Shinju: Another humor fic. ^_^ Yatta!
Kyuki: Yup yup. Another one. I'm proud of you. You got over your writer's
block!
Shinju: Thank Kami-sama!
The Disclaimer!
Shinju Meg Uchuno doesn't own Gundam Wing. If she did, then she'd have
what
she writes become acual episodes... scary, ne?
Shinju: Otoko, I gotta stop letting you do the disclamiers... ya make me look
bad...
Kyuki: Gomen.
Shinju: Lets just get this thing started...
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Just Communication?!
It was a sickenly sunny day in one of Quatre's many mansions. Heero and
Trowa
were sitting in the living room as the other 3 pilots did Kami-sama's knows
what.
Duo: Ha! Ha! Wu-man!
Wufei: INJUSTICE! Give me my ' 101 Ways To Worship Nataku' book back!
Quatre: Fighting is WRONG guys!
Wufei and Duo: SHUT UP BLONDIE!
Oh. So that's what they were doing... anyway, back to Heero and Trowa.
Heero
was typing on his laptop, as Trowa was reading a magazine. Both seemed very
involved in
what they were doing, until Trowa spoke up.
Trowa: .....?
Heero: Hn.
Heero nodded as he answered. Trowa went back to reading. Soon, Heero spoke
up.
Heero: Hn
Trowa: ......
Heero: Hn
Trowa:......
The conversation ended. Then, Trowa put down his magazine.
Trowa: ....!
Heero: Hn?
Trowa:.....!
Heero: Hn!
Trowa was taken back by Heero's response. Heero closed his laptop and
explained.
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: .....!
Now he understood.
Trowa: ....?
Heero:Hn....hn?
Trowa:....!
Heero:Hn!
Trowa:...?
Heero: Hn?
Trowa:....!
Heero:Hn!
Trowa: ......!
Heero: HN!
Suddenly, both koi's leaped at each other and started to make out.
Peering into the living, leaning on the doorframe, was a nose-bleeding
Wufei, a
bug-eyed Duo and a bright red Quatre. All three looked at Trowa and Heero,
and then at
each other. Then they all walked slowly away from the living room.
Duo: O.o!
Wufei: 0.0
Quatre: o.O?
Duo: That has GOT to be the strangest thing I have ever seen....
Wufei: For once, I agree with you, Maxwell.
Quatre: Is that how they communicate?!
Duo: I dunno, Q-man, but it royally freaked me out.
Wufei: How about we pretend we saw nothing?
Quatre: ah-huh....
The three still-shocked pilots shook hands and then walked away, each
throwing a
glance back at the living room. They shuddered as they walked away.
Back in the living room, however....
Heero: HN!
Trowa: .....!
~OWARI~
Shinju: Well, that's that. End of fic.
Kyuki: Yup! That was certinly twisted!
Shinju: I know... ::shrugges:: Oh well.
Kyuki::turns to readers:: Review! REVIEW!
