Disclaimer: I don't own anything but myself! But I did make up the song!
Harry spots Voldemort standing on the side of the road, after his downfall… Harry suddenly starts singing a weird song that makes no sense!
A long long time ago I can still remember
How you used to make me sick
And I knew that if I had my chance
I would defeat you with my dance
and maybe you'd be unhappy for a while
Did you write the book of hate
and do you worship the devil below
If the evil tells you so
Now do you believe that I will win
And I will defeat your immortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow (Harry: what where did that come from? Dayna: SHUT IT YOU!)
Harry continues his screwed up song to voldemort…
Well, I know that you're in love with him
cuz I saw you making out in the gym!
You both kicked off your shoes
And played footies with no blues!
(Harry: EWWWWW, and it was Wormtail too!)
You were a lonely teenage bouncing butt
Come to think of it, you still are
But I knew that I was out of luck
The day you bounced on me
I started singing
Die, Die Mr. Voldemort Guy!
Drove over snape and squished Malfoy too!
But they wouldn't die. Like you! You poo…
And good old boys were drinking Butterbeer and boose!
Singin this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die
I met a girl who sang the blues
and I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and said to me
That you were dead
I went to where I'd heard that years before
But the man there said that you were alive
Well now in the streets the children screamed
The lovers and the poets cried
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire the most
Dumbledor, James, and Sirius
You caught them unaware
The day they died
I started singing
Die Die Mr. Voldemort Guy!
Drove over Snape and squished Malfoy too!
But they wouldn't die! Like you! You poo!
And good old boys were drinkin Butterbeer and boose
Singin this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die
Die Die Mr. Voldemort Guy
Drove over Snape and squished Malfoy too!
But they wouldn't die! Like you! You poo!
And good old boys were drinkin Butterbeer and boose
Singin this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die
We started singin
We started singin
We started Singin
Harry: AUTHOR! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! WHY THE HECK DID I JUST SING THAT?????
Dayna: OK THAT'S IT!
There's a puff of smoke and Harry turns into a frog
Dayna: NEVER EVER cross a fanfic author! Or you'll get what's coming to you!
Hermione and Ron: HEY! WHATCA DO THAT FOR!
Dayna: DO YOU want to be ONE to????
Hermione and Ron: Oh no wonderful author we wouldn't think of it!
Voldemort: K, Im taking the next train outta here!
Dayna suddenly shouts RIDIKKULAS!!!!! Then voldemort turned into Snape wearing Nelvilles grandmother's clothes.
THE END!
A/N ok that was a really screwed up story but if you want another chpt. R&R! thankyou!