~Lady Pan~
AND SO OUR STORY BEGINS...
-BANG!-
"Tifa! Hello! it's me, Cloudie-poo!"
Cloud bursts into Tifa's 3rd floor apartment in Midgar.
"Hello? Anyone home?"
Cloud looks around and scratches his head.
"Tifa isn't here..."
/Duh idiot! Jeez man, you are stupid!/
"Who... who are, who are you?"
/Like, duh, I'm the author./
"The author...?"
/Yes, now, look in the bedroom./
"Okay..."
So Cloud walks into Tifa's tiny bedroom very confused.
He opens the door...
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
There is Tifa & Yuffie, in bed together, naked...
"Holy shit!!" Tifa cries.
"GET OUT YOU STUPID BLONDE IDIOT!" Yuffie yells.
Cloud rushes out of the room.
"WAIT IN THE LIVING ROOM BAKA!" Yuffie calls out.
Tifa & Yuffie hurry to get dressed.
IN THE LIVING ROOM
Cloud is huddled in the corner, shaking and whimpering.
"Come on Cloud, don't be a Jeremy," Tifa commands.
**Author's Note: Jeremy is this dude that I know. Very cute, but kinda a chickenshit... If you made ant advances to him, he would go nuts.. Any of y'all have any suggestions as to what I should do to him? I got plenty of ideas, but he's be just like Cloud, whimpering & hiding in the corner. ^-^
"I'm... I'mm noot thaat baad, aam Iiii?" Cloud whimpers.
Tifa sighes. "Not really. Now, we have to talk. Get up."
Cloud obeys.
"Sit. On the couch."
Cloud obeyed.
**Author's Note: See a trend here?
"Now, Cloud, Yuffie & I have been meaning to tell you, but..."
"Bbuutt w..why? I..I thought... you...you...loved me...," Cloud said, dejectly.
"I do, baby... but not in that way, I have special needs, and you just couldn't fulfill me."
"Buuut, I have the same stuff Yuffie does..."
/Stupid idiot! Why did you reveal that to the readers?/
//Sorry... I didn't mean to... I can't help it! I thought Tifa like me not a dick...//
/She does, but Yuffie has more engery, just ask her./
"Tifa... why Yuffie?" Cloud asked.
"Because she has more engery."
/See! Told you! Authors know everything!/
//...//
/Hehehe!/
"Now, Cloud, leave. Yuffie and I have, um, unfinished business."
Cloud leaves.
"Now where were we?"
Moans penetrate the apartment.
NEXT DAY...
Tifa walks into the 7th Heaven.
Everyone stares at her.
"What? Do I have make-up on my face? Is my shirt up?" she asked.
"No," Cid said cautiously, "It's just that Cloud came in here last night..."
"And he blabbed? I am gonna kill that Jeremy-wanna-be!"
Tifa storms out.
LATER, AT CLOUD'S PLACE
"Cloud! Yuffie & I are here!" Tifa called out.
"Come on you blonde jack ass, so your ugly face! Or I'll tell Barret what color underwear you wear," Yuffie warned.
Cloud popped out from behind the couch.
"How do you know what color underwear I wear? And I don't wear underwear, I wear boxers!"
Cloud pulls down his pants, revealing Godzilla boxers.
"See?!?"
Tifa and Yuffie collopased on the floor laughing.
"Bwahahahaha! Gotcha!" Yuffie said, between tears of laughter.
/Good one, idiot. Now, go back into your room, before Barret comes in and sees you with your pants down./
//Barret...?//
-SLAM!-
The door slams open, revealing the huge figure of Barret.
//Barret.........!!!//
"Hi Barret! Look at CLoud!!" Yuffie said, pointing at Cloud.
Barret turns.
"Ya stoopid blondie! Pull y'r pants up!"
Cloud complies.
How didya like it? Please review! I need more suggestions! Pwease! What should Yuffie & Tifa do to Cloud? At first I thought they should flash him, but Cloud's probably seen everything Tifa has, and Yuffie's alot worse...