Title: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road: Passions
By: HuaMei
Disclamier: don't own the show or the characters of passions.
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HuaMei: (to the Passions cast): Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Charity: (crys): Oh no! It's a demon from Hell! It crossed the road to get me! Help me Miquel! (hides behind Miquel)
Miquel: It's just a harmless chicken Charity. Calm down. He's coming over to say hi. Here chicken, chicken.
Kay: (sees Hebecca behind Charity): I want my soul back but don't want to hert Charity, Miguel would hate me. I got to get that chicken back onto the other side. (to chicken): Gone on! Shoo! Shoo!
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Theresa: The chicken crossed the road cause it listened to heart.
Ethan: Thats right, it couldn't take it anymore from his family and it left.
Pilar: I wont listen to this anymore. The chicken made a bad choice and it's probably dead in the road right now.
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Whitney: (to Chad): Maybe it knows your parents or maybe he's coming to tell you about your past.
Chad: Maybe it's best that I don't know.
TC: (to Chad): It would be good to know who your parents are. (thinking): That bird mentions the name Julian Cran, it's a dead chicken.
Dr. Russell: (thinking): I really hope that chicken doesn't know my past with Julian
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Grace: (to Sam): I guess the chicken walked away from it's wife to get to Ivy on the other side.
Ivy: (to Grace and Sam): Is it my fault the chicken is still in love with me?
Sam: (to Grace): The chicken crossed the road cause it went to tell Ivy to back the HELL off!
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Julian: (to himself): I wonder if that chicken knows how kill someone? I'll gladly pay him but then again chickens have a big beak.
Sheridon: My luck with chicken, was never good but what if he's the one and wants to ask me to marry him?
Luis: If this chicken herts Sheridon, I'll make sure Julian pays for it!
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Resse: (thinks he's being smart): I think the correct answer is and I quote "to get to the other side." end quote.
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HuaMei: (sweatdrops): Okay, maybe I shouldn't ask that question. (to cast): You people have major issues. You know this question was meant to be a joke right?
(the whole cast laughs nervously, then quickly shuts up and looks at each other like they were all crazy)
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authors note: so what did u guys think of this passions one? feedback is greatly needed. if you have anwsers to why did the chicken cross the road for a cast memeber of passions let me know and i'll post it up and if u would like to see other shows for the same question suggest it and i'll see what i can do. please review for comments or flames. untill next time...
By: HuaMei
Disclamier: don't own the show or the characters of passions.
* * * * * * *
HuaMei: (to the Passions cast): Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Charity: (crys): Oh no! It's a demon from Hell! It crossed the road to get me! Help me Miquel! (hides behind Miquel)
Miquel: It's just a harmless chicken Charity. Calm down. He's coming over to say hi. Here chicken, chicken.
Kay: (sees Hebecca behind Charity): I want my soul back but don't want to hert Charity, Miguel would hate me. I got to get that chicken back onto the other side. (to chicken): Gone on! Shoo! Shoo!
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Theresa: The chicken crossed the road cause it listened to heart.
Ethan: Thats right, it couldn't take it anymore from his family and it left.
Pilar: I wont listen to this anymore. The chicken made a bad choice and it's probably dead in the road right now.
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Whitney: (to Chad): Maybe it knows your parents or maybe he's coming to tell you about your past.
Chad: Maybe it's best that I don't know.
TC: (to Chad): It would be good to know who your parents are. (thinking): That bird mentions the name Julian Cran, it's a dead chicken.
Dr. Russell: (thinking): I really hope that chicken doesn't know my past with Julian
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Grace: (to Sam): I guess the chicken walked away from it's wife to get to Ivy on the other side.
Ivy: (to Grace and Sam): Is it my fault the chicken is still in love with me?
Sam: (to Grace): The chicken crossed the road cause it went to tell Ivy to back the HELL off!
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Julian: (to himself): I wonder if that chicken knows how kill someone? I'll gladly pay him but then again chickens have a big beak.
Sheridon: My luck with chicken, was never good but what if he's the one and wants to ask me to marry him?
Luis: If this chicken herts Sheridon, I'll make sure Julian pays for it!
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Resse: (thinks he's being smart): I think the correct answer is and I quote "to get to the other side." end quote.
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HuaMei: (sweatdrops): Okay, maybe I shouldn't ask that question. (to cast): You people have major issues. You know this question was meant to be a joke right?
(the whole cast laughs nervously, then quickly shuts up and looks at each other like they were all crazy)
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authors note: so what did u guys think of this passions one? feedback is greatly needed. if you have anwsers to why did the chicken cross the road for a cast memeber of passions let me know and i'll post it up and if u would like to see other shows for the same question suggest it and i'll see what i can do. please review for comments or flames. untill next time...