If you give Heero A Cookie

If you give Heero A Cookie!

If you give Heero A Cookie

Preferably chocolate chip

Would he flip

No, most likely threaten it

Then go and sit

At his laptop

With a small plop

Watching the cookie out of the corner of his eye

As if it were some deadly spy

As the cookie stares right back

Not aware of the glaring attack

Then from down the hall

Returning from the mall

The braided one

Who likes to have fun

Spies a cookie on the counter

Shoves it in his mouth

It makes it's way south

Heero watches in shock

As Duo continues to walk

He moves to block

Duo begins to talk

Furious, Heero glares

Oblivious to many stares

Points his gun

Duo's had his fun

He ate Heero's Cookie

And Heero's not to happy

Omae O Korosu

Duo turns an odd shade of blue

Turns and flees

It was late and I had too much sugar so don't kill me