If you give Trowa Bubblegum

If you give Trowa Bubblegum

If you give Trowa Bubblegum

Preferably Bubble Yum

He'll slowly chew it

To quiet to throw a fit

Chewing the sweet substance

Duo comes bouncing along

Singing a really loud song

Talks the silent pilot into blowing a bubble

All is fine until

Trowa's bangs are covered with gooey pink stuff

It takes sheer will

For the pilot to not scream

But Duo saw the steam

Coming from his ears

And took off running

Only after a few snickers and sneers

Trowa stalks off in search of scissors

Determined to rid the braided pilot of his braid

Duo who's now afraid

Runs and hides

Trowa determined to get revenge for his bangs

Hears duo's loud clangs