." Bulma said."The results are you have no saiya-jin DNA
. You're a human."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Vegeta screamed."THIS CANT BE POSSIBLE!!!THAT
STUPID PRINCESS IS GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!"
"Vegeta calm down. Ill get Goku to get the dragonballs. Then we'll wish for
you to be a saiya-jin again."
"WHAT WILL I DO TILL THEN?!?!?!" he roared.
"Wait." she said.
"Ok..." he replied trying to calm down.
Bulma called Goku and told him. Of course...faster than you could say
"Piccolos wearing a bunny suit"(I had to add the bunny suit somewhere)the
whole Z gang knew about it.
The next day...
"Hey Vegeta! Wanna spar??" Piccolo asked just to annoy Vegeta.
"I CANT NOW GO AWAY!!!" he roared.
"Ok if you're scared..."
"Bring it on." Vegeta said.
Piccolo shot a regular ki blast thast would've done nothing to a regular
Vegeta. Of course as human Vegeta it almost killed him.
"I always wanted to do that..." Piccolo muttered to himself while throwing
Vegeta a senzu.
Piccolo flew away and Vegeta ate the senzu.
"When Im a saiya-jin again he'll be second on my 'People to kill' list."
Vegeta said to himself.
Goku arrived back w/ all 7 dragonballs. He summoned the eternal dragon.
"What is your wish???" the eternal dragon asked.
"I wish for Vegeta to be the way he once was!!!" Goku shouted.
"It shall be done."
Vegeta felt much stronger. He went outside and flew around.
"I CAN FLY AGAIN!!!! IM NOT A PATHETIC HUMAN ANYMORE!!!!!I CAN SHOOT KI
BLASTS!!!! AND MY TAIL!!! MY WONDERFUL TAIL I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Bulma and Goku stood and watched in shock. They never had seen him act like
this before. He saw them and calmed down.
"Ahem. Its time to kick some major princess and namek butt!!!" Vegeta
shouted going super saiya-jin.
When he was done he decided to go watch 'I Love Lucy'. He felt a familiar ki
behind the bookcase. He looked and saw Trunks floating at the top w/ a video
camera.
"And what exactly do you think you are doing????" Vegeta asked him.
"I...uh...bye!" Trunks said.
"COME BACK HERE BRAT!!!"
The End
Authors Note:This might be the last one w/ the princess in it.I said MIGHT. I
doubt it though. Yall are gonna love this story...
2nd Authors Note:Vegeta has his tail in this story.
"I dont wanna." Vegeta said.
"Too bad. You're gonna do it and you're gonna do it NOW!!!" Bulma screamed.
"Cant make me,woman." he said back.
"Fine. If you dont you cant sleep w/ me for a month." Bulma said.
"You would'nt."
"I would. I can live live sleeping w/ out you for a month. Unfortunately...
you cant." she said smiling at him.
"Fine Ill do it. But only this once." Vegeta said apparently annoyed.
He went off to clean the toilet. He was cleaning it when...you-know-who
showed up.
"Not you again. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!!!!" he shouted
shooting a ki blast at the princess. It missed and he was knocked out.
He woke up feeling somewhat weaker than usual. He went to look in the mirror
and he looked normal. He examined his whole self and noticed his tail was
gone. He ran outside and tried to fly. It failed. He started to panic. He
kept jumping up and down trying. He even started to flap his arms around
like a bird. Then he tried to shoot a ki blast. Nothing. He even tried to go
super saiya-jin. He could'nt.
"BULMA HELP!!!!!!!" he shouted.
She took a blood sample from Vegeta and tested it. Vegeta sat on the couch
and waited...and waited...and waited. Soon he fell asleep. About 5 hours
later Bulma had the results.
"Vegeta..." Bulma said. No response.
"Vegeta!" still no response.
"VEGETA!!!!!"
"Huh? What? Oh,hi woman."
"Ive got the results." Bulma said."The results are you have no saiya-jin DNA
. You're a human."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Vegeta screamed."THIS CANT BE POSSIBLE!!!THAT
STUPID PRINCESS IS GOING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!"
"Vegeta calm down. Ill get Goku to get the dragonballs. Then we'll wish for
you to be a saiya-jin again."
"WHAT WILL I DO TILL THEN?!?!?!" he roared.
"Wait." she said.
"Ok..." he replied trying to calm down.
Bulma called Goku and told him. Of course...faster than you could say
"Piccolos wearing a bunny suit"(I had to add the bunny suit somewhere)the
whole Z gang knew about it.
The next day...
"Hey Vegeta! Wanna spar??" Piccolo asked just to annoy Vegeta.
"I CANT NOW GO AWAY!!!" he roared.
"Ok if you're scared..."
"Bring it on." Vegeta said.
Piccolo shot a regular ki blast thast would've done nothing to a regular
Vegeta. Of course as human Vegeta it almost killed him.
"I always wanted to do that..." Piccolo muttered to himself while throwing
Vegeta a senzu.
Piccolo flew away and Vegeta ate the senzu.
"When Im a saiya-jin again he'll be second on my 'People to kill' list."
Vegeta said to himself.
Goku arrived back w/ all 7 dragonballs. He summoned the eternal dragon.
"What is your wish???" the eternal dragon asked.
"I wish for Vegeta to be the way he once was!!!" Goku shouted.
"It shall be done."
Vegeta felt much stronger. He went outside and flew around.
"I CAN FLY AGAIN!!!! IM NOT A PATHETIC HUMAN ANYMORE!!!!!I CAN SHOOT KI
BLASTS!!!! AND MY TAIL!!! MY WONDERFUL TAIL I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Bulma and Goku stood and watched in shock. They never had seen him act like
this before. He saw them and calmed down.
"Ahem. Its time to kick some major princess and namek butt!!!" Vegeta
shouted going super saiya-jin.
When he was done he decided to go watch 'I Love Lucy'. He felt a familiar ki
behind the bookcase. He looked and saw Trunks floating at the top w/ a video
camera.
"And what exactly do you think you are doing????" Vegeta asked him.
"I...uh...bye!" Trunks said.
"COME BACK HERE BRAT!!!"
The End