Chapter 3:
The Minjos Attack
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Banjo and Kazooie find out that they were transported to the reality realm, a.k.a, earth. "Well while we're here we might as well eat," Kazooie says to Banjo.

They walk out of the room to find themselves in a big city. "Look. There's a food place now,"Kazooie says pointing toward a food store. "Cool. Let's eat," Banjo replies heading towards the food store.
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Meanwhile at Spiral Mountain, in the room with the earth image. "Okay. Will somebody tell me WHY IT'S NOT GLOWING?!!" the Captain Minjo says angrily.

"I don't know, sir..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW!?!"

"No, sir. I don't know. The portal always stays open until three or more people go through."

"And that means?"

"It means Banjo and Kazooie probally followed the Minjo through the portal."

"Dang it. Now he knows our plan."

There is a short pause. Then the Captain finally says "Well? What are you waiting for? OPEN UP THE PORTAL ALREADY!!"

"Yes, sir"

The Minjo works hard to try and reopen the portal.
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"Look at all the food!" Kazooie says to Banjo when they enter the food store. "You said it, Kazooie!" Banjo says looking at all the delicious foods.

Just then, a woman shopping sees Banjo and Kazooie. "EEEEEEEKKKKK!! A BEAR!!" she screams.

The message of a bear being in the store spread like laughter spread through a crowd. Soon, everyone was out of the store.

"What's their problem?" Kazooie asks. "Beats me. Oh well, let's eat!" Banjo replies. They go to a section in the store and they see, HOTDOGS! They grab all the hotdogs and stuff them in their mouthes. A person who works at the store walks over and says to them "Hey! You have to pay for those!"

"Pardon" Banjo says with a full mouth and turning to the person. "AAAAAAHH!" the person screams and runs out the door.

"Yeesh, with all this running you'd think that a big vicious animal just walked in the store," Kazooie says, swallowing a mouthful of hotdogs. "Well I guess we'd better leave, Kazooie" Banjo says.

But when they walk out of the store they see people running away. "Oh, brother. What now?" Kazooie says. Just then the spot Captain Minjo with all his other Minjo helpers.

"Well, well. Look what we have here." The Captain Minjo says mockingly. "Uh oh. It's the Captain Minjo!" Banjo says in alarm.

"Come on, Banjo. Lets kill that loser!"

"Get them, troops!" the Captain yells. I big battle breaks out and all the Minjo start charging at Banjo and Kazooie. Then Banjo pulls out Kazooie and shoots all of them to smithereens.

"Looks like you lose, Captain." Kazooie remarks. "Not yet. I have one more trick up my sleeve." Just then the Captain starts to run away.

"Boy. Some trick." Kazooie says rolling her eyes. They run after him until they stop. "I think we lost him," Banjo says scrathing his head.

Then, from out of nowhere a giant foot comes crashing down almost sqaushing Banjo and Kazooie.

"WHAT WAS THAT!?!" Banjo says with shock. They both look up to see that it's a giant robot. And the Captain was at the controls.

"Banjo, Kazooie, meet the MINJONATOR!"