Harry Potter and the Red Cucumber
By Delacour6
Disclaimer: All these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Not me.
A/N: As usual, flames will be used to set your hair on fire. A few
people have not taken me seriously and ended up with no hair.
Don't make the same mistake.
Harry: Hello, Ron! This is a red cucumber.
Ron: Cucumbers are green, Harry. Therefore, that must be an
avacado.
Harry: Ron, this is not an avacado. Avacados are green. Therefore,
it must be celery.
Ron: Celery is green. Therefore, it must be broccoli.
Harry: Broccoli is green. Therefore, it must be a-
Hermione: Ahem. That is not a vegetable. That is Crookshanks.
Ron: Then Crookshanks is an ugly cat.
Hermione: Crookshanks is not a cat. He's a dog.
Ron: Cat.
Hermione: Dog.
Ron: Cat.
Hermione: Dog.
Ron: Ca-
Harry: That is not an animal! It's a plastic thing.
Hermione: In that case, Barbie needs a haircut.
Harry: Britney Spears needs one more.
Hermione: Wait! Maybe it's a GI Joe!
Harry: No! It's not plastic! It's a vegetable. It's a red cucumber.
Ron: SHUT UP!!!
Hermione: All right. Let's just say it's a red cucumber.
Harry and Ron: Agreed.
Ron: All right. Now, what shall we do with it?
Harry: Let's take it to the zoo.
Hermione: Disneyland!
Harry: Disney World!
Ron: Disney Stuff!
Harry: Ron. We're supposed to have an argument here.
Hermione: Let's have tea!
Ron: Hot chocolate.
Harry and Hermione: SHUT UP!!!
Ron: Ok. So we know it's a red cucumber.
Harry: Yup.
Hermione: Red cucumber.
Ron: Um...
Proffesor McGonagall: This is boring.
Hermione: Let's disco!
Ron: Break dance!
Hermione: Disco!
Ron: Break dance!
McGonagall: Harry, would you care for some tea?
Harry: Why thank you! May I?
A/N: I would like to dedicate this fic to Meatloaf the Happy Donkey
for being a great reviewer.
Da very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, end! Ta DA!
By Delacour6
Disclaimer: All these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Not me.
A/N: As usual, flames will be used to set your hair on fire. A few
people have not taken me seriously and ended up with no hair.
Don't make the same mistake.
Harry: Hello, Ron! This is a red cucumber.
Ron: Cucumbers are green, Harry. Therefore, that must be an
avacado.
Harry: Ron, this is not an avacado. Avacados are green. Therefore,
it must be celery.
Ron: Celery is green. Therefore, it must be broccoli.
Harry: Broccoli is green. Therefore, it must be a-
Hermione: Ahem. That is not a vegetable. That is Crookshanks.
Ron: Then Crookshanks is an ugly cat.
Hermione: Crookshanks is not a cat. He's a dog.
Ron: Cat.
Hermione: Dog.
Ron: Cat.
Hermione: Dog.
Ron: Ca-
Harry: That is not an animal! It's a plastic thing.
Hermione: In that case, Barbie needs a haircut.
Harry: Britney Spears needs one more.
Hermione: Wait! Maybe it's a GI Joe!
Harry: No! It's not plastic! It's a vegetable. It's a red cucumber.
Ron: SHUT UP!!!
Hermione: All right. Let's just say it's a red cucumber.
Harry and Ron: Agreed.
Ron: All right. Now, what shall we do with it?
Harry: Let's take it to the zoo.
Hermione: Disneyland!
Harry: Disney World!
Ron: Disney Stuff!
Harry: Ron. We're supposed to have an argument here.
Hermione: Let's have tea!
Ron: Hot chocolate.
Harry and Hermione: SHUT UP!!!
Ron: Ok. So we know it's a red cucumber.
Harry: Yup.
Hermione: Red cucumber.
Ron: Um...
Proffesor McGonagall: This is boring.
Hermione: Let's disco!
Ron: Break dance!
Hermione: Disco!
Ron: Break dance!
McGonagall: Harry, would you care for some tea?
Harry: Why thank you! May I?
A/N: I would like to dedicate this fic to Meatloaf the Happy Donkey
for being a great reviewer.
Da very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, end! Ta DA!