Banananananas!!!
Disclaimer: All of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
A/N: Flames will be used to set your hair on fire. (I have to get something new).
Hermione: Oh, who would like a banana? I cannot finish them by myself. Oh, who would like a banana?
Harry: What is a banana? I've heard of banananananas, but never bananas.
Ron: Harry, she's right.
Harry: What?! You know as well as I do that there is no such thing as a banana!
Hermione: This is stupid. This isn't even what this stupid story is supposed to be about!
Ron: Well then, let's have the real story!'
Harry: I quite agree, Ron.
Once upon a time there was a bear. "Hello!" said the bear. "I am a bear." The bear's favorite food was ice cream. His favorite color was green. His favorite movie was Charlie's Angels.
"Hey!" said Ron. "That's no bear! That's..." Da da da da da da!!!
"The author!" finished Hermione.
"And this still isn't the right story." said Harry.
"I like bears." said the "bear."
"Well, let's have the real story!"
Ok. In the land of gred there lived a person. The end.
Ron: That's not it either!
Hermione: We have to do something about this.
Harry: I agree.
Well, don't we all?
Ron: It's nothing against you, whoever's talking. We just think it's... wierd.
Ron, you spelled weird rong.
Ron: Well, you spelld wrong wrong.
Well, you spelled spelled wrong.
Harry: I'm si-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in' in the rain!!!
Da end.
Disclaimer: All of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
A/N: Flames will be used to set your hair on fire. (I have to get something new).
Hermione: Oh, who would like a banana? I cannot finish them by myself. Oh, who would like a banana?
Harry: What is a banana? I've heard of banananananas, but never bananas.
Ron: Harry, she's right.
Harry: What?! You know as well as I do that there is no such thing as a banana!
Hermione: This is stupid. This isn't even what this stupid story is supposed to be about!
Ron: Well then, let's have the real story!'
Harry: I quite agree, Ron.
Once upon a time there was a bear. "Hello!" said the bear. "I am a bear." The bear's favorite food was ice cream. His favorite color was green. His favorite movie was Charlie's Angels.
"Hey!" said Ron. "That's no bear! That's..." Da da da da da da!!!
"The author!" finished Hermione.
"And this still isn't the right story." said Harry.
"I like bears." said the "bear."
"Well, let's have the real story!"
Ok. In the land of gred there lived a person. The end.
Ron: That's not it either!
Hermione: We have to do something about this.
Harry: I agree.
Well, don't we all?
Ron: It's nothing against you, whoever's talking. We just think it's... wierd.
Ron, you spelled weird rong.
Ron: Well, you spelld wrong wrong.
Well, you spelled spelled wrong.
Harry: I'm si-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in' in the rain!!!
Da end.