AN INTERVIEW WITH ANGELINA JOHNSON

It's here! An interview with Angelina Johnson, star Chaser of
the Gryffindor Quiddtch team!

THGFC- The Hermione Granger Fan Club
AJ- Angelina Johnson

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THGFC: "Okay, Angelina. We'll just get straight to the part that
everyone wants to hear. Do you have a mega-crush on Fred Weasley?"

AJ: "I thought this interview was s'posed to be about Quidditch?"

THGFC: "All right, if you want to be difficult... well, are you happy
with your position on the Gryffindor House team?"

AJ: "Yes. Being a Chaser is excellent!"

THGFC: "Who do you think will be the next captain of the team?"

AJ: "Harry. Or one of the Weasleys."

THGFC: "So, I imagine you'll be playing Quidditch professionally when
you leave school?"

AJ: "Definitely. Unless something else comes up."

THGFC: "Like if you wanted to... get married, say. Who do you want to
marry, Angelina? Fred, perhaps?"

AJ: "Drop it, okay? I'm not divulging personal stuff like that just for
the amusement of your readers! I have my dignity!"

THGFC: "What do you do in the holidays, Angelina?"

AJ: "I take Muggle dance classes. And I basically, you know, hang out."

THGFC: "Muggle dance classes, that's interesting- what kind?"

AJ: "Tap, jazz, at one time, ballet."

THGFC: "D'you like the Weird Sisters at all?"

AJ: "Yeah! Especially their lead guitarist, Kirley McCormack.
He's dreamy."

THGFC: "Better not let Fred hear you say that, Angelina."

AJ: "FRED WEASLEY IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!" (pauses) "He's my kind-of,
nearly, in-between stage boyfriend."

THGFC: "Aha! So you're at the IN-BETWEEN stage, are you?"

AJ: "If I say so, will you stop bugging me?"

THGFC: "Yes."

AJ: "Fine, then. We're at the IN-BETWEEN stage."

THGFC: "What are your parents' names, Angelina?"

AJ: "Oskar and Levita Johnson."

THGFC: (sniggers)

AJ: "Shut up."

THGFC: "Okay. Listen, how would you descibe yourself?"

AJ: "Fun-loving, athletic and caring. And sensetive."

THGFC: "Well, my fun-loving, athletic, caring and sensetive friend,
I'm afraid we've run out of time. I dunno about you, but I've had a
ball."

AJ: "So have I. Except when you were pummelling me for answers about
Fred and I."

THGFC: "Sorry about that. See you."

AJ: "Bye!"
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Well, that was a satisfactory fic, in my opinion. But comments,
any sort, are welcome. So please review! Ciao!