What If Zerg Acted Like Us?
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Author's Note: This is yet another of my inane StarCraft songs, this time to the tune of 'What If God Was One of Us?'. I'm not sure who wrote or performed that song, so I'll just say it's not mine, OK? And I know you're going to get P.O.ed at me for writing so many dumb songs, but have a heart, alright? I'm a struggling artist here.
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If Zerglings had jobs
And they wore business suits
Would you hire them?
Would you engage one as a secretary
Yeah, yeah, they wear glasses
Yeah, yeah, they aren't evil
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Zerg acted like us?
Smoked cigarettes, just like us
Rode to work on a public bus
And they subscribed to "Spectator."
If Zerg had some jobs
And they dressed decent
And had references
If they filed a 1040 every year and paid their taxes
Yeah, yeah, Zerg work in offices
Yeah, yeah, Zerg have fancy cars
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Zerg acted like us?
Do you suppose they'd ride the bus
And wear ugly fashions
And put on too much makeup
And typed 90 words a minute for ten straight hours
Say, do you think they go to bars?
And sing 'My Way' in their cars.
Or when they're working overtime
They make up poems that don't rhyme.
Further Note: Well, would you hire
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Author's Note: This is yet another of my inane StarCraft songs, this time to the tune of 'What If God Was One of Us?'. I'm not sure who wrote or performed that song, so I'll just say it's not mine, OK? And I know you're going to get P.O.ed at me for writing so many dumb songs, but have a heart, alright? I'm a struggling artist here.
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If Zerglings had jobs
And they wore business suits
Would you hire them?
Would you engage one as a secretary
Yeah, yeah, they wear glasses
Yeah, yeah, they aren't evil
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Zerg acted like us?
Smoked cigarettes, just like us
Rode to work on a public bus
And they subscribed to "Spectator."
If Zerg had some jobs
And they dressed decent
And had references
If they filed a 1040 every year and paid their taxes
Yeah, yeah, Zerg work in offices
Yeah, yeah, Zerg have fancy cars
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Zerg acted like us?
Do you suppose they'd ride the bus
And wear ugly fashions
And put on too much makeup
And typed 90 words a minute for ten straight hours
Say, do you think they go to bars?
And sing 'My Way' in their cars.
Or when they're working overtime
They make up poems that don't rhyme.
Further Note: Well, would you hire