If I had the throne of Tortall

by Zari

A sond filk to " If I had a million dollars"

A/N - Well, hello! This is a song filk to " If I had a million dollars" By the Barenaked Ladies ( The best band ever ) I messed up the lyrics and turned it into the weird filk that you will see when you scroll down. There's a story behind this.I was in serious trouble for something that I didn't do, and was locked in my room for five hours with NO books. After about an hour of drawing pictures and listening to this song, I came upon the brilliant idea of a song filk. So, without further adieu, my masterpiece. :: Bows, is knocked down by several pieces of rotten fruit ::

" If I Had The Throne Of Tortall "

By The Really Evil Duke Guy

If I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd take over the Palace

( Yes I'd take over that palace )

And if I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd kick all those lunatics out

( Maybe that nut Numair or Veralidaine)

And if I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd make Keladry climb up high

( Maybe Balor's needle, yeah! )

And if I had the throne of Tortall...

I'd kill Alanna - a - a - a -a ....

If I had throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd build a statue of me in the yard

If I had the throne of Tortall

The slaves would work, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had the throne of Tortall

Maybe we could make it out of solid gold.

Wouldn't that be fabulous?

If I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I would wear a big fur coat

( Make sure it's real, cuz that's cruel )

And if I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd sic on you my killer pet

( Maybe a nice spidren or a stormwing )

If I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd revive some cool remains

( Oooh all them crazy elephant bones )

And if I had the throne of Tortall

I'd kill Alanna - a - a - a - a- a......

If I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall)

I wouldn't have to skulk around

If I had the throne of Tortall

I'd be evil all year round

If I had the throne of Tortall

I wouldn't have to be served second

( Nope, only first for me )

And if I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd wear a long green dress

( Yup, that's right, I'm gay )

If I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd enslave some poor squires

( Cleon's quite cute, or Neal )

If I had the throne of Tortall

( If I had the throne of Tortall )

I'd turn you into a monkey

( Don't you wanna be a monkey? )

If I had the throne of Tortall

I'd kill Alanna - a - a - a - a - a.....

If I had the throne of Tortall

If I had the throne of Tortall

If I had the throne of Tortall

If I had the throne of Tortall

I'd be king.