Hey all!!!!!!!!!! Here's the next chapter! See how ya like it! It's 1:07 a.m., I am hyper and horny as hell! And missing my b/f... WAH!!! I just got through reading some DBZ fanfics, so someone might pop in... Hehehe ^-~
~Lady Pan~
AT A BAR
"Why me? Oh why me?" Cloud moans. "And Yuffie of all people?"
Cloud starts to cry.
Vegita pops in.
"Stupid baka! Why are crying, DUMB ASS BLONDE?"
**Author's Note: Ooops... Wrong fanfic... heh.
"What the hell?" Cloud looks around, confused as hell. "Who was that dork?"
-Music blares outside-
"Huh?" Cloud goes outside...
And screams!
"Oh no! Not.. not..."
/Yes my friend, it's N'SYNC!/
//You again?//
/Yeah, you got a prob?/
//Not really... What are they doing here...?//
/I dunno. Why don't you go kill 'em?/
//KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//
-Cloud runs, grabs his sword, and hacks N'SYNC to pieces.-
-Music is still playing-
"Huh?"
/Um... It's a teenybopper festival.../
//NO!!//
-Cloud morphs into Vegita-
//WHAT THE HELL? I'M A DORKUS MORLOKUS NOW?//
/Heh./
**Author's Note: I know, this is supposed to be Cloud/Tifa/Yuffie, buuuuut I wanna have some fun!
-Cloud changes into a tall, lanky, kinda cute young man with a southern accent. He is wearing loose jeans, a a button up shirt-
//WHAT?!?!? I AM NOW JERMEY?????? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?//
/You didn't do anything, take it as a compliment./
//STUPID ONNA!//
**Author's Notes: 'member that dude that I bashed last chapter? Now the unlucky guy is my boyfriend!! Bwhahahahaha! What did he ever do wrong? As he says, I have issues! I love you Mr. Puppy!!
//Can we go back to the Tifa/Yuffie thing? I like that better...//
/And ruin all my fun?/
//YES//
/Alright/
-Cloud is transported to Tifa's apartment-
-Tifa and Yuffie start laughing-
"What the hell?" Cloud yells, looking at himself. He is dressed in a hospital gown, with a window in the back.
//Where did this come from?//
/I got it from Dragon Ball Z fanfic, I think it was by Prince Vegita... I liked it!!!/
//ARGH!!!!!//
"Cl...Cloud..." Tifa starts to say, between fits of laughter, "Can we talk?"
"...............Sure..............."
"First get some clothes..."
LATER
"What did you want, Tifa-chan?" Cloud asks, getting horny looking at Tifa in her 'slut clothes.'
**Author's Note: Tifa's slut clothes are Britney Spears's look-alike clothes...
"Um... I'm not sleeping with Yuffie..."
-Cloud falls off the stool he's sitting on-
"WHAT!?!?!?!"
"Yeah, the narrator, Yuffie, & I wanted to play a trick on you...."
"STUPID ONNAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-The narrator pops in. She is a 15 year girl, dressed in slinky black pants, a white tank-top, and sandals. Oh, she's also wearing no bra.-
-Cloud's eyes bulge-
"Hey Cloud, I'm the narrator!!!!!!!!!!!! How ya doing?"
-Cloud drools-
-Jeremy pops in-
"STUPID ONNA! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?"
-The narrator blushes-
"I like Cloud... And aren't you supposed to be at Scouts this weekend?"
That stops Jeremy.
"I was... wait! You ARE THE NARRATOR! YOU PUT ME IN HERE!!"
-Cloud becomes normal again-
"Um............................. Can y'all take it outside???? I wanna talk to Tifa..."
"Talk?" the narrator says, "Like hell you will! You will go into Tifa's bedroom and have passionate sex for hours!"
"Really? What about Yuffie?"
"She'll join a 'I Love Sephie' club. They are Cloud-bashers."
-A mallot appears in Yuffie's hands-
"Come back here CLOUDIE HEAD! Don't run away!"
//I thought you said I get sex...//
/I lied.../
THE END
Like it? I know, Cloud never got to kill the teenyboppers, buuuuuuuuut... NEXT FANFIC!!
~Lady Pan~
AT A BAR
"Why me? Oh why me?" Cloud moans. "And Yuffie of all people?"
Cloud starts to cry.
Vegita pops in.
"Stupid baka! Why are crying, DUMB ASS BLONDE?"
**Author's Note: Ooops... Wrong fanfic... heh.
"What the hell?" Cloud looks around, confused as hell. "Who was that dork?"
-Music blares outside-
"Huh?" Cloud goes outside...
And screams!
"Oh no! Not.. not..."
/Yes my friend, it's N'SYNC!/
//You again?//
/Yeah, you got a prob?/
//Not really... What are they doing here...?//
/I dunno. Why don't you go kill 'em?/
//KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//
-Cloud runs, grabs his sword, and hacks N'SYNC to pieces.-
-Music is still playing-
"Huh?"
/Um... It's a teenybopper festival.../
//NO!!//
-Cloud morphs into Vegita-
//WHAT THE HELL? I'M A DORKUS MORLOKUS NOW?//
/Heh./
**Author's Note: I know, this is supposed to be Cloud/Tifa/Yuffie, buuuuut I wanna have some fun!
-Cloud changes into a tall, lanky, kinda cute young man with a southern accent. He is wearing loose jeans, a a button up shirt-
//WHAT?!?!? I AM NOW JERMEY?????? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?//
/You didn't do anything, take it as a compliment./
//STUPID ONNA!//
**Author's Notes: 'member that dude that I bashed last chapter? Now the unlucky guy is my boyfriend!! Bwhahahahaha! What did he ever do wrong? As he says, I have issues! I love you Mr. Puppy!!
//Can we go back to the Tifa/Yuffie thing? I like that better...//
/And ruin all my fun?/
//YES//
/Alright/
-Cloud is transported to Tifa's apartment-
-Tifa and Yuffie start laughing-
"What the hell?" Cloud yells, looking at himself. He is dressed in a hospital gown, with a window in the back.
//Where did this come from?//
/I got it from Dragon Ball Z fanfic, I think it was by Prince Vegita... I liked it!!!/
//ARGH!!!!!//
"Cl...Cloud..." Tifa starts to say, between fits of laughter, "Can we talk?"
"...............Sure..............."
"First get some clothes..."
LATER
"What did you want, Tifa-chan?" Cloud asks, getting horny looking at Tifa in her 'slut clothes.'
**Author's Note: Tifa's slut clothes are Britney Spears's look-alike clothes...
"Um... I'm not sleeping with Yuffie..."
-Cloud falls off the stool he's sitting on-
"WHAT!?!?!?!"
"Yeah, the narrator, Yuffie, & I wanted to play a trick on you...."
"STUPID ONNAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-The narrator pops in. She is a 15 year girl, dressed in slinky black pants, a white tank-top, and sandals. Oh, she's also wearing no bra.-
-Cloud's eyes bulge-
"Hey Cloud, I'm the narrator!!!!!!!!!!!! How ya doing?"
-Cloud drools-
-Jeremy pops in-
"STUPID ONNA! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?"
-The narrator blushes-
"I like Cloud... And aren't you supposed to be at Scouts this weekend?"
That stops Jeremy.
"I was... wait! You ARE THE NARRATOR! YOU PUT ME IN HERE!!"
-Cloud becomes normal again-
"Um............................. Can y'all take it outside???? I wanna talk to Tifa..."
"Talk?" the narrator says, "Like hell you will! You will go into Tifa's bedroom and have passionate sex for hours!"
"Really? What about Yuffie?"
"She'll join a 'I Love Sephie' club. They are Cloud-bashers."
-A mallot appears in Yuffie's hands-
"Come back here CLOUDIE HEAD! Don't run away!"
//I thought you said I get sex...//
/I lied.../
THE END
Like it? I know, Cloud never got to kill the teenyboppers, buuuuuuuuut... NEXT FANFIC!!