Here's the 2nd chapter! I know no one wanted a 2nd chapter and i'll probably
get banged in the head with a chair for making one, but I really wanted to
write something and had no inspiration, so I said HAY, let's make another chapter
and plant even more pointless stories in the minds of todays young. By the way
someone told me to write a disclaimer, here goes:
I OWN EVERY THING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT JK! (JUST A DISGRACE TO JK)
AND I'M ONLY 11 DARN YEARS OLD!
ALL I OWN IS THE KOOALA BEAR BELOW!

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Here goes nothing ::bwa-ha::

Aunt Petunia: Hello my inckle Dudders

Dudley: (Fart)

Aunt Petunia: Does inckle Dudders have a little gas

Dudley (Grunts & throws large object at Aunt Petunia)